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Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3765

Can we win in the League for the first time or even avoid defeat away from home? I'm not feeling particularly optimistic. Any thoughts? If he plays the same formation as he did at Orient, I think we can all sit back and watch the goals fly in (to our net).

Schmollies · **Joined:** Sat Apr 25, 2020 11:36 pm **Posts:** 23

2-1 win for the Pools.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

2-0 Colchester, Longstaff on the score sheet
This may be the game Hartley walks or is pushed

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37433

loyal_fan wrote:

2-0 Colchester, Longstaff on the score sheet
This may be the game Hartley walks or is pushed

Always amused at the masochistic streak of some supporters who preach not only Hell and eternal damnation, but add those sad embellishment’s whereby the player we never signed (in their imagination) adds insult to injury by scoring against us.
It never happens ….. but adds to their arousal and anticipated pleasure.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 7416

Snowy wrote:

loyal_fan wrote:

2-0 Colchester, Longstaff on the score sheet
This may be the game Hartley walks or is pushed

Always amused at the masochistic streak of some supporters who preach not only Hell and eternal damnation, but add those sad embellishment’s whereby the player we never signed (in their imagination) adds insult to injury by scoring against us.
It never happens ….. but adds to their arousal and anticipated pleasure.

At the same time all those calling for Hartley to be sacked never come up with a credible name to replace him.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 19717

Jamie1952 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

loyal_fan wrote:

2-0 Colchester, Longstaff on the score sheet
This may be the game Hartley walks or is pushed

Always amused at the masochistic streak of some supporters who preach not only Hell and eternal damnation, but add those sad embellishment’s whereby the player we never signed (in their imagination) adds insult to injury by scoring against us.
It never happens ….. but adds to their arousal and anticipated pleasure.

At the same time all those calling for Hartley to be sacked never come up with a credible name to replace him.

and even if they did the guy would have his hands tied till january with the previous managers signings who might have actually only come to the club because of hartley himself. even merlin the magician aint going to get hastie, lacey and murray up to a standard we would need to insert a sell on clause into their contracts.

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9526

We get a shock win to paper over the cracks.
Then Molyneux probably tears us a new one next week.
UTP.

Krampesh · **Joined:** Sat Jul 10, 2021 10:14 am **Posts:** 613

Hoping for a win as we need some confidence for the next few games.

1-0 Ndjoli

Critical Thinking · **Joined:** Fri Jul 03, 2020 11:50 am **Posts:** 2313

Sorry but think 4-1 which will put more pressure on management.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37433

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

We get a shock win to paper over the cracks.
Then Molyneux probably tears us a new one next week.
UTP.

So if we get a win, it’s a ‘shock win’ ….. paper over the cracks blah blah blah……Then the comfort blanket of Molyneux, your icon …….did you yhave a French great, great, great, great granny who knitted furiously beneath the guillotine…..?

Essex poolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 12, 2016 7:42 pm **Posts:** 882

I will be at Colchester hoping for a win shock/lucky whatever 3 points please, would have preferred Matty Longstaff to be in our side after his performances for Mansfield last year. What happened to the big 3 north eastern teams helping us out ?

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9526

Snowy wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

We get a shock win to paper over the cracks.
Then Molyneux probably tears us a new one next week.
UTP.

So if we get a win, it’s a ‘shock win’ ….. paper over the cracks blah blah blah……Then the comfort blanket of Molyneux, your icon …….did you yhave a French great, great, great, great granny who knitted furiously beneath the guillotine…..?

Wake up n smell the coffee.
Fans n bunkerites aint responsible for the last 15 division four Results.
See were we are in the not to distant future.
Have u ran out of Red Ink.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37433

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

We get a shock win to paper over the cracks.
Then Molyneux probably tears us a new one next week.
UTP.

So if we get a win, it’s a ‘shock win’ ….. paper over the cracks blah blah blah……Then the comfort blanket of Molyneux, your icon …….did you yhave a French great, great, great, great granny who knitted furiously beneath the guillotine…..?

Wake up n smell the Ooh smell the coffee, you are being bracketed in pink yer big girls blouse.

Fans n bunkerites aint responsible for the last 15 division four Results.
Are you saying you speak for ALL fans and bunkerites…15 results?

See were we are in the not to distant future.
Are you translating these posts from Apache?

Have u ran out of Red Ink.
No more red for you, Pink everytime.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37433

Snowy wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

Snowy wrote:

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

We get a shock win to paper over the cracks.
Then Molyneux probably tears us a new one next week.
UTP.

So if we get a win, it’s a ‘shock win’ ….. paper over the cracks blah blah blah……Then the comfort blanket of Molyneux, your icon …….did you yhave a French great, great, great, great granny who knitted furiously beneath the guillotine…..?

Wake up n smell the Ooh smell the coffee, you are being bracketed in pink yer big girls blouse.

Fans n bunkerites aint responsible for the last 15 division four Results.
Are you saying you speak for ALL fans and bunkerites…15 results?

See were we are in the not to distant future.

Are you translating these posts from Apache?

Have u ran out of Red Ink.
No more red for you, Pink everytime.

Now you can strain you eyes reading it.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2022 1:15 pm

2/0 win.
The storm subsidies.

Double Figures · **Joined:** Mon Apr 16, 2012 8:47 am **Posts:** 845

3-3 exciting game.

billinghampoolie1908 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:52 pm **Posts:** 4447

Hopefully Tuesday gave us some confidence. Colchester ain't doing great chance for first win? 0-0

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Fuck me that’s quite a first 11
Sterry injured (why did he play full game on the ??)
Ferguson dropped

I feel a pasting coming on ….

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

5 jockland recruits in the starting eleven.... and one on the bench....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwelrtb8Oho

billinghampoolie1908 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:52 pm **Posts:** 4447

Christ what a team. Changing my prediction 3 nil col u

Ozzy Saltburn · **Joined:** Mon Nov 01, 2021 11:34 pm **Posts:** 3765

Neither Umarah or Ndjoli are fit and Tumility instead of injured Sterry. I think the result is not in any doubt. Bugger!

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

I think this is Hartley last throwof dice , all
I can say is…the program notes next week
Will be interesting from the chairman..

Bostonpoolie · **Posted:** Sat Sep 03, 2022 2:39 pm

Looks like it could be a long afternoon again

jammydodger · **Joined:** Mon Jul 04, 2022 6:01 pm **Posts:** 4

Jesus wept what a team.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Feather injured Sylla on

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Sylla is our best midfielder and should start
Hamilton not offering anything so far up front

Colchester look fairly poor also

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9526

loyal_fan wrote:

Sylla is our best midfielder and should start
Hamilton not offering anything so far up front

Colchester look fairly poor also

2 bad teams still should win tho.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Decent chance colchester tumility
Out of position

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Get in ….great job Tumility !
Well done Hamilton too nice touch

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

get in....1-0 to the dog n duck lads... :clap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxjXArvdXU

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9526

poolie1 wrote:

get in....1-0 to the dog n duck lads... :clap:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsxjXArvdXU

Against the Red Lion

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Oooh close great break up play by niang and nice feet again from hamilton

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2474

Niang is all over the place, good signing this lad…

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Much better than I expected

Think we have stumbled on Sylla and niang at base of midfield working well tho niang needs to be careful on his tackling
Tumilty much better going fwd than defending
Hamilton has decent touch but too lightweight to play where he is playing
Need Ferguson ln for Patterson
Colchester are poor….v nice to see a side not obviously better than us
I don’t trust this defense to hold out a 1-0 if it gets physical at the end
We need to do sweepstake on what game Murray will win his first header in

thebigdog · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:49 pm **Posts:** 1278

Shit vs shit and Shit is winning!

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

disloyal..."We need to do sweepstake on what game Murray will win his first header in"

...nah..lets have a sweepstake on who the biggest knobnead is on this board today..here are the entrants...

1.I think we can all sit back and watch the goals fly in (to our net).
2.This may be the game Hartley walks or is pushed
3.Sorry but think 4-1 which will put more pressure on management.
4.I feel a pasting coming on
5.I think the result is not in any doubt. Bugger!
6.Christ what a team. Changing my prediction 3 nil col u
7.Looks like it could be a long afternoon again
8.Jesus wept what a team.

..my vote goes to number 6..classic top drawer bollox.. clappp

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Colchester give ball away a lot in own half
Stupid booking from tumilty

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Patterson needs to come off, let’s hope Hartley doesn’t wait for the equalizer to make a sub as it’s coming

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Wtf is Murray doing there ducks out of a header and turns like queen Mary almost landing killip in it
And again almost let them in

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Colchester bloke injured himself with a comedy dive after they used all their subs
Should have tried to get ball as Patterson was wrong Side again

kevin pooles gloves · **Joined:** Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm **Posts:** 9526

poolie1 wrote:

disloyal..."We need to do sweepstake on what game Murray will win his first header in"

...nah..lets have a sweepstake on who the biggest knobnead is on this board today..here are the entrants...

1.I think we can all sit back and watch the goals fly in (to our net).
2.This may be the game Hartley walks or is pushed
3.Sorry but think 4-1 which will put more pressure on management.
4.I feel a pasting coming on
5.I think the result is not in any doubt. Bugger!
6.Christ what a team. Changing my prediction 3 nil col u
7.Looks like it could be a long afternoon again
8.Jesus wept what a team.

..my vote goes to number 6..classic top drawer bollox.. clappp

9. YOU

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

gloves..."9.YOU"

..sorry...knuckle draggers not allowed to vote pal.. :naughty:

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Murray just found his man in box and got away with it, yet again was favorite for the ball and hesitated

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

Great work odour terrible from hastie

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

1-1 been coming

Hastie a disgrace up front not even challenging to try and hold ball up

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3928

A point more than I thought we’d get, good chance of this fixture being in
The conference next year

billygoatblue · **Joined:** Fri Dec 12, 2014 11:30 am **Posts:** 606

poolie1 wrote:

gloves..."9.YOU"

..sorry...knuckle draggers not allowed to vote pal.. :naughty:

Pretty stupid setting up your own sweepstake and then including a rule which excludes yourself

billinghampoolie1908 · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 5:52 pm **Posts:** 4447

kevin pooles gloves wrote:

poolie1 wrote:

disloyal..."We need to do sweepstake on what game Murray will win his first header in"

...nah..lets have a sweepstake on who the biggest knobnead is on this board today..here are the entrants...

1.I think we can all sit back and watch the goals fly in (to our net).
2.This may be the game Hartley walks or is pushed
3.Sorry but think 4-1 which will put more pressure on management.
4.I feel a pasting coming on
5.I think the result is not in any doubt. Bugger!
6.Christ what a team. Changing my prediction 3 nil col u
7.Looks like it could be a long afternoon again
8.Jesus wept what a team.

..my vote goes to number 6..classic top drawer bollox.. clappp

9. YOU

Hands down it's you only losers like you can defend what's going on at this club. Are we going to win a game this year?

poolie1 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 11:45 pm **Posts:** 2002

well played pools....especially the 6 dog n duck lads...but hang on... does this mean we all have to wait till the next game for hartley and his sub standard jocks to be given their marching orders and sent back home over the border?...oh what a crying shame eh..

"When the seagulls follow the trawler, it's because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbwV5XX6phU

thebigdog · **Joined:** Sat Aug 10, 2013 6:49 pm **Posts:** 1278

Utterly insipid. Bottlers.

Pools are a in a relegation battle. Make no bones about it. Another lucky dip lineup. Awful recruitment, completely imbalanced. Could have called this in pre-season… oh wait.

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