Monkeybutt wrote:Just met a Chinese drug dealer, he said "Have you seen my cocaine"?
I said "not since he starred in Zulu"!
Go Ask Alice wrote:A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus.
The bartender asks, “You mean a Martini?”.
The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I’d have asked for one"...
PJPoolie wrote:Is the rebrand as Anna Conda, so casual onlookers think these threads are getting more popular with copy and paste fans?
PJPoolie wrote:Is the rebrand as Anna Conda, so casual onlookers think these threads are getting more popular with copy and paste fans?
Anna Conda wrote:I can count the amount of chainsaw accidents I have had on one hand.
Loid Blackwell wrote:
It's obvious that Mr Butt wants to call himself Anna now PJ ,do you have a problem with this ?..And what are your thoughts on the LGBT school protests ??
Monkeybutt wrote:Oi Sandman, this thread is for humour, go hijack somewhere else for the faggotry
Monkeybutt wrote:I'm back baby.
Mr Ripper wrote:
The only people who are against it are those who don’t accept what British society now expects in terms of tolerance and inclusion and they should maybe be subject to some kind of education program themselves if their values are not compatible with the country that they are living and raising their kids in.
Monkeybutt wrote:Have you been hit with a rhythm stick?
Call our Ian Drury hotline for maximum compo!
Mr Ripper wrote:That makes you sound like you approve of bigotry and intolerance Mr Snowy, on the basis that people should be able to discriminate if that’s their personal preference. Am I misinterpreting what you’re saying or is that what you really think?
Compo wrote:Is maximum compo a normal size of me
born toulouse wrote:Little bit of racism and lots of the usual homophobic shite posted by HUST's membership secretary. This is from the What Is HUST? section of the website:
"Inclusive – Any fan can join the HUST and share the values underpinning it. The Trust will promote equality and diversity regardless of age, disability, sex, orientation, race or religious beliefs."
The excuse 'I'm not the Trust' is bollocks. Most users of this board know that you play a key role in HUST so your determined, persistent bigotry disguised as humour reflects badly on the organisation.
At some point people who don't want HUST to have an influence on Pools could use the stuff you post here to argue that the organisation doesn't adhere to it's stated beliefs. It really is time you stopped with this shite.
Monkeybutt wrote:I am neither racist or homophobe
born toulouse wrote:Virtually all your 'jokes' that mention homosexuality are homophobic, you even manged to include the ancient 'don't turn your back' trope that suggests gay men are a threat to straight men's arses. I can't see how anybody would see these attempts at humour any other way. Of course, some people do laugh at this sort of shite but that doesn't make it less homophobic.
And I'll be impressed if you can explain how a 'joke' based on how Chinese people speak English isn't racist. You could use that to help to explain racist jokes to somebody who wasn't familiar with the idea.
Truth is that you're just wilfully pretending you don't understand what you're doing because you do understand that saying, "Yes I'm racist and homophobic" would have repercussions.
I'm told you are a decent bloke in person but it is hard to believe give the stuff you post on here.
Montpoolier wrote:Don't agree with the bit on jokes about accents being racist. Puns are puns. No different to Geordie jokes like "Are those war drums? No they're their drums". Or Cockney jokes. If there is a difference, its's going to need quite some explaining. Or maybe Geordie jokes are racist too (even from the mouths of Geordie comedians who seem to be the biggest perpetrators).
You must have had your share of English accent piss-taking in your time in France. How did it go down?
Montpoolier wrote:Don't agree with the bit on jokes about accents being racist. Puns are puns. No different to Geordie jokes like "Are those war drums? No they're their drums". Or Cockney jokes. If there is a difference, its's going to need quite some explaining. Or maybe Geordie jokes are racist too (even from the mouths of Geordie comedians who seem to be the biggest perpetrators).
You must have had your share of English accent piss-taking in your time in France. How did it go down?
Montpoolier wrote:Don't agree with the bit on jokes about accents being racist. Puns are puns. No different to Geordie jokes like "Are those war drums? No they're their drums". Or Cockney jokes. If there is a difference, its's going to need quite some explaining. Or maybe Geordie jokes are racist too (even from the mouths of Geordie comedians who seem to be the biggest perpetrators).
You must have had your share of English accent piss-taking in your time in France. How did it go down?
Montpoolier wrote:Don't agree with the bit on jokes about accents being racist. Puns are puns. No different to Geordie jokes like "Are those war drums? No they're their drums". Or Cockney jokes. If there is a difference, its's going to need quite some explaining. Or maybe Geordie jokes are racist too (even from the mouths of Geordie comedians who seem to be the biggest perpetrators).
You must have had your share of English accent piss-taking in your time in France. How did it go down?
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