I thought he was called Coronaldo?

3 games, 3 draws. I am the Colin Cooper of the Bunker Premier League

Thanks for kind words we where outclassed but dig in for a hard earned point we will use this to kick on with rest of season

Can we suspend the season now indefinitely please?

After a dodgy start the Boot Boys are marching on!!!!

Now there's another Ebbsfleet in this division. And ...NO I am not a bad loser!

Game 4 results:-
Zeppelin (3-2) FC Alybaba
Lowfields (1-0) Covid-19
Bootboys (1-2) Itsjustflu
FC Twente Myfr (1-0) Flying pig
Blueturnstiles (4-1) Fulchester
Sixatback (2-2) Dynamo Stkton
JollyBoys (2-3) FC Greatham
SweetFA (1-2) Dep la Corona
Dad's Army (3-2) Fookit
FC1NIL (2-2) Andrex
The Lucky 13 (2-2) Kilfinan Utd
Steetley W.V (0-3) AFC Crimdon

Steetley West View FC knocked off the top of the league. I want my ball back! Ah well, lovely sunny day and apt to be stuffed at home off Crimmer. Pit y The Seagull pub is no longer there to drown my sorrows. Probably do a Pools now and win again next October.

Good end to end game with Greatham, defensive mistakes cost us yet again, also picked up a couple of injuries. Disappointing second defeat in a row, after a good start to the season . beginning to display Pools style inconsistency.

FC1NIL (2-2) Andrex .

Happy with a point away from home.

2 goals away from home again, but conceded 2.

Certainly entertaining the fans, but frustrating the Manager! and the players.

Dads Army get their first win of the season, we have been playing well, but not getting our just rewards. Looked like it would be another draw again today, but an OG in the 80th minute gave us a deserved victory. We need to stop conceding sloppy goals, but we will work on the defence in training this week & be ready to go in the next game.

I'd imagine we were 2-0 up and managed to capitulate. Better than losing I suppose...

My lots results seem to have a horribly familiar look to them, too close to a genuine Pools season for my liking.

Played 4 won 1 drawn 1 lost 2. It's going to be a long season!

Why is is that I have no interest in this yet I am looking for certain results a bit like I used to with the aussie results that used to be on the littlewoods pools coupons. Absolutely bizarre.

Not bizarre at all, I myself would always look out for the results of North Dandenong in the day for the same reason

Such memories being dug up during these strange times. I too looked forward to the Aussie footy scores and my adopted team was Box Hill. I can remember Mooroolbark, Subiaco, Dandenong (my brother's team).

Game 5 results:-
Covid-19 (2-1) Bootboys
Itsjustflu (1-0) FC Twente Myfr
Flyingpig (1-1) Blueturnstiles
Fulchester (0-2) Sixatback
Dynamo Ston (2-0) Jollyboys
FC Greatham (4-0) Sweet FA
Dep la Corona (1-0) Dads Army
Fookit FC (0-0) FC1NIL
Andrex FC (0-1) The Lucky 13
Kilfinan Utd (0-4) Steetley W.V.
AFC Crimdon (0-2) Zeppelin
FC Alybaba (1-4) Lowfields

Full table n scorers to follow..

Andrex FC 0 The Lucky 13 1

We wiped our arses with them and kept a clean sheet.. :!

Finally recorded a win, time to start spreading the covid fever throughout the league.

FFS.

Andrex FC (0-1) The Lucky 13

Well what can I say to that, you know it's not your day when we should have been 4 nil up at half time.

Dominated possession in second half, only for our defender to slice the ball onto the post, then for it to come off his arse and into the net in the 97th min.

Shit happens.

I am not happy the ref giving away a soft pen. Pickles for eyes

Dinamo Ston 2 v 0 Jolly Boys

Shocking display today, never turned up, never got going, changes will be made. Either that or ring Paulus up and ask him WTF he is playing at

Lose 0-3 at home to AFC Crimdon and win 4-0 away to Kilfinan United. Crazy league.

Just like how we beat Notts County 2-0 then lose 1-0 to Ebbsfleet......

Too right... just get on another roll and you'll be back at the top... Perhaps a change of cistern might help?!

FC. Aybaba i blame the ref.

To be fair, your St. Pauli inspired Ultras out sang the man and his dog who usually watch my team

Facing bottom club Sweet FA later today, obvious banana skin and hope my hands can avoid it...

*lads, not hands

Shows why I shouldn't be posting at 3am

Game 6 results:-
FC Twente Myfr (1-1) Covid-19
Blueturnstiles (0-1) Itsjustflu
Sixatback (1-1) Flyingpig
JollyBoys (2-2) Fulchester
Sweet FA (3-0) Dynamo Stkn
Dads Army (3-2) FC Greatham
FC1NIL (0-0) Dep la Corona
The Lucky 13 (0-3) Fookit FC
Steetley W.V.(0-0) Andrex FC
Zeppelin FC (3-3) Kilfinan Utd
Lowfields (0-1) AFC Crimdon
Bootboys (4-1) FC Alybaba

Banana skin

Score draw I take that after a scrappy goal scramble in the box

Another indifferent performance in our 2-2 draw with Fulchester, Bob Watson saving the day with another couple of goals. Probably a fair result on the balance of play.

First defeat and at home. Shocking.

Army assault course for the lads this week then.

Followed by a 10 mile run.

Every day.

I think a point each was fair. Would love a player like Watson, he was quiet most of the fame but took both of his chances really well

Game 7 results:-
Covid-19 (1-0) Blueturnstiles
Itsjustflu (1-4) Sixatback
Flying pig (3-2) Jolly Boys
Fulchester (0-0) Sweet FA
Dynamo Stkton (1-0) Dad's Army
FC Greatham (1-4) FC1NIL
Dep la Corona (1-2) Lucky 13
Fookit FC (4-0) Steetley W.V
Andrex FC (1-0) Zeppelin
Kilfinan Utd (4-0) Lowfields
AFC Crimdon (1-0) Bootboys
FC Alybaba (1-4) FC Twente Myfr

Get in Flyingpig !

Well played Andrex FC.







It looked a mile off side from here!!!

Fookit!!!! Scat down like Steetley's chimney (plus the rest of it).

Best part was behind me this old Scottish bloke kept shouting "We're doomed" whenever Dinamo got possession

2 wins in a row, It's amazing what you can get for a tenner these days.

Andrex FC (1-0) Zeppelin

Full house and a tight game, me and my coach noticed that the Zeppelin players were pulling at the back of their shorts?
We thought they bought the wrong kit? We then realised that they maybe had not wiped there arses properly. ( (see Zeppelin managers comments about putting fingers through loo roll)

we conveyed this observation to our players at half time, and sure enough they were still fidgeting about and scratching there arses.

This allowed us from a free kick to score, while said arse scratching by Zeppelin was going on.

After that we could should have wipe them out, but we will take a clean sheet as a positive result against the team that is top for now.

I will be sending Zeppelins Manager The Ladybird book on how to wipe your arse properly, enjoy.

Flying Pig 3 v 2 Jolly Boys

Another disappointing result, that now sees us drop into the bottom 6. We are scoring 2 goals every game, more often than enough that should be enough to get the 3 points, but our problems are at the back, where we are conceding 2 and occasionally 3, concede 3 and you will generally get beat.

Jolly Boys tonight completed the loan signing of 19 year old defender Jack Collins on a season long loan from Celtic. Collins spent last season on loan at Hungarian side Coronavaros.

If he's as good as his uncles Sam and Neil he should be a good signing for the Corbyn Stadium outfit.

Game 8 results:-
Sixatback (1-4) Covid-19
Jolly Boys (2-1) Itsjustflu
SweetFA (1-2) Flying pig
Dad's Army (1-0) Fulchester
FC1NIL (2-1) Dynamo Stkton
The Lucky 13 (1-1) FC Greatham
Steetley W.V (1-2) Dep la Corona
Zeppelin (2-1) Fookit FC
Lowfields (3-1) Andrex FC
Bootboys (1-2) Kilfinan Utd
FC Twente Myfr (0-0) AFC Crimdon
Blueturnstiles (1-0) FC Alybaba

Jolly Boys 2 v 1 Itsjustflu

Just about deserved the win today , new signing Jack Collins coming off the bench and scoring from a set piece with a bullet header with only minutes left on the clock , Bob Watson scored his 8th of the season , putting us in front after 10 minutes.

Team v Itsjustflu

1. Kevin Hodge
2. Keith Austin
3. Paul Humphries
4. Micky Westwood
5. John McStrodder
6. Mark Murray
7. Brian Clarke
8. Dean Tinkler 68 mins
9. Bob Watson
10. Adam Porter
11. Richie Dalton

Subs

Kevin Hodge
Hugh Mckinnon
Joel Boyd
Chris Nelson
Jack Collins

Fook it, I'm not parting with another Tenner!

Lowfields (3-1) Andrex FC

Just typical, beat the top team then lose to Lowfields, take one nil lead at half time then concede 3 in 15 mins extra training in order, especially defense.

Up next Bootboys at home, got to be on our toes for that one, against one of the senior managers in this league, he's seen it all.