Bunker Premier League results

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

Stomper409 wrote:

Fookit FC (1-4) Sweet FA.

The loan signing of Ristiano Cronaldo has really turned the tide. Hat trick on his debut. :happy-cheerleaderkid:

I thought he was called Coronaldo? bbolt

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2020 7:44 pm

horden wrote:

ed-t-ball wrote:

Zeppelins flying high.

For now. Reckon your season will go up in flames and you will come back down to earth with a bang

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

3 games, 3 draws. I am the Colin Cooper of the Bunker Premier League

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2020 9:02 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Game 3 results:-

Fulchester (2-2) FC Twente Myfr

Fuck sake! 2 points dropped to a late equaliser. Should have been out of sight by then. Another penalty saved, and at least 3 really good chances to go 3-1 up in the second half.

Fair play to Twente, though, they stuck in there and didn't give up.

Thanks for kind words we where outclassed but dig in for a hard earned point we will use this to kick on with rest of season

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Can we suspend the season now indefinitely please? :laugh:

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2020 12:08 am

After a dodgy start the Boot Boys are marching on!!!!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:03 pm

Stomper409 wrote:

Fookit FC (1-4) Sweet FA.

The loan signing of Ristiano Cronaldo has really turned the tide. Hat trick on his debut. :happy-cheerleaderkid:

Now there's another Ebbsfleet in this division. And ...NO I am not a bad loser! :angry-tappingfoot:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2020 4:43 pm

Game 4 results:-
Zeppelin (3-2) FC Alybaba
Lowfields (1-0) Covid-19
Bootboys (1-2) Itsjustflu
FC Twente Myfr (1-0) Flying pig
Blueturnstiles (4-1) Fulchester
Sixatback (2-2) Dynamo Stkton
JollyBoys (2-3) FC Greatham
SweetFA (1-2) Dep la Corona
Dad's Army (3-2) Fookit
FC1NIL (2-2) Andrex
The Lucky 13 (2-2) Kilfinan Utd
Steetley W.V (0-3) AFC Crimdon

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Steetley West View FC knocked off the top of the league. I want my ball back! Ah well, lovely sunny day and apt to be stuffed at home off Crimmer. Pit banghead

y The Seagull pub is no longer there to drown my sorrows. Probably do a Pools now and win again next October.

horden · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:27 pm

Good end to end game with Greatham, defensive mistakes cost us yet again, also picked up a couple of injuries. Disappointing second defeat in a row, after a good start to the season . beginning to display Pools style inconsistency.

thedno · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2020 7:39 pm

FC1NIL (2-2) Andrex .

Happy with a point away from home.

2 goals away from home again, but conceded 2.

Certainly entertaining the fans, but frustrating the Manager! and the players.

poolie1966 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 13, 2011 8:55 am **Posts:** 1182

Dads Army get their first win of the season, we have been playing well, but not getting our just rewards. Looked like it would be another draw again today, but an OG in the 80th minute gave us a deserved victory. We need to stop conceding sloppy goals, but we will work on the defence in training this week & be ready to go in the next game.

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

I'd imagine we were 2-0 up and managed to capitulate. Better than losing I suppose...

OddsOnPhil · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2011 10:27 am **Posts:** 674

My lots results seem to have a horribly familiar look to them, too close to a genuine Pools season for my liking.

Played 4 won 1 drawn 1 lost 2. It's going to be a long season!

Watching from afar · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2020 2:18 pm

Why is is that I have no interest in this yet I am looking for certain results a bit like I used to with the aussie results that used to be on the littlewoods pools coupons. Absolutely bizarre.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2020 3:22 pm

Watching from afar wrote:

Why is is that I have no interest in this yet I am looking for certain results a bit like I used to with the aussie results that used to be on the littlewoods pools coupons. Absolutely bizarre.

Not bizarre at all, I myself would always look out for the results of North Dandenong in the day for the same reason

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Such memories being dug up during these strange times. I too looked forward to the Aussie footy scores and my adopted team was Box Hill. I can remember Mooroolbark, Subiaco, Dandenong (my brother's team).

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2020 4:19 pm

Game 5 results:-
Covid-19 (2-1) Bootboys
Itsjustflu (1-0) FC Twente Myfr
Flyingpig (1-1) Blueturnstiles
Fulchester (0-2) Sixatback
Dynamo Ston (2-0) Jollyboys
FC Greatham (4-0) Sweet FA
Dep la Corona (1-0) Dads Army
Fookit FC (0-0) FC1NIL
Andrex FC (0-1) The Lucky 13
Kilfinan Utd (0-4) Steetley W.V.
AFC Crimdon (0-2) Zeppelin
FC Alybaba (1-4) Lowfields

Full table n scorers to follow..

Basil Fawlty · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:04 pm

Andrex FC 0 The Lucky 13 1

We wiped our arses with them and kept a clean sheet.. :!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Finally recorded a win, time to start spreading the covid fever throughout the league.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2020 5:29 pm

FFS.

thedno · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:38 pm

Andrex FC (0-1) The Lucky 13

Well what can I say to that, you know it's not your day when we should have been 4 nil up at half time.

Dominated possession in second half, only for our defender to slice the ball onto the post, then for it to come off his arse and into the net in the 97th min.

Shit happens.

Compo · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2020 6:39 pm

I am not happy the ref giving away a soft pen. Pickles for eyes

horden · **Posted:** Fri Mar 27, 2020 7:04 pm

Dinamo Ston 2 v 0 Jolly Boys

Shocking display today, never turned up, never got going, changes will be made. Either that or ring Paulus up and ask him WTF he is playing at banghead

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Lose 0-3 at home to AFC Crimdon and win 4-0 away to Kilfinan United. Crazy league.

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

ToTheHartlepool2-0 wrote:

sctatchinghead Lose 0-3 at home to AFC Crimdon and win 4-0 away to Kilfinan United. Crazy league.

Just like how we beat Notts County 2-0 then lose 1-0 to Ebbsfleet......

Basil Fawlty · **Posted:** Sat Mar 28, 2020 12:06 am

thedno wrote:

Andrex FC (0-1) The Lucky 13

Well what can I say to that, you know it's not your day when we should have been 4 nil up at half time.

Dominated possession in second half, only for our defender to slice the ball onto the post, then for it to come off his arse and into the net in the 97th min.

Shit happens.

Too right... just get on another roll and you'll be back at the top... Perhaps a change of cistern might help?!

alybaba · **Posted:** Sun Mar 29, 2020 12:34 am

FC. Aybaba i blame the ref.

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

horden wrote:

Dinamo Ston 2 v 0 Jolly Boys

Shocking display today, never turned up, never got going, changes will be made. Either that or ring Paulus up and ask him WTF he is playing at banghead

To be fair, your St. Pauli inspired Ultras out sang the man and his dog who usually watch my team bbolt

Facing bottom club Sweet FA later today, obvious banana skin and hope my hands can avoid it...

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

*lads, not hands

Shows why I shouldn't be posting at 3am

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:16 pm

Game 6 results:-
FC Twente Myfr (1-1) Covid-19
Blueturnstiles (0-1) Itsjustflu
Sixatback (1-1) Flyingpig
JollyBoys (2-2) Fulchester
Sweet FA (3-0) Dynamo Stkn
Dads Army (3-2) FC Greatham
FC1NIL (0-0) Dep la Corona
The Lucky 13 (0-3) Fookit FC
Steetley W.V.(0-0) Andrex FC
Zeppelin FC (3-3) Kilfinan Utd
Lowfields (0-1) AFC Crimdon
Bootboys (4-1) FC Alybaba

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

Banana skin

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Mar 29, 2020 4:54 pm

Compo · **Posted:** Sun Mar 29, 2020 9:05 pm

Score draw I take that after a scrappy goal scramble in the box

horden · **Posted:** Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:12 am

Another indifferent performance in our 2-2 draw with Fulchester, Bob Watson saving the day with another couple of goals. Probably a fair result on the balance of play.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1573

First defeat and at home. Shocking.

Army assault course for the lads this week then.

Followed by a 10 mile run.

Every day.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2020 5:22 pm

horden wrote:

Another indifferent performance in our 2-2 draw with Fulchester, Bob Watson saving the day with another couple of goals. Probably a fair result on the balance of play.

I think a point each was fair. Would love a player like Watson, he was quiet most of the fame but took both of his chances really well

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:14 pm

Game 7 results:-
Covid-19 (1-0) Blueturnstiles
Itsjustflu (1-4) Sixatback
Flying pig (3-2) Jolly Boys
Fulchester (0-0) Sweet FA
Dynamo Stkton (1-0) Dad's Army
FC Greatham (1-4) FC1NIL
Dep la Corona (1-2) Lucky 13
Fookit FC (4-0) Steetley W.V
Andrex FC (1-0) Zeppelin
Kilfinan Utd (4-0) Lowfields
AFC Crimdon (1-0) Bootboys
FC Alybaba (1-4) FC Twente Myfr

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2020 7:19 pm

Get in Flyingpig !

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:36 pm

Well played Andrex FC.

It looked a mile off side from here!!!

ToTheHartlepool2-0 · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:08 pm **Posts:** 1333

Fookit!!!! rakxe

Scat down like Steetley's chimney (plus the rest of it).

RemotePoolie · **Joined:** Tue Feb 19, 2019 8:34 am **Posts:** 597

Best part was behind me this old Scottish bloke kept shouting "We're doomed" whenever Dinamo got possession

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:42 pm

2 wins in a row, It's amazing what you can get for a tenner these days. bbolt

thedno · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2020 2:53 pm

Andrex FC (1-0) Zeppelin

Full house and a tight game, me and my coach noticed that the Zeppelin players were pulling at the back of their shorts?
We thought they bought the wrong kit? We then realised that they maybe had not wiped there arses properly. ( (see Zeppelin managers comments about putting fingers through loo roll)

we conveyed this observation to our players at half time, and sure enough they were still fidgeting about and scratching there arses.

This allowed us from a free kick to score, while said arse scratching by Zeppelin was going on.

After that we could should have wipe them out, but we will take a clean sheet as a positive result against the team that is top for now.

I will be sending Zeppelins Manager The Ladybird book on how to wipe your arse properly, enjoy.

horden · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2020 7:01 pm

Flying Pig 3 v 2 Jolly Boys

Another disappointing result, that now sees us drop into the bottom 6. We are scoring 2 goals every game, more often than enough that should be enough to get the 3 points, but our problems are at the back, where we are conceding 2 and occasionally 3, concede 3 and you will generally get beat.

Jolly Boys tonight completed the loan signing of 19 year old defender Jack Collins on a season long loan from Celtic. Collins spent last season on loan at Hungarian side Coronavaros.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:11 pm

If he's as good as his uncles Sam and Neil he should be a good signing for the Corbyn Stadium outfit.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Apr 02, 2020 5:34 pm

Game 8 results:-
Sixatback (1-4) Covid-19
Jolly Boys (2-1) Itsjustflu
SweetFA (1-2) Flying pig
Dad's Army (1-0) Fulchester
FC1NIL (2-1) Dynamo Stkton
The Lucky 13 (1-1) FC Greatham
Steetley W.V (1-2) Dep la Corona
Zeppelin (2-1) Fookit FC
Lowfields (3-1) Andrex FC
Bootboys (1-2) Kilfinan Utd
FC Twente Myfr (0-0) AFC Crimdon
Blueturnstiles (1-0) FC Alybaba

horden · **Posted:** Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:16 pm

Jolly Boys 2 v 1 Itsjustflu

Just about deserved the win today , new signing Jack Collins coming off the bench and scoring from a set piece with a bullet header with only minutes left on the clock , Bob Watson scored his 8th of the season , putting us in front after 10 minutes.

Team v Itsjustflu

1. Kevin Hodge
2. Keith Austin
3. Paul Humphries
4. Micky Westwood
5. John McStrodder
6. Mark Murray
7. Brian Clarke
8. Dean Tinkler 68 mins
9. Bob Watson
10. Adam Porter
11. Richie Dalton

Subs

Kevin Hodge
Hugh Mckinnon
Joel Boyd
Chris Nelson
Jack Collins

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Apr 02, 2020 6:36 pm

Fook it, I'm not parting with another Tenner!

thedno · **Posted:** Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:22 pm

Lowfields (3-1) Andrex FC

Just typical, beat the top team then lose to Lowfields, take one nil lead at half time then concede 3 in 15 mins extra training in order, especially defense.

Up next Bootboys at home, got to be on our toes for that one, against one of the senior managers in this league, he's seen it all.

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