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The Liver Birds?

I could have stayed at home flicking through takewaway menus picking tonights tea in my Bill Grundy`s but thought I would have a day out in the rain.
Stromboli AND salad, salad was lovely actually.

Just checking your old threads, shouldn`t be long!

Quite amazing how busy this place is for pre season and perhaps shows how bored people are that such a shit thread has so many replies.

Bread thread makes me want to be dead.

I think you've done it, a poem thread about bread...real bread that makes you wish you were dead.

In my head it was more of a rap about bread than a poem.

It doesn't matter either way we're all losing the will to live here.

I'm off to travel the World now to see if I can find anyone else who gives a fuck about bread.

Sounds more like a plan for retirement.

I'll busy driving miles to buy bread when I retire.

You won`t see retirement age, high blood pressure will see to that

1)Corrected for accuracy.
2) Only drive miles for Artisan bread.

Oh God he thinks I'm being angry again.

Straight over the bread head.

No I don`t, just previous, don`t get a cob on.

Right said Bread, this is going nowhere, so we'll have a cup of tea, and then we'll go home!!!

PJ I think you should join monkeybutt on one of his bread pilgrimages, or at the very yeast sample his buns.

Sorry that's not my idea of bun.

I'd rather toast a slice of out of date Hovis then spread on some dog shite and eat that being completely honest.

You are pittaful.

Just been making an omelette and it came to me, I know why you don`t like the thread, what has PJ and a sandwich filling in common?






Both In bread

Now now, don't get personal as someone will get a right Cob On.

This thread needs locking

its brown bread

Can't read this thread for much longer, as I need to go out and earn a Crust!

I like bread me.

It's alright flour, people will rise above it.

Crumbs, this is getting really stale now.

Same here, need to earn some DOUGH.

I don`t want to be a pain but i`m a gluten for punishment.

Second Saturday of every month down the marina next to the museum.

Thanks

I wouldn`t feel right not driving an hour for it though, I could nip to Yarm and back

You're sounding like a gastronomic pimp.

A decent bag of coffee yet Tea bags in a Tea Jar! Then you picture what looks like an expensive bread bun!!!!!

It was fantastic the bread, thin sliced vine tomatoe and sea salt, hubba.

Bet it tasted no different to normal tomato and normal salt on pretend bread. If fact it probably did when you realised you'd paid several times the price for it.

Have you ever tried proper bread?

Yep and I've tried tomato. Never had salt though.

tuna and pasta bake

Only had to travel to the marina today for a lovely sourdough and a grain brown, duck eggs were a bonus

The Smokehouse has started selling Artisan Bread. Cob loaves in 3 flavours. An onion one, a tomato one and the other one. At £2 for 1 or £3 for 1 seems a bit pricey.

What be the smokehouse?

just discovered a bakery in Barnard Castle, off there next week.

Takes me back to my schooldays at St Aidan's (wagging collage) in the late 40s/50s we would all put together to buy a small loaf from the bakery at the top of Windermere Rd (still there) and one would nip over the school fence at playtime and bring it back, nice and hot, and we would share it out.

Sorry spelling mistake WAGGA COLLAGE.

Smokehouse is a new takeaway place that sells..... smoked meat, Pulled Pork, Brisket, spicy sausage & Chicken.

If your off to Barny, try Peats Butchers, or take a detour to Cockfield or Staindrop and try Simpsons butchers. You will not be disappointed! Unless they've gone downhill

Open during day or an evening?

Smokehouse is open Thurs, to Sunday 11.30 til they sell out or 10pm. Was open 7 days?????? .There has been a Baker Boyz van parked outside for the last week or so, which is whom I presume make the bread.

I presume the Butchers in Barny are are open usual Butcher shop times.

That looks like a vibrating rubber pussy that's been at the bottom of a canal for a few years.

Excellent butchers that Bishop, got some quality sausage and the delivery man is a Poolie

The bakery was awesome, got a stilton and walnut tart and it was superb, plus a couple of loaves.

Absolutely stonking sourdough purchased on Saturday, the crust was amazing, there is a farmers market on Sunday at Wynyard hall/park, one of them!

It's the same farmers market that goes to Hartlepool I believe. They charge a few quid to get in there.