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Bluestreak	Post subject: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:04 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Gracing our screens this morning. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 9:47 am
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	Does your flicker resemble a plasterers radio? _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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horden	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:32 am
Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:46 pm Posts: 7331 Location: East Durham Riviera	Bluestreak wrote: Gracing our screens this morning. I know a woman that would put you in an early grave when I see one. _________________ Social Media - giving idiots a voice since 2015
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:51 am
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	Can just imagine you sat in your string vest and off white Undercrackers, eating Cheetos whilst drooling over her _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:58 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	horden wrote: Bluestreak wrote: Gracing our screens this morning. I know a woman that would put you in an early grave when I see one. Might have a problem getting the coffin lid on _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 10:59 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Monkeybutt wrote: Can just imagine you sat in your string vest and off white Undercrackers, eating Cheetos whilst drooling over her Dont forget the flat cap _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:20 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Attachment: rab.jpg You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:32 am
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	Bluestreak wrote: Attachment: rab.jpg That was who I had vision of but couldn`t remember his name _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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horden	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 11:56 am
Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:46 pm Posts: 7331 Location: East Durham Riviera	Bastards ! _________________ Social Media - giving idiots a voice since 2015
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Jan 09, 2019 1:03 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	_________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:27 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Wearing a nice green number with a bit of high level exposure. When she mentioned a straight northerly i passed out. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Hartleblue	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:15 am
Joined: Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:58 pm Posts: 3247 Location: Somewhere in me head.	I just don,t see the attraction myself, personally speaking. _________________ ..science flies you to the Moon........religion flies you into buildings...
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yloop	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:17 am
	She's fucking rank.
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:31 am
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	yloop wrote: She's fucking rank. Oh come on, she isn`t rank but if you have met Blue he would be boxing above his weight by about 4 weights and he uses his face as a contraceptive! _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 11:40 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Hartleblue	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 12:17 pm
Joined: Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:58 pm Posts: 3247 Location: Somewhere in me head.	Bluestreak wrote: Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon. _________________ ..science flies you to the Moon........religion flies you into buildings...
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horden	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:07 pm
Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:46 pm Posts: 7331 Location: East Durham Riviera	[quote="Hartleblue"]I just don,t see the attraction myself, personally speaking. [/quote Lucy or Carol? Its a no brainer IMO. Attachment: untitled.png You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ Social Media - giving idiots a voice since 2015
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Snowy	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:12 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm Posts: 37478	Them knees could do with a scrub. _________________ It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:57 pm
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	Bluestreak wrote: Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon. It arrived, thanks. Gotta say, impressed with handsome bastard looking back at me, rotund but not bad, would lend it you but you have enough bad luck without an additional 7 years! _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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horden	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:33 pm
Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:46 pm Posts: 7331 Location: East Durham Riviera	Snowy wrote: Them knees could do with a scrub. I never got that far down _________________ Social Media - giving idiots a voice since 2015
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Hartleblue	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:45 pm
Joined: Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:58 pm Posts: 3247 Location: Somewhere in me head.	Monkeybutt wrote: Bluestreak wrote: Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon. It arrived, thanks. Gotta say, impressed with handsome bastard looking back at me, rotund but not bad, would lend it you but you have enough bad luck without an additional 7 years! Better go to Specksavers. _________________ ..science flies you to the Moon........religion flies you into buildings...
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:26 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Monkeybutt wrote: Bluestreak wrote: Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon. It arrived, thanks. Gotta say, impressed with handsome bastard looking back at me, rotund but not bad, would lend it you but you have enough bad luck without an additional 7 years! Please to see Amazon sourced it from the magic shop! _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 9:50 am
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	Marks out of 10 I`d give her 1 _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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Montpoolier	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2019 10:28 am
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:46 am Posts: 16992 Location: The people's democratic illegal republic of Catalonia	horden wrote: Snowy wrote: Them knees could do with a scrub. I never got that far down But I got that far up. _________________ No, your children are not the special ones. (Nor is your dog.)
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:02 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Did anyone see the Chase tonight with Suzi Perry? _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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kevin pooles gloves	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:19 pm
Joined: Tue Oct 07, 2014 2:28 pm Posts: 9572	What happened Bluestreak. .
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:46 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Quite pleasing on the eye! _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Hartleblue	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:23 pm
Joined: Mon Aug 26, 2013 6:58 pm Posts: 3247 Location: Somewhere in me head.	Suzi is a pedIgree Carol is a mongral. fact! _________________ ..science flies you to the Moon........religion flies you into buildings...
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Smokin Joe	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 12:08 am
Joined: Sun Apr 14, 2013 7:13 pm Posts: 1114	Sorry, don’t get me wrong as she appears to be a nice person but Carol Kirkwood looks more and more like a witch every time I see her - she needs a decent haircut, and start dressing her age.
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Snowy	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:57 am
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm Posts: 37478	Smokin Joe wrote: Sorry, don’t get me wrong as she appears to be a nice person but Carol Kirkwood looks more and more like a witch every time I see her - she needs a decent haircut, and start dressing her age. I’d never have taken you for an hairdresser/ fashion guru. _________________ It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 2:10 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Didn't see myself but she looked like two Zeppelins in a dead heat this morning. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Clarence road kid	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 3:57 pm
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:54 pm Posts: 161	I witnessed the apparition which is Carol Kirkwood; she's a GILF
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:03 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Girl or granny? _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Clarence road kid	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 4:05 pm
Joined: Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:54 pm Posts: 161	Granny isn't it!
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yloop	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Mar 28, 2019 8:17 pm
	She's rank.
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 7:49 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	On BBC1 now. Temperatures rising? Fountains spurting at Somerset House. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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accrington fan	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 9:57 am
Joined: Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm Posts: 19773	[quote="yloop"]She's rank. she could push my trolley round morrisons anyday.
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 2:21 pm
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	I have regular visions of Carol on all fours, naked except for a tattoo of my mums face on her arse, and that is usually when I wake up because that would be wrong to continue! Wouldn't it _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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poolieinnottingham	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:47 pm
Joined: Fri Aug 18, 2006 7:13 am Posts: 7496 Location: Errr, Nottingham	No canine involvement? _________________ If there's any more chew, the bar will be closed!
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Monkeybutt	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Thu Jun 27, 2019 8:56 pm
Joined: Sun Jan 21, 2018 6:22 pm Posts: 2428	poolieinnottingham wrote: No canine involvement? Not on this occasion never really liked dogs, cat man. _________________ A Loquacious Location of Lipograms at The Phrontistery
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:46 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	On the tv this morning in a nice floral number with more than a hint of cleavage. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:53 pm
Joined: Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm Posts: 4198	Bluestreak wrote: On the tv this morning in a nice floral number with more than a hint of cleavage. Bless. It's like being 12 all over again, trying to see up Valerie Singleton's skirt on Blue Peter.
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:33 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	_________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue May 19, 2020 12:24 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Her bumpers saved her apparently. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52720147 _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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horden	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2020 5:39 pm
Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:46 pm Posts: 7331 Location: East Durham Riviera	The legend lives on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ax8CiCMe4 _________________ Social Media - giving idiots a voice since 2015
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 10:00 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	horden wrote: The legend lives on https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ax8CiCMe4 Doggers......................... _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 10:13 am
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Spotted............... Attachment: carol.jpg You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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horden	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Tue Aug 11, 2020 10:17 am
Joined: Mon Oct 14, 2013 6:46 pm Posts: 7331 Location: East Durham Riviera	Wouldn't surprise me. Looks the type. _________________ Social Media - giving idiots a voice since 2015
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Bluestreak	Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2020 4:37 pm
Joined: Sun Aug 13, 2017 8:27 am Posts: 7867 Location: Stoke Bank	Periscope up. Attachment: carol 3.jpg You do not have the required permissions to view the files attached to this post. _________________ If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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