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Barriewardrobe2
 Post subject: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Fri Apr 29, 2022 11:12 pm 
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In case you don't know what a cotton bud or an ear is, please see the photo on the right. :roll:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/61272506
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Sussex UK
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:16 am 
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Is this for real? sctatchinghead It doesn't seem to be a spoof site. sctatchinghead
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poolie1
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:21 am 
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sussex...."Is this for real? sctatchinghead It doesn't seem to be a spoof site. sctatchinghead"

..just woke up?...slept in?....its news worldwide...hangus as mayor...canoe man....and now this....the laughing stock of the planet...?

https://mediianews.com/2022/04/30/hartl ... -hospital/

https://www.joe.co.uk/sport/hartlepool- ... bud-332769

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/football ... -hospital/
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Sussex UK
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 11:55 am 
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poolie1 wrote:

..just woke up?...slept in?....its news worldwide...hangus as mayor...canoe man....and now this....the laughing stock of the planet...?





If Des Barnes being put on the red list of the world's most wanted men wasn't enough eh.
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Eiphos_3
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 5:57 pm 
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Unbelievable man. What an absolute shiteee show

Hes pesh anyways. Hope he isnt here next season anyways
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The Kit Kat Kid
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sat Apr 30, 2022 6:43 pm 
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Well he's been well & truly dug out by his manager, so I reckon his days are numbered
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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2022 5:50 am 
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You have to ask yourself, if ever you’ve used a cotton bud, just how you jam one in your lug. You push it a touch too far it hurts, so how you lose a complete one is beyond all understanding of the pain barrier, this may also explain how we’ve got more casualties than Rourke’s Drift.

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Poolie_on_Tyne
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2022 7:48 am 
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Snowy wrote:
You have to ask yourself, if ever you’ve used a cotton bud, just how you jam one in your lug. You push it a touch too far it hurts, so how you lose a complete one is beyond all understanding of the pain barrier, this may also explain how we’ve got more casualties than Rourke’s Drift.


Perhaps it depends if there is anything between the ears to stop it?
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Sussex UK
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2022 8:11 am 
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It always falls on deaf ears if you recommend a couple of drops of olive oil.
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poolie1
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2022 8:42 am 
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..good news...the buds out...all clear now...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGDl5Rqd1sw
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accrington fan
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2022 10:10 am 
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Sussex UK wrote:
It always falls on deaf ears if you recommend a couple of drops of olive oil.

popeye used to feel the same.
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poolie1
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Sun May 01, 2022 6:22 pm 
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with all the news coverage generated by this cotton bud injury....i hear that specsavers have already been in contact with pools about shirt sponsorship for next season...professional earwax removal services are apparently big business at the mo...

https://www.specsavers.co.uk/hearing/ea ... XuEALw_wcB
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accrington fan
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
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Can we have a new ground sponsor, Otex Express Arena sounds good.
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Jamie1952
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
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I thought they had banned the sale of cotton buds as they were plastic ?
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Snowy
 Post subject: Re: Mark Shelton
PostPosted: Mon May 02, 2022 11:38 am 
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Might be easier to ban Shelton from using them.

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