Renamed in memory of John Hawksworth, a stalwart member who passed this day 2nd August 2020. RIP Mr Monkeybutt.
Sadly we must add the name of Kevin Minton, Aka Mr Ripper who passed 30/6/22. Kev was also Mr politically incorrect but a nicer lad you could never meet.
by tREE_wiTH_hAMStER » Mon Jun 13, 2011 9:13 pm
Brilliant. Who made it again?
I'd recommend a more stealthy plan than googling 'afternoon tea dog'.
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by alybaba » Thu Jun 16, 2011 2:56 am
Class!!!
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by BillinghamPoolie » Thu Jun 16, 2011 10:54 am
Didn't this thread have more replies?

I like the comfort zone. It's where all the sandwiches are.
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by yloop » Fri Jun 17, 2011 12:05 pm
Indeed.
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by Mr Irrelevant » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:21 pm
thats because it was a post that should have been am pm.
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by joemaxi » Mon Aug 08, 2011 10:29 pm
Excellent, made me cry laughing.
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by Ste_Trimdon_G » Sat Jul 28, 2012 12:13 pm
What's the Yakker board? Smb?
Can I have a one of them, mate?
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by Pooliegan » Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:39 pm
Hilarious that
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by Montpoolier » Sun Jan 20, 2013 12:54 am
What kept you?
No, your children are not the special ones.
(Nor is your dog.)
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by Anna Conda » Tue Jul 23, 2019 9:04 pm
Still funny.
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by Monkeybutt » Tue Jun 02, 2020 11:54 pm
Love it.
A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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by accrington fan » Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:04 am
love these hitler stuff. think thats one of the best.
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by paulus the woodgnome and a side salad » Wed Jun 03, 2020 10:39 am
Ste_Trimdon_G wrote:What's the Yakker board? Smb?
It stands for 'Some monkeys blood?' , which all of the Poolie icecream men used to ask as they thrust a flake into the top of your 99 on their sortes behind enemy lines in the collieries

...and no regime can buy or sell me....
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by horden » Wed Jun 03, 2020 12:40 pm
paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:Ste_Trimdon_G wrote:What's the Yakker board? Smb?
It stands for 'Some monkeys blood?' , which all of the Poolie icecream men used to ask as they thrust a flake into the top of your 99 on their sortes behind enemy lines in the collieries

Albert Amerigo ! Always give you a box of Maltesers if it was your birthday. Of course you had to tell him first it was your birthday , which me and my mates duly did , at least 3 times a year.
Sad Mackem Bastards isn't it?
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by horden » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:23 pm
Agree. Mind you , if you were cheeky to him he would sometimes grab your hand and squeeze it hard , used to hurt , was strong as a bull. Imagine that happening now? we used to just accept it and laugh it off. If you told your parents they would laugh and just say " you shouldn't have set your buck up ".
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by horden » Wed Jun 03, 2020 1:45 pm
Could do with a new Bunker filum.
Frank Reid not half the man he used to be

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by Bostonpoolie » Fri Jun 05, 2020 5:44 pm
I've got my youngest asking for monkeys blood on her ice cream, confuses the shit out of the ice cream people here, and then takes some explaining from me!
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