Real Bread.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2017 3:48 pm

wynyard I mean

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:08 pm

Bluestreak wrote:

Just been to Maynard hall for car rally and noticed a bread in the shop by. Craggy bakery......can Mr butt advise on the quality of this???

Nothing compares to mine Blue, you know this, just order one from the list;

Everyday short proof yeast bread 750g

White £2
Wholemeal £2
Cotswold crunch £2

Seeded/Pumpkin, any variety 2.25

Flavoured 2.50 - Black pudding, Chorizo, Pesto, Olive, Cheese+Onion, Walnut, Meditterannean and Onion+Herb.

Long Proof open textured and crusty bread.

White 2.25
Wholewheat 2.50

Seeded/Pumpkin any variety + 25p

Flavoured +50p per loaf - Black pudding, Chorizo, Pesto, Olive, Cheese+Onion, Walnut, Meditterannean and Onion+Herb.

Sourdough £3.00 - Open texture

Bacon Bread - £3.50 using a sourdough- Open texture.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

That include delivery?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2017 6:19 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

That include delivery?

Similar to a takeaway, over £10 free within 4 mile radius or £2 outside or under £10, you can always pick it up

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Is it sliced?

Get a jalapeno and cheesey type loaf and I might let you make me one.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Sun Oct 08, 2017 9:42 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

Is it sliced?

Get a jalapeno and cheesey type loaf and I might let you make me one.

Sliced

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I made ice cream bread last night.

Was lovely.

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Arctic Roll?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

pooliecrab wrote:

Arctic Roll?

No thanks.

Bluestreak · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:08 pm

Surprising who you bump into these days........will have a chat with the "B Team" tonight and see about an order.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:30 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Bluestreak wrote:

Just been to Maynard hall for car rally and noticed a bread in the shop by. Craggy bakery......can Mr butt advise on the quality of this???

Nothing compares to mine Blue, you know this, just order one from the list;

Everyday short proof yeast bread 750g

White £2
Wholemeal £2
Cotswold crunch £2

Seeded/Pumpkin, any variety 2.25

Flavoured 2.50 - Black pudding, Chorizo, Pesto, Olive, Cheese+Onion, Walnut, Meditterannean and Onion+Herb.

Long Proof open textured and crusty bread.

White 2.25
Wholewheat 2.50

Seeded/Pumpkin any variety + 25p

Flavoured +50p per loaf - Black pudding, Chorizo, Pesto, Olive, Cheese+Onion, Walnut, Meditterannean and Onion+Herb.

Sourdough £3.00 - Open texture

Bacon Bread - £3.50 using a sourdough- Open texture.

Mr Butt, if I order over £10 worth of bread and pay the £2 delivery (over 4 miles away)will you drop it off at the Metropolis?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2017 2:56 pm

The Bishop wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Bluestreak wrote:

Just been to Maynard hall for car rally and noticed a bread in the shop by. Craggy bakery......can Mr butt advise on the quality of this???

Nothing compares to mine Blue, you know this, just order one from the list;

Everyday short proof yeast bread 750g

White £2
Wholemeal £2
Cotswold crunch £2

Seeded/Pumpkin, any variety 2.25

Flavoured 2.50 - Black pudding, Chorizo, Pesto, Olive, Cheese+Onion, Walnut, Meditterannean and Onion+Herb.

Long Proof open textured and crusty bread.

White 2.25
Wholewheat 2.50

Seeded/Pumpkin any variety + 25p

Flavoured +50p per loaf - Black pudding, Chorizo, Pesto, Olive, Cheese+Onion, Walnut, Meditterannean and Onion+Herb.

Sourdough £3.00 - Open texture

Bacon Bread - £3.50 using a sourdough- Open texture.

Mr Butt, if I order over £10 worth of bread and pay the £2 delivery (over 4 miles away)will you drop it off at the Metropolis?

I would love to say yes but no.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Mon Oct 09, 2017 9:03 pm

Just texted you an order Mr. Butt.

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Oct 10, 2017 1:08 am

monkeybutt wrote:

I would love to say yes but no.

monkeybutt wrote:

Similar to a takeaway, over £10 free within 4 mile radius or £2 outside or under £10, you can always pick it up

Mr Butt get your marketing strategy correct or you may be liable to a legal challenge!!!!!

A few free samples and I may drop my lawsuit!

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I wonder if PJ is aware of your reasonable £2 delivery charge. I know how keen he was about your bread.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 10, 2017 8:15 am

The Bishop wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

I would love to say yes but no.

monkeybutt wrote:

Similar to a takeaway, over £10 free within 4 mile radius or £2 outside or under £10, you can always pick it up

Mr Butt get your marketing strategy correct or you may be liable to a legal challenge!!!!!

A few free samples and I may drop my lawsuit!

You wouldn`t appreciate the bread, your palate is obviously fucked up with your erratic scoring system, also Norpak is a poor substitute fpr Lurpak and shoul not adorn my precious :hand:

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:28 pm

Norpak rules KO! For the record I like bread with my sandwich!

The Bishop · **Posted:** Tue Oct 10, 2017 3:33 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

You wouldn`t appreciate the bread, your palate is obviously fucked up with your erratic scoring system, also Norpak is a poor substitute fpr Lurpak and shoul not adorn my precious

Just to be a Pedant, I think the bread has gone to your head!!!!!! As for scoring, Me and Dad score fairly, as we see/eat it! FACT

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 3:04 pm

experiment day today, chorizo in t`oven, black pudding proofing, wholewheat with rye proofing and an order for olive waiting to mix, phew!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

monkeybutt wrote:

experiment day today, chorizo in t`oven, black pudding proofing, wholewheat with rye proofing and an order for olive waiting to mix, phew!

What did Olive order?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

What proof did they provide?

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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Are you better than Paul Hollywood or not?

The Bishop · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:30 pm

How can it be wholewheat when its got Rye in it?

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:31 pm

How can it be a delivery outside of 2 miles when you don't deliver to the METROPOLIS?!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:50 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

Are you better than Paul Hollywood or not?

Of course, pop round for a sample.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:52 pm

The Bishop wrote:

How can it be wholewheat when its got Rye in it?

Wholewheat is a type of flour that includes all of the wheat, the bran is added to do what high end waiters do, ease out the stools.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:54 pm

yloop wrote:

How can it be a delivery outside of 2 miles when you don't deliver to the METROPOLIS?!

The £2 charge is within the TS25 area only, Metropolis my arse! Loopiest Mr is an anagram, explains it all.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 4:56 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

experiment day today, chorizo in t`oven, black pudding proofing, wholewheat with rye proofing and an order for olive waiting to mix, phew!

What did Olive order?

A black olive French flour 55 white.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 7:04 pm

All I can say is WOW.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Thu Oct 12, 2017 9:53 pm

Just collected my first order of two loaves tonight and they look and smell fantastic! Taking them away with us for the weekend to Northumberland with friends and will report back Monday but if they taste anything like the sample of Chorizo bread me and the wife sampled I will be placing a regular order every week.

Cheers Master baker. clappp

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Mr Arse, how far away do you deliver to?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Oct 13, 2017 8:24 am

Mr Irrelevant wrote:

Mr Arse, how far away do you deliver to?

I`ll take one to your lass, she can give it you on one of your clandestine meetings

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Stop it! You know who'll get upset.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2017 7:57 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

Just collected my first order of two loaves tonight and they look and smell fantastic! Taking them away with us for the weekend to Northumberland with friends and will report back Monday but if they taste anything like the sample of Chorizo bread me and the wife sampled I will be placing a regular order every week.

Cheers Master baker. clappp

Breads get 10 /10 especially the white with olives and what was left made great toast the next day. Just ordered another Crusty white with bacon, chorizo and olives for the weekend in the lakes, Yummy, I love bread me! :chores-utensils:

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Cinnamon Buns made from scratch by one of my Talented Daughters

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Hartleblue · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:22 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Cinnamon Buns made from scratch by one of my Talented Daughters

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My God That does look tasty!!!

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:33 pm

offshorepoolie wrote:

Cinnamon Buns made from scratch by one of my Talented Daughters

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swop ya?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Oct 17, 2017 8:36 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

Just collected my first order of two loaves tonight and they look and smell fantastic! Taking them away with us for the weekend to Northumberland with friends and will report back Monday but if they taste anything like the sample of Chorizo bread me and the wife sampled I will be placing a regular order every week.

Cheers Master baker. clappp

Breads get 10 /10 especially the white with olives and what was left made great toast the next day. Just ordered another Crusty white with bacon, chorizo and olives for the weekend in the lakes, Yummy, I love bread me! :chores-utensils:

Chorizo and olive, the bacon will kill the other two.

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

monkeybutt wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

Just collected my first order of two loaves tonight and they look and smell fantastic! Taking them away with us for the weekend to Northumberland with friends and will report back Monday but if they taste anything like the sample of Chorizo bread me and the wife sampled I will be placing a regular order every week.

Cheers Master baker. clappp

Breads get 10 /10 especially the white with olives and what was left made great toast the next day. Just ordered another Crusty white with bacon, chorizo and olives for the weekend in the lakes, Yummy, I love bread me! :chores-utensils:

Chorizo and olive, the bacon will kill the other two.

None left but I'll have a word see if she'll make some more

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Montpoolier · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:00 am

offshorepoolie wrote:

Cinnamon Buns made from scratch by one of my Talented Daughters
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The Rorschach effect makes it look like a vagina. I'm not saying that's good or bad, but you can't deny it.

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Didnt notice, but now that i have, i cant unsee it.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2017 10:58 am

Yubep wrote:

Didnt notice, but now that i have, i cant unsee it.

I did see it but didn`t comment because that would be rude, however I can`t stop looking at it now :razz:

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

I was just about to post that I think this will make Mr Butt explode. The combination of baked goods and women's bits surely has to be too much for him?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2017 11:03 am

The Fat Man wrote:

I was just about to post that I think this will make Mr Butt explode. The combination of baked goods and women's bits surely has to be too much for him?

There has been an explosion

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

I would like to say that I'm not tempted by Hartleblue's daughter's buns...or whatever you lads are suggesting they are.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:32 pm

Don't know what kind of women you lot have been with like.

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2017 12:44 pm

pooliecrab wrote:

I would like to say that I'm not tempted by Hartleblue's daughter's buns...or whatever you lads are suggesting they are.

She,s not my daughter but she can still cook me one of those!

P.S. I noticed the likeness to a wotsit straight away but didn,t dare comment.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2017 2:45 pm

Hartleblue wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

I would like to say that I'm not tempted by Hartleblue's daughter's buns...or whatever you lads are suggesting they are.

She,s not my daughter but she can still cook me one of those!

P.S. I noticed the likeness to a wotsit straight away but didn,t dare comment.

I have just opened a packet of wotsits and they look nowt like that, weirdy beardy :naughty:

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

Hartleblue wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

I would like to say that I'm not tempted by Hartleblue's daughter's buns...or whatever you lads are suggesting they are.

She,s not my daughter but she can still cook me one of those!

P.S. I noticed the likeness to a wotsit straight away but didn,t dare comment.

Sorry I meant offshorepoolie!

Hartleblue · **Posted:** Wed Oct 18, 2017 5:59 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Hartleblue wrote:

pooliecrab wrote:

I would like to say that I'm not tempted by Hartleblue's daughter's buns...or whatever you lads are suggesting they are.

She,s not my daughter but she can still cook me one of those!

P.S. I noticed the likeness to a wotsit straight away but didn,t dare comment.

I have just opened a packet of wotsits and they look nowt like that, weirdy beardy :naughty:

Oi! Just make sure my breads ready for tommorow by 4-00pm. :angry-tappingfoot:

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