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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:39 am 
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Do the Masons really have a unique handshake these days and if so how does it go?

Met a few people recently who shook my hand with no palm contact and kind of just gripped my fingers with thumb one side and fingers on the other side and shook. Very effeminate almost.

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The Fat Man
 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:42 am 
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Perhaps they were just a bit camp?

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 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 8:51 am 
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Was it the "golden couple" you met with?
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
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The Fat Man wrote:
Perhaps they were just a bit camp?


That was my first thought but he shook our lasses hand in the normal fashion.

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 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 9:22 am 
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Obviously likes your bum.

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 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 11:15 am 
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
The Fat Man wrote:
Perhaps they were just a bit camp?


That was my first thought but he shook our lasses hand in the normal fashion.

Looks like you're fixed up.

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 12:47 pm 
Thumb over the top or down between the knuckles is one to look out for.
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tREE_wiTH_hAMStER
 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
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yloop wrote:
Thumb over the top or down between the knuckles is one to look out for.


Why?

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yloop
 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 1:12 pm 
tREE_wiTH_hAMStER wrote:
yloop wrote:
Thumb over the top or down between the knuckles is one to look out for.


Why?


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Last one I met sort of scratched my palm with a finger nail. When I looked afterwards it had lots of tiny marks that looked like somebody had scraped 666 on there with a pin. Bit obvious for a 'secret' handshake.
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 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:34 pm 
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Over to you Bresslaw

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 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
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What ?

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 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
PostPosted: Fri Feb 26, 2016 4:57 pm 
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You're our resident expert on the craft aren't you?

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bresslaw
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Am I. I wasn't aware of the accolade. Thanks

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What's the one for the chipper club?

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bresslaw
 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
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Who does that John ?

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 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
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Compo wrote:
What's the one for the chipper club?



More of a sign than a shake Compo

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bresslaw
 Post subject: Re: Handshakes
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If you say so. I've never experienced it this side of the door

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