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Snowy
 Post subject: The ‘HOT’ seat
PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2025 10:41 am 
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Love how the reporters refer to the job at Pools, but basically it never gets the time to be quite warm enough to even be the ‘Lukewarm Seat’.

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Ozzy Saltburn
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2025 10:47 am 
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Snowy wrote:
Love how the reporters refer to the job at Pools, but basically it never gets the time to be quite warm enough to even be the ‘Lukewarm Seat’.


Good point. Maybe 'Ejector Seat' would be a more accurate description.
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Grayhoundend
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PostPosted: Sat Oct 18, 2025 10:54 am 
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If who ever gets the job, Do screwfix sell stab vests.lol
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Snowy
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I’d imagine the calendar in the managers ‘waiting room’ only ever has 3 months on it.

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2025 2:31 pm 
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I saw Postecoglou in the railway cafe this morning with a pools shirt on.

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Stocksfield_Poolie
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 20, 2025 2:46 pm 
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Electric chair more apt for Pools!
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Snowy
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Do we get managers on 3 month free trial periods…?
It would explain a lot.

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Bluestreak
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Snowy wrote:
Do we get managers on 3 month free trial periods…?
It would explain a lot.


Ahhh thats it!

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Snowy
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For the first season in charge they came out of a corn flake box…..once the flakes were gone so was the manager.

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Kettering Poolie
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That would certainly explain a lot of the plastic shit we've been served up in recent times! :lol:
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accrington fan
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waddingtons need to bring out a new board game thats about pools managers. be a good seller for christmas.
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jamie1952
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2025 12:10 pm 
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According to the towns ‘local paper’ ,
The Hartlepool Mail understands that Nicky Featherstone, Peter Hartley and Elliot Dickman are leading the race to become the next permanent Hartlepool United manager.
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Snowy
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 23, 2025 12:42 pm 
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They’ve left Uncle Tom Cobbley of Jamie…shame on them. :arrow:

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accrington fan wrote:
waddingtons need to bring out a new board game thats about pools managers. be a good seller for christmas.


Depends on the value of passing go.

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