Snowy &Derwent.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7065

Where are the two of you, seriously I hope both of you are ok.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Your clue today is Madonna :laugh:

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18922

they have gone out on pre season loan to darlo to pick up a few tips on posting.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3456

Still on the lash in Dusseldorf is what i heard.

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5378

accrington fan wrote:

they have gone out on pre season loan to darlo to pick up a few tips on posting.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

Snowy is scouting the seven seas, And Derwent is cabin boy, Well i think i heard cabin boy

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

accrington fan wrote:

they have gone out on pre season loan to darlo to pick up a few tips on posting.

"You are Awful Accy, But i like you”

As Mr Emery would say :laugh:

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18922

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy is scouting the seven seas, And Derwent is cabin boy, Well i think i heard cabin boy

no booked by raj as care home bouncers along with guard dogs ratboy and his new mate.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Gone for a long walk from John o' groats to lands end. Started Thursday expected to finish in 2035. :laugh:

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 8916

I hope they not drug dealing in Tenerife.
bbolt

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

I hope they not drug dealing in Tenerife.
bbolt

Only you Kev :clap:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

Aw have you missed us.
Yesterday was our village annual gala and my daughter organises it, so I have been helping with that. Been a hectic week on that front as usual. Today I have travelled down to Tewkesbury with my missus to begin our tour of the West Country.
No idea what Snowy is doing so can't help with that one.
Don't worry my eagle eye is still in good fettle. :laugh:

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sun Jul 07, 2024 2:41 pm

Phew I was about to inform Interpol.

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3710

I wouldn't bother with Interpol. They didnt find my parrot.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

I wouldn't bother with Interpol. They didnt find my parrot.

Could have tried the FBI, But they are too busy fitting Trump up.

Sussex UK · **Joined:** Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:34 pm **Posts:** 3456

Grayhoundend wrote:

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

I wouldn't bother with Interpol. They didnt find my parrot.

Could have tried the FBI, But they are too busy fitting Trump up.

Bless em.He's probably on the phone to our Nigel right now.. :laugh:

Have you tried Vera she's local ?

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

Sussex UK wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Ozzy Saltburn wrote:

I wouldn't bother with Interpol. They didnt find my parrot.

Could have tried the FBI, But they are too busy fitting Trump up.

Bless em.He's probably on the phone to our Nigel right now.. :laugh:

Have you tried Vera she's local ?

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18922

come on you locals. get some leaflets printed to stick on every lampost in the town or if he,s banged up a Free Snowy campaign should be kicked off now started by his sparring partner jamie. the mccanns might have an idea where he is.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7065

I think Snowy is on a sabbatical and out of range of a good internet signal, hopefully that’s the case

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

He told me in confidence that he was being sent out on a top secret mission to Russia. Captain Snowy was to leave the Marina Wednesday morning at precisely 1.15 am along with his trusty allie Ratboy the Torpedoman's Mate. They will travel undetected in a one man Japanese midget submarine " Type A Ko- hyoteki ". He told me if he was compromised he would immediately launch Ratboy in a dummy torpedo with inflatable dingy. The mission was to take no more than 3 days to complete. I have to been honest and accept things have not gone according to plan and its likely Captain Snowy and his trusty mate Ratboy have been captured or worse still lay at the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

Captain Snowy instructed me to post his demise on the bunker if things went wrong. Worse than that he said I would have to eat the evidence ( the bunker site ) to avoid it getting into the wrong hands. :laugh:

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

Leggie43 wrote:

He told me in confidence that he was being sent out on a top secret mission to Russia. Captain Snowy was to leave the Marina Wednesday morning at precisely 1.15 am along with his trusty allie Ratboy the Torpedoman's Mate. They will travel undetected in a one man Japanese midget submarine " Type A Ko- hyoteki ". He told me if he was compromised he would immediately launch Ratboy in a dummy torpedo with inflatable dingy. The mission was to take no more than 3 days to complete. I have to been honest and accept things have not gone according to plan and its likely Captain Snowy and his trusty mate Ratboy have been captured or worse still lay at the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

Captain Snowy instructed me to post his demise on the bunker if things went wrong. Worse than that he said I would have to eat the evidence ( the bunker site ) to avoid it getting into the wrong hands. :laugh:

That is far too accurate to be a guess. Don't answer the door.

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

Leggie43 wrote:

He told me in confidence that he was being sent out on a top secret mission to Russia. Captain Snowy was to leave the Marina Wednesday morning at precisely 1.15 am along with his trusty allie Ratboy the Torpedoman's Mate. They will travel undetected in a one man Japanese midget submarine " Type A Ko- hyoteki ". He told me if he was compromised he would immediately launch Ratboy in a dummy torpedo with inflatable dingy. The mission was to take no more than 3 days to complete. I have to been honest and accept things have not gone according to plan and its likely Captain Snowy and his trusty mate Ratboy have been captured or worse still lay at the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

Captain Snowy instructed me to post his demise on the bunker if things went wrong. Worse than that he said I would have to eat the evidence ( the bunker site ) to avoid it getting into the wrong hands. :laugh:

When you say wrong hands, Do you mean………………………………………………………….Raj.
:laugh:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

derwent wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

He told me in confidence that he was being sent out on a top secret mission to Russia. Captain Snowy was to leave the Marina Wednesday morning at precisely 1.15 am along with his trusty allie Ratboy the Torpedoman's Mate. They will travel undetected in a one man Japanese midget submarine " Type A Ko- hyoteki ". He told me if he was compromised he would immediately launch Ratboy in a dummy torpedo with inflatable dingy. The mission was to take no more than 3 days to complete. I have to been honest and accept things have not gone according to plan and its likely Captain Snowy and his trusty mate Ratboy have been captured or worse still lay at the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

Captain Snowy instructed me to post his demise on the bunker if things went wrong. Worse than that he said I would have to eat the evidence ( the bunker site ) to avoid it getting into the wrong hands. :laugh:

That is far too accurate to be a guess. Don't answer the door.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Grayhoundend wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

He told me in confidence that he was being sent out on a top secret mission to Russia. Captain Snowy was to leave the Marina Wednesday morning at precisely 1.15 am along with his trusty allie Ratboy the Torpedoman's Mate. They will travel undetected in a one man Japanese midget submarine " Type A Ko- hyoteki ". He told me if he was compromised he would immediately launch Ratboy in a dummy torpedo with inflatable dingy. The mission was to take no more than 3 days to complete. I have to been honest and accept things have not gone according to plan and its likely Captain Snowy and his trusty mate Ratboy have been captured or worse still lay at the bottom of the Baltic Sea.

Captain Snowy instructed me to post his demise on the bunker if things went wrong. Worse than that he said I would have to eat the evidence ( the bunker site ) to avoid it getting into the wrong hands. :laugh:

When you say wrong hands, Do you mean………………………………………………………….Raj.
:laugh:

Well would you trust your dog with Raj

Flying Hogans · **Joined:** Tue Nov 05, 2019 10:29 pm **Posts:** 5378

Derwent being back puts paid to my theory that they eloped to Gretna and were spending some quality time on the Solway Riviera.
Unless it just didn't work out?

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Flying Hogans wrote:

Derwent being back puts paid to my theory that they eloped to Gretna and were spending some quality time on the Solway Riviera.
Unless it just didn't work out?

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

I am being a bit concerned now. I have never met Snowy and would pass him in the street without knowing. Other than messaging him on here I have no way of contacting him. If anyone else has his phone number or any other means of contacting him, please do so.
He obviously hasn't read Jamie's post, otherwise I'm sure he would have responded.
I have sent him a PM, so watch this space.
Please be careful what you write for obvious reasons.
Ta.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

He was going on a 3 day break with his wife and was due back last Saturday

I am not going to say where he went ( because its not my business ) but it was in this country. I must admit it is a little concerning

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18922

derwent wrote:

I am being a bit concerned now. I have never met Snowy and would pass him in the street without knowing. Other than messaging him on here I have no way of contacting him. If anyone else has his phone number or any other means of contacting him, please do so.
He obviously hasn't read Jamie's post, otherwise I'm sure he would have responded.
I have sent him a PM, so watch this space.
Please be careful what you write for obvious reasons.
Ta.

thats the weakness of messageboards. doubt anyone really knows anyone else who posts by sight, where they live or more details about them like phone numbers. might be an idea for getting more information about people before they start posting but only on a voluntary basis. its not as if there are many who do post compared to our crowds and it certainly would not bother me getting a phone call if i was missing without a reason.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Did you walk bbolt

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Did you walk bbolt

Nah…sailed around the coast in my my yacht, but missed it first time round, then got picked up by border farce second time as I passed Dover as an illegal and put in a 5 star hotel till I escaped. bbolt

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7065

Great to see you back Snowy we have had our spats and will continue to do so but I was genuinely concerned about you going ‘missing’.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

Jamie1952 wrote:

Great to see you back Snowy we have had our spats and will continue to do so but I was genuinely concerned about you going ‘missing’.

It’s all just banter Jamie, never take it seriously.
Sometimes, being ‘out of touch’ is refreshing, missed Ratboy and Ruby though. :laugh:

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

Snowy wrote:

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Did you bring us back some Rock.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Did you bring us back some Rock.

Certainly did, where do you want it tipping. :laugh:

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

Snowy wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Did you bring us back some Rock.

Certainly did, where do you want it tipping. :laugh:

Not even a postcard

You can send one to the Bunker to cover us all, Dertwent will explain all.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Grayhoundend wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Did you bring us back some Rock.

Certainly did, where do you want it tipping. :laugh:

Not even a postcard

You can send one to the Bunker to cover us all, Dertwent will explain all.

Derwent knows my secret

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6675

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12320

My lips are sealed. There are heroes, superheroes and then the likes Of Snowy.
Class never fades.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

It's a funny thing but Tin Tin had a dog called Snowy and Snowy has a dog called Ratboy :laugh:

Snowy about you change Ratboys name to Tin Tin

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

Leggie43 wrote:

It's a funny thing but Tin Tin had a dog called Snowy and Snowy has a dog called Ratboy :laugh:

Snowy about you change Ratboys name to Tin Tin

I had a terrier called snowy who was the spit of Tin Tin’s dog …a lovely dog with the mind of a psychopath, but I loved him never the less…. I was on a course for a Swiss company and the wife phoned me to speak to him as he wouldn’t let her and her mother leave the house… it worked, but I felt a right prick.

Trouble is….Ratboy doesn’t know he’s Ratboy aka The Verminator…..his real name is…..?

The Kit Kat Kid · **Posted:** Tue Jul 09, 2024 7:20 pm

Timmy ? ( one of the Famous Five ).

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

The Kit Kat Kid wrote:

Timmy ? ( one of the Famous Five ).

Ratboy’s blushing…

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18922

Snowy wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Been to Barrow, took longer than expected.
Normal piss taking will be resumed.

Did you walk bbolt

Nah…sailed around the coast in my my yacht, but missed it first time round, then got picked up by border farce second time as I passed Dover as an illegal and put in a 5 star hotel till I escaped. bbolt

was half expecting to hear something like that.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18922

derwent wrote:

My lips are sealed. There are heroes, superheroes and then the likes Of Snowy.
Class never fades.

not a hero of telemark but thornaby instead.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36388

Funnily enough, saw an abandoned trawler beached near Peel Island on the entrance approaches to Barrow Docks cut clean in half and, totally weird, as though someone had cut it with a bread knife….a big bread knife that is.

Snowy &Derwent.

Gadgies online