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Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Right then ladies and gentlemen, I'm off tomorrow to hospital to get unzipped. Big cut down the middle, whip out the heart and re-plumb it. Should be relatively straightforward but you never know.

If I'm not back think only this of me. I came, I saw and I did shit loads of setting up this website and talking utter nonsense most of the time. I can however claim credit for keeping alive the memories of Alexandra Bastedo, Sister Gertrude (the bitch), Evelyn Harrison and her lonely hearts club band, Kenny Bottle and most of all.... reminiscing about climbing into Pools in the 70's with a raggy arsed Mutley.

If I am back then I'll be back in full voice. I've had to be very careful what I said over recent months because of the trust but I've decided that the downside of that strategy is that the Bunker dies a death when we're all careful what we say.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:15 pm

Good luck John

pooliecrab · **Joined:** Tue Dec 16, 2014 9:31 pm **Posts:** 6028

All the best gadge and a speedy recovery, the tramp in Binns window is waiting for you.

yloop · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:22 pm

Good luck John.

Optimistic · **Joined:** Sun May 31, 2009 4:07 pm **Posts:** 1065

Good luck for tomorrow

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 9:37 pm

Good luck Mr I, not that you need it like cos you'll be right as rain.

shilts · **Joined:** Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:32 pm **Posts:** 1575

Attention seeker. My knee thread trumps your open heart surgery all day long.

Pfftt!!

(Hope all goes well Mr I)

Dalton'sHaircut · **Joined:** Sun Oct 05, 2014 9:26 pm **Posts:** 1013

Wonders of modern medicine will sort you out good and proper, be right as rain in no time!!! Good luck Mr I

kebab & chips · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:01 pm

Don't know you personally,but all the best.

Chrissy Stevo · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:10 pm

Very best of luck

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:14 pm

All the best Mr I.

alibarthez · **Joined:** Tue Nov 25, 2014 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1072

All the Best. Take care

poolietim · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:25 pm

Make sure you get someone to film it and post on here

All the very best for a speedy recovery

therealgsj · **Joined:** Thu Feb 05, 2015 9:44 am **Posts:** 99

Good luck and a speedy recovery

Freaky Teeth · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 10:39 pm

Hurry back

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Need a photo of the heart John then no one can accuse you of not having one ... and I'm sure we'll have you back worrying over Pools League Position with us in no time

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no6bus · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:55 pm **Posts:** 5096

Good luck, if you need any advice ask hissyphit, they apparently managed to find his heart and repair it

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monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:11 pm

Hope all goes well chief.

Monkey Magic · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:57 pm **Posts:** 58

Hope all goes well Mr I.

I'm sure youll be back soon. If half the players had a heart half as good as yours, we'd be at the other end of the table.

Barriewardrobe · **Posted:** Wed Feb 03, 2016 11:58 pm

I don't know you at all, but all the best Mr I. Please don't be worrying about the Notts County game whilst in recovery, stress is not advised !
My stepdad had a quadruple bypass a few years ago, I'm sure he'd have been home sooner if he wasn't a Bolton Wanderers fan !

Dave

Bossa Nova · **Joined:** Sun Feb 01, 2015 1:51 am **Posts:** 376

All my best wishes you Thatcher loving twat!!!

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:19 am

Hope it all goes well for you Mr.I.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

All the best John.

Hurry back as doubt anyone else will pay out their own pocket for this place!

Brian Honour's Left Foot · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 12:50 am

Respect. Thank you. Good luck. Looking forward to your return.

Rinkender · **Joined:** Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:36 pm **Posts:** 796

All the best fella, hope it all goes well

Hissyphit · **Joined:** Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:52 pm **Posts:** 83

no6bus wrote:

Good luck, if you need any advice ask hissyphit, they apparently managed to find his heart and repair it

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Good luck Mr I. All will be well after the operation. I was 52 when I went through a triple by-pass, No6 Bus told me I was too tight to go through a quadruple by-pass :laugh:

. Anyway I've never been in better shape so all the best for tomorrow.

JimmyGiro · **Joined:** Sat Dec 23, 2006 7:02 pm **Posts:** 381

Good luck Mr. I. You have the right mental attitude to quickly get back to your normal life. All the best.

Twilight Zone · **Joined:** Mon Aug 01, 2011 10:06 pm **Posts:** 1428

No problem for you John because you were made in Heartlepool & Poolies are as tuff as foook

Look forward to your nurse stories :laugh:

frankie1966 · **Joined:** Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:44 am **Posts:** 273

Best of luck, I'm sure everything will go well, wonders of modern science.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:42 am

All the best and good luck Mr.I!!!!

ptbap · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:17 am

All the best John, it's not like it's major surgery though, pfffft!!

Anybody know of any good streams?

horden · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:18 am

Hope all goes well and you make a quick recovery

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

All best wishes from me, Mr I. See you in a bit, eh x

RAY52 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:36 pm **Posts:** 932

Good luck Mr I. I had mine done 14 years ago, strangely at 52 also, but never felt better.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 10:45 am

All the best John, I'm sure everything will go smoothly!

ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:19 am

Best wishes for a speedy recovery.
Stay strong and positive.

alleztfc · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 11:20 am

Come back fighting John...with stories of how marvellous our NHS is! clappp

ps - some people will do owt for a bit of attention bbolt

loan_star · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:21 pm

All the best Mr I

Barnacle · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 1:24 pm

All the very best Mr. I.

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22671

Cheers everyone. Off to hospital now.

It's not NHS which is good from my perspective, private healthcare through work. But its tinged with a big chunk of guilt that the majority of the population would be waiting months. This can't be right.

Malcolm Dawes Knew My Father · **Joined:** Wed May 11, 2011 4:25 pm **Posts:** 4198

In case you've got your smart phone switched on - don't worry about queue jumping, NHS don't wait in extreme cases.

My mate got his done within 48 hours of presenting - and the daft bugger only went to the quack in the first place because we shouted at him. He's as fit as a lop now.

All the best for today.

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12378

Good luck, John.

garthwd · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 8:23 am **Posts:** 799

Good luck Mr I. I hope you are back on here in full voice very soon.

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ed-t-ball · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 6:30 pm

MadJohn wrote:

We really need some lentil-knitting leftie to take one for the team and stay off the board while John's away. Maintain the balance.

Balance.... :laugh:

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 7:48 pm

Glad it went well all the best

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

MadJohn wrote:

We really need some lentil-knitting leftie to take one for the team and stay off the board while John's away. Maintain the balance.

Nah, I'm going to run amok while he's away!

Good luck fascist dictator type; hope to see you back soon.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Feb 04, 2016 9:10 pm

Can you imagine if he had a heart transplant and was given one from a socialist? Hilarious results no doubt.

The Fat Man · **Joined:** Wed Jun 10, 2009 4:03 pm **Posts:** 2107

poolieinnottingham wrote:

Can you imagine if he had a heart transplant and was given one from a socialist? Hilarious results no doubt.

I've always presumed that he's already had a mechanical one. :laugh:

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

Better if he received a heart from a black person and started to speak with a Nigerian accent. That would teach him.

But enough of this frivolity...anyone heard how he is?

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Feb 07, 2016 1:49 pm

Anyone know how Mr.I's surgery went????

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