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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:09 pm 
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I do the no socks thing but I cheat. I use those socks that don't show. I can't be doing with the sweaty foot thing.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:46 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.


I don't believe this. It's nothing but a vacuous claim to high living, aimed at promoting your street cred.

If you washed the 40 pairs of socks all at once, you'd be sockless for several days while they all dried off.


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PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:01 pm 
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I do trainer socks with trainers in summer like.



All the time for me,i don't do sandals because my toes are distorted and nails are yellowing ,ankles up i look great..A pair of sunshades can knock 20 years off me.


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.



Sure they are black? Could be very very very very dark blue, only priests socks are black.

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:11 pm 
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poolieinnottingham wrote:
I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.



Sure they are black? Could be very very very very dark blue, only priests socks are black.


I buy mine from Muslims.


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:50 pm 
Just had a look at that duchamps website, if you swapped the a and u around it would sum it up stpid


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poolieinnottingham wrote:
I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.


I don't believe this. It's nothing but a vacuous claim to high living, aimed at promoting your street cred.

If you washed the 40 pairs of socks all at once, you'd be sockless for several days while they all dried off.


I've got a system, which involves wearing a pair of our lasses socks on the day I wash them. They only take a day to dry in our house, I've got superb insulation and hyper-efficient central heating for the colder months.

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
PostPosted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:23 pm 
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Joe Mac wrote:
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.



Sure they are black? Could be very very very very dark blue, only priests socks are black.


They may be deep charcoal, but as good as black to an untrained eye.

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
PostPosted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:46 pm 
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Just had a look at that duchamps website, if you swapped the a and u around it would sum it up stpid


Oh I don`t know, I have been called a clown before :occasion-clown:


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Chip Fireball wrote:
monkeybutt wrote:
Just had a look at that duchamps website, if you swapped the a and u around it would sum it up stpid



To be fair, you are probably not one of their target audience.



:laugh: clappp


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Good advice Chip, well happy with these

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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TWH is a bewer??

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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I certainly don't see how those socks could be shown to advantage unless worn with a neat little denim skirt.


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Only pulled them up for photo purposes although I know plenty of blokes who do pull their socks up to that height. Is that the in-thing Chip?

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That carpet could do with a hoover Tree.

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:
That carpet could do with a hoover Tree.


It's a rug.

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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I'm converted. No more George socks for Tree

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
Good advice Chip, well happy with these

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So is it case of socks up and kegs down when you get with your fella? Nice one, each to his own!!


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Your nasty Henry

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Montpoolier wrote:
TWH is a bewer??


Who knows . You'd have to be quite kinky to slip a pair of them socks on either way.. sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Wouldn't use them for a escape goat shuffle nice socks I normally wear Paul smith socks might have to change

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Just take photo on phone then go to tinypic.com and upload photo and paste link here

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:14 pm 
Boss Black socks are my favourite.


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yloop wrote:
Boss Black socks are my favourite.


Do you have 40-odd pairs of them?

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:33 pm 
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yloop wrote:
Boss Black socks are my favourite.


Do you have 40-odd pairs of them?


About 15 or something.


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PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:33 pm 
5 of them are non-elasticated so I can use sock suspenders.


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:gay-gay: :gay-female: :gay-color: :gay-rainbowflag: :gay-umbrella:

What happened to the faggot thread sctatchinghead


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
PostPosted: Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:13 pm 
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:gay-gay: :gay-female: :gay-color: :gay-rainbowflag: :gay-umbrella:

What happened to the faggot thread sctatchinghead


Do you mean your PM Inbox?


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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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I still have a pair of undercrackers that I wore when I was a student at uni in 1989

Got them from Next in the Boro before I went away to study

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Chip Fireball wrote:
poolietim wrote:
I still have a pair of undercrackers that I wore when I was a student at uni in 1989

Got them from Next in the Boro before I went away to study


Think you gonna have to start a new thread if you gonna go down that route. No fucker wants to see anyone's top 10 underpants photos, trust me.


Aye fair do's like they have deffo seen better days.

If i'm honest they were nowt flash when I bought them, and not sure they would win any design awards either.

As my old deceased gran would say, if she was alive and an avid bunker viewer, "them keks owe you nowt our Tim" and she'd be correct they have more than paid for themselves over the years

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 Post subject: Re: No socks
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Chip impressive so far. Btw if using tinypic select the message board size option. What are your all time no1s?

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I've learned something from this thread: life's too short to wear inferior socks.

I shall remedy this first thing in the morning.

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A bit too Dennis the Menace for me them last ones like but cant argue if they attract the women.

Just had a look at Duchamps website....£40 for a friggin hanky to put in your top pocket??

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On the other side of the spectrum, the socks I bought from River Island are shot to pieces after about eight months. Don't be distracted by the pretty colours.


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:55 am 
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A bit too Dennis the Menace for me them last ones like but cant argue if they attract the women.

Just had a look at Duchamps website....£40 for a friggin hanky to put in your top pocket??


That's called a pocket square.


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yloop wrote:
Tree_With_Hamster wrote:
A bit too Dennis the Menace for me them last ones like but cant argue if they attract the women.

Just had a look at Duchamps website....£40 for a friggin hanky to put in your top pocket??


That's called a pocket square.



Whats it do?

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Is this thread even real ?


Depends if you think people are being deadly serious.

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yloop wrote:
monkeybutt wrote:
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What happened to the faggot thread sctatchinghead


Do you mean your PM Inbox?


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I have odd socks on today, ones my wifes black n white stripey the other is a grey one with a purple trim.

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Chip Fireball wrote:
but these Hugo Boss seem to go down well with married women, I think it's the devil may care design that gets them.


Well iv been wearing my best Duchamps all day and only women iv seen was in petrol shop stacking a shelf. I tried to flash a bit of sock in her direction but it didnt have much affect (maybe not married?). I think you could be right regarding Hugo's.

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Chip Fireball wrote:
Look at it another way, I was in a meeting the other week, a good number of attractive women were present, and this bloke is giving it all the Bertie Big Bollocks stuff, and flirting outrageously with the women. To be fair some of his spiel was half decent. The big problem for him was that he was wearing a pair of socks with Homer Simpson on them, with a speech bubble coming out his mouth saying "Doh"

What's that saying to the Ladies ? Its saying Im a happily married man and my kids got me these for Fathers Day. Obviously Im happily married cos I wouldn't be wearing them otherwise.

Regardless of whats coming out of his mouth, his socks are betraying him. He could look like Brad Pitt, he's still gonna be handicapped by his socks.


:laugh:

Have you any tips for the best way to let people see my socks? Should I purposefully buy trousers too short in the leg?

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Is it just the picture or are you only a size 4 or 5?

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Chip, do different styles and patterns of sock have different effects on different types of ladyfolk?

Asking for a friend.


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Chip Fireball wrote:
All time number one is a tough choice. I really like the Burberry ones, but these Hugo Boss seem to go down well with married women, I think it's the devil may care design that gets them. Alas going at the heel now this pair.

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So if I were having a wee tête-à-tête with Jennifer Lawrence, as goofy and funny as she may be, a pair of novelties wouldn't be the way to go?


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What about these Chip?

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:56 pm 
Would you use a Duchamps as a wank sock being as they are so luxurious, just as a treat :confusion-confused:


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Been out for an Indian. Had me boat shoes on... No socks obviously!


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