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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:14 pm 
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I challenge anyone to start a duller thread than this with a less important subject matter than fucking bread, sorry real fucking bread (non of this stuff just prentending to be bread sitting on Supermarket shelves)

It's not an easy challenge I tell you.


[] Thread now has potential to last 5+ pages.
[] Monkeybutt will take up the challenge.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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It would possible be slightly less dull, but only just, if we were talking about the 1980's scouse sitcom.


The Liver Birds? :laugh: :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:17 pm 
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Got a sourdough and a brown, had a stromboli and salad, nice strong latte and a chocolate twist, nice trip out in lashing rain, how is work PJ?


You bought Sourdough, when I have a free recipe/starter for it? You drove in lashing rain for it? You had a strong warm milky drink (that is believable)? Then you expect people to believe you had a salad? :razz: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


I could have stayed at home flicking through takewaway menus picking tonights tea in my Bill Grundy`s but thought I would have a day out in the rain.
Stromboli AND salad, salad was lovely actually.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:26 pm 
PJPoolie wrote:
I challenge anyone to start a duller thread than this with a less important subject matter than fucking bread, sorry real fucking bread (non of this stuff just prentending to be bread sitting on Supermarket shelves)

It's not an easy challenge I tell you.


Just checking your old threads, shouldn`t be long!


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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PJPoolie wrote:
I challenge anyone to start a duller thread than this with a less important subject matter than fucking bread, sorry real fucking bread (non of this stuff just prentending to be bread sitting on Supermarket shelves)

It's not an easy challenge I tell you.


Quite amazing how busy this place is for pre season and perhaps shows how bored people are that such a shit thread has so many replies.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Bread thread makes me want to be dead.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Bread thread makes me want to be dead.

I think you've done it, a poem thread about bread...real bread that makes you wish you were dead.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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In my head it was more of a rap about bread than a poem.

It doesn't matter either way we're all losing the will to live here.

I'm off to travel the World now to see if I can find anyone else who gives a fuck about bread.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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I'm off to travel the World now to see if I can find anyone else who gives a fuck about bread.

Sounds more like a plan for retirement.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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I'll busy driving miles to buy bread when I retire.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:42 pm 
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I'll busy driving miles to buy bread when I retire.


You won`t see retirement age, high blood pressure will see to that bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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I'll be busy driving miles to buy bread when I retire.


1)Corrected for accuracy.
2) Only drive miles for Artisan bread.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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I'll busy driving miles to buy bread when I retire.


You won`t see retirement age, high blood pressure will see to that bbolt


Oh God he thinks I'm being angry again.

Straight over the bread head.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 4:46 pm 
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I'll busy driving miles to buy bread when I retire.


You won`t see retirement age, high blood pressure will see to that bbolt


Oh God he thinks I'm being angry again.

Straight over the bread head.


No I don`t, just previous, don`t get a cob on.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Right said Bread, this is going nowhere, so we'll have a cup of tea, and then we'll go home!!! sctatchinghead

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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PJ I think you should join monkeybutt on one of his bread pilgrimages, or at the very yeast sample his buns.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Sorry that's not my idea of bun.

I'd rather toast a slice of out of date Hovis then spread on some dog shite and eat that being completely honest.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:04 pm 
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Sorry that's not my idea of bun.

I'd rather toast a slice of out of date Hovis then spread on some dog shite and eat that being completely honest.


You are pittaful.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 5:25 pm 
Just been making an omelette and it came to me, I know why you don`t like the thread, what has PJ and a sandwich filling in common?






Both In bread bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Now now, don't get personal as someone will get a right Cob On.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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This thread needs locking

its brown bread


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Can't read this thread for much longer, as I need to go out and earn a Crust!

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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I like bread me.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Rossmere wrote:
This thread needs locking

its brown bread

It's alright flour, people will rise above it.


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Crumbs, this is getting really stale now.

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Can't read this thread for much longer, as I need to go out and earn a Crust!


Same here, need to earn some DOUGH.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 7:46 pm 
I don`t want to be a pain but i`m a gluten for punishment.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
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Bread stall at Hartlepool farmers market does nice bread. Doesn't do owt else but that's cos it's a bread stall.


When do it occur?


Second Saturday of every month down the marina next to the museum.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:41 pm 
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Bread stall at Hartlepool farmers market does nice bread. Doesn't do owt else but that's cos it's a bread stall.


When do it occur?


Second Saturday of every month down the marina next to the museum.



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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Tue Jul 04, 2017 8:43 pm 
I wouldn`t feel right not driving an hour for it though, I could nip to Yarm and back :shifty:


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I wouldn`t feel right not driving an hour for it though, I could nip to Yarm and back :shifty:

You're sounding like a gastronomic pimp. :shock:

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A decent bag of coffee yet Tea bags in a Tea Jar! Then you picture what looks like an expensive bread bun!!!!! :wink:

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 10:08 pm 
It was fantastic the bread, thin sliced vine tomatoe and sea salt, hubba.


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Bet it tasted no different to normal tomato and normal salt on pretend bread. If fact it probably did when you realised you'd paid several times the price for it.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Wed Jul 05, 2017 11:10 pm 
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Bet it tasted no different to normal tomato and normal salt on pretend bread. If fact it probably did when you realised you'd paid several times the price for it.


Have you ever tried proper bread?


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Yep and I've tried tomato. Never had salt though.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Sat Jul 08, 2017 2:43 pm 
Only had to travel to the marina today for a lovely sourdough and a grain brown, duck eggs were a bonus :dance:


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The Smokehouse has started selling Artisan Bread. Cob loaves in 3 flavours. An onion one, a tomato one and the other one. At £2 for 1 or £3 for 1 seems a bit pricey.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 11:25 am 
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The Smokehouse has started selling Artisan Bread. Cob loaves in 3 flavours. An onion one, a tomato one and the other one. At £2 for 1 or £3 for 1 seems a bit pricey.


What be the smokehouse?

just discovered a bakery in Barnard Castle, off there next week.


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Takes me back to my schooldays at St Aidan's (wagging collage) in the late 40s/50s we would all put together to buy a small loaf from the bakery at the top of Windermere Rd (still there) and one would nip over the school fence at playtime and bring it back, nice and hot, and we would share it out.


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Sorry spelling mistake WAGGA COLLAGE.


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The Smokehouse has started selling Artisan Bread. Cob loaves in 3 flavours. An onion one, a tomato one and the other one. At £2 for 1 or £3 for 1 seems a bit pricey.


What be the smokehouse?

just discovered a bakery in Barnard Castle, off there next week.


Smokehouse is a new takeaway place that sells..... smoked meat, Pulled Pork, Brisket, spicy sausage & Chicken.

If your off to Barny, try Peats Butchers, or take a detour to Cockfield or Staindrop and try Simpsons butchers. You will not be disappointed! Unless they've gone downhill

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Sun Jul 09, 2017 4:56 pm 
The Bishop wrote:
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The Bishop wrote:
The Smokehouse has started selling Artisan Bread. Cob loaves in 3 flavours. An onion one, a tomato one and the other one. At £2 for 1 or £3 for 1 seems a bit pricey.


What be the smokehouse?

just discovered a bakery in Barnard Castle, off there next week.


Smokehouse is a new takeaway place that sells..... smoked meat, Pulled Pork, Brisket, spicy sausage & Chicken.

If your off to Barny, try Peats Butchers, or take a detour to Cockfield or Staindrop and try Simpsons butchers. You will not be disappointed! Unless they've gone downhill


Open during day or an evening?


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Open during day or an evening?


Smokehouse is open Thurs, to Sunday 11.30 til they sell out or 10pm. Was open 7 days?????? sctatchinghead .There has been a Baker Boyz van parked outside for the last week or so, which is whom I presume make the bread.

I presume the Butchers in Barny are are open usual Butcher shop times.

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That looks like a vibrating rubber pussy that's been at the bottom of a canal for a few years.

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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:44 pm 
The Bishop wrote:
monkeybutt wrote:
The Bishop wrote:
The Smokehouse has started selling Artisan Bread. Cob loaves in 3 flavours. An onion one, a tomato one and the other one. At £2 for 1 or £3 for 1 seems a bit pricey.


What be the smokehouse?

just discovered a bakery in Barnard Castle, off there next week.


Smokehouse is a new takeaway place that sells..... smoked meat, Pulled Pork, Brisket, spicy sausage & Chicken.

If your off to Barny, try Peats Butchers, or take a detour to Cockfield or Staindrop and try Simpsons butchers. You will not be disappointed! Unless they've gone downhill


Excellent butchers that Bishop, got some quality sausage and the delivery man is a Poolie clappp

The bakery was awesome, got a stilton and walnut tart and it was superb, plus a couple of loaves.


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 Post subject: Re: Real Bread.
PostPosted: Mon Jul 10, 2017 5:47 pm 
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Bread stall at Hartlepool farmers market does nice bread. Doesn't do owt else but that's cos it's a bread stall.


When do it occur?


Second Saturday of every month down the marina next to the museum.


Absolutely stonking sourdough purchased on Saturday, the crust was amazing, there is a farmers market on Sunday at Wynyard hall/park, one of them!


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It's the same farmers market that goes to Hartlepool I believe. They charge a few quid to get in there.


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