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Does your flicker resemble a plasterers radio?

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Gracing our screens this morning.


I know a woman that would put you in an early grave when I see one. :laugh:

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Can just imagine you sat in your string vest and off white Undercrackers, eating Cheetos whilst drooling over her :obscene-sexualvlick: :drool:

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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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Gracing our screens this morning.


I know a woman that would put you in an early grave when I see one. :laugh:


Might have a problem getting the coffin lid on :lol:

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Can just imagine you sat in your string vest and off white Undercrackers, eating Cheetos whilst drooling over her :obscene-sexualvlick: :drool:


Dont forget the flat cap bbolt

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:laugh: :laugh: That was who I had vision of but couldn`t remember his name clappp clappp

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Bastards !

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:lol: clappp clappp

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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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Wearing a nice green number with a bit of high level exposure.
When she mentioned a straight northerly i passed out.

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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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I just don,t see the attraction myself, personally speaking. sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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She's fucking rank.


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She's fucking rank.


Oh come on, she isn`t rank but if you have met Blue he would be boxing above his weight by about 4 weights and he uses his face as a contraceptive!

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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon.

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Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon.



clappp :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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[quote="Hartleblue"]I just don,t see the attraction myself, personally speaking. sctatchinghead[/quote

Lucy or Carol? Its a no brainer IMO.


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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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Them knees could do with a scrub.

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Bluestreak wrote:
Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon.


It arrived, thanks.

Gotta say, impressed with handsome bastard looking back at me, rotund but not bad, would lend it you but you have enough bad luck without an additional 7 years!

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Them knees could do with a scrub.



I never got that far down :laugh:

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Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon.


It arrived, thanks.

Gotta say, impressed with handsome bastard looking back at me, rotund but not bad, would lend it you but you have enough bad luck without an additional 7 years!



Better go to Specksavers. :scared-eek:

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Monkeybutt wrote:
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Dear Mr butt don't go out today as I ve ordered you a mirror from Amazon.


It arrived, thanks.

Gotta say, impressed with handsome bastard looking back at me, rotund but not bad, would lend it you but you have enough bad luck without an additional 7 years!


Please to see Amazon sourced it from the magic shop!

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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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Marks out of 10

I`d give her 1 :wink:

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horden wrote:
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Them knees could do with a scrub.

I never got that far down :laugh:

But I got that far up.

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Did anyone see the Chase tonight with Suzi Perry?

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What happened Bluestreak.

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Quite pleasing on the eye!

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Suzi is a pedIgree Carol is a mongral. fact! therethere

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Sorry, don’t get me wrong as she appears to be a nice person but Carol Kirkwood looks more and more like a witch every time I see her - she needs a decent haircut, and start dressing her age.


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Sorry, don’t get me wrong as she appears to be a nice person but Carol Kirkwood looks more and more like a witch every time I see her - she needs a decent haircut, and start dressing her age.

I’d never have taken you for an hairdresser/ fashion guru. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

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Didn't see myself but she looked like two Zeppelins in a dead heat this morning.

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I witnessed the apparition which is Carol Kirkwood; she's a GILF


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Girl or granny?

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Granny isn't it!


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 Post subject: Re: Carol Kirkwood
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She's rank.


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On BBC1 now.
Temperatures rising?
Fountains spurting at Somerset House.

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[quote="yloop"]She's rank.
she could push my trolley round morrisons anyday.


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I have regular visions of Carol on all fours, naked except for a tattoo of my mums face on her arse, and that is usually when I wake up because that would be wrong to continue!
Wouldn't it sctatchinghead

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No canine involvement?


Not on this occasion never really liked dogs, cat man.

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On the tv this morning in a nice floral number with more than a hint of cleavage. :handgestures-thumbup:

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On the tv this morning in a nice floral number with more than a hint of cleavage. :handgestures-thumbup:


Bless. It's like being 12 all over again, trying to see up Valerie Singleton's skirt on Blue Peter.


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:laugh: :laugh:

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Her bumpers saved her apparently.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-52720147

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The legend lives on

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The legend lives on

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39ax8CiCMe4


Doggers......................... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Wouldn't surprise me. Looks the type.

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