No socks

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22676

I do the no socks thing but I cheat. I use those socks that don't show. I can't be doing with the sweaty foot thing.

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.

I don't believe this. It's nothing but a vacuous claim to high living, aimed at promoting your street cred.

If you washed the 40 pairs of socks all at once, you'd be sockless for several days while they all dried off.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:01 pm

yloop wrote:

I do trainer socks with trainers in summer like.

All the time for me,i don't do sandals because my toes are distorted and nails are yellowing ,ankles up i look great..A pair of sunshades can knock 20 years off me.

Joe Mac · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:05 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.

Sure they are black? Could be very very very very dark blue, only priests socks are black.

yloop · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:11 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.

Sure they are black? Could be very very very very dark blue, only priests socks are black.

I buy mine from Muslims.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2015 7:50 pm

Just had a look at that duchamps website, if you swapped the a and u around it would sum it up stpid

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:22 pm

grabec wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.

I don't believe this. It's nothing but a vacuous claim to high living, aimed at promoting your street cred.

If you washed the 40 pairs of socks all at once, you'd be sockless for several days while they all dried off.

I've got a system, which involves wearing a pair of our lasses socks on the day I wash them. They only take a day to dry in our house, I've got superb insulation and hyper-efficient central heating for the colder months.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:23 pm

Joe Mac wrote:

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I have around 40 pairs of identical black socks, all bought at the same time from Marksies. I wash them all at the same time so they fade evenly, and replace a batch about every five years.

It's absolutely 24/7 rock n roll in our house, as not wasting time looking for a matching pair means laods more time for snorting coke off prossies' knockers like a lord.

Sure they are black? Could be very very very very dark blue, only priests socks are black.

They may be deep charcoal, but as good as black to an untrained eye.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2015 4:46 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

Just had a look at that duchamps website, if you swapped the a and u around it would sum it up stpid

Oh I don`t know, I have been called a clown before :occasion-clown:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Wed Aug 05, 2015 7:19 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

Just had a look at that duchamps website, if you swapped the a and u around it would sum it up stpid

To be fair, you are probably not one of their target audience.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Good advice Chip, well happy with these

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 3:58 pm

TWH is a bewer??

grabec · **Joined:** Thu Jun 04, 2015 10:45 am **Posts:** 830

I certainly don't see how those socks could be shown to advantage unless worn with a neat little denim skirt.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Only pulled them up for photo purposes although I know plenty of blokes who do pull their socks up to that height. Is that the in-thing Chip?

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 4:49 pm

That carpet could do with a hoover Tree.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

That carpet could do with a hoover Tree.

It's a rug.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

I'm converted. No more George socks for Tree

henry · **Joined:** Mon Jun 22, 2015 3:22 pm **Posts:** 127

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

Good advice Chip, well happy with these

So is it case of socks up and kegs down when you get with your fella? Nice one, each to his own!!

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Your nasty Henry

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:25 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

TWH is a bewer??

Who knows . You'd have to be quite kinky to slip a pair of them socks on either way..

Compo · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 7:32 pm

Wouldn't use them for a escape goat shuffle nice socks I normally wear Paul smith socks might have to change

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Just take photo on phone then go to tinypic.com and upload photo and paste link here

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:14 pm

Boss Black socks are my favourite.

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:24 pm

yloop wrote:

Boss Black socks are my favourite.

Do you have 40-odd pairs of them?

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:33 pm

poolieinnottingham wrote:

yloop wrote:

Boss Black socks are my favourite.

Do you have 40-odd pairs of them?

About 15 or something.

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 8:33 pm

5 of them are non-elasticated so I can use sock suspenders.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:04 pm

What happened to the faggot thread

yloop · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 9:13 pm

monkeybutt wrote:

:gay-gay:

What happened to the faggot thread

Do you mean your PM Inbox?

poolietim · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 10:58 pm

I still have a pair of undercrackers that I wore when I was a student at uni in 1989

Got them from Next in the Boro before I went away to study

poolietim · **Posted:** Thu Aug 06, 2015 11:08 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

poolietim wrote:

I still have a pair of undercrackers that I wore when I was a student at uni in 1989

Got them from Next in the Boro before I went away to study

Think you gonna have to start a new thread if you gonna go down that route. No fucker wants to see anyone's top 10 underpants photos, trust me.

Aye fair do's like they have deffo seen better days.

If i'm honest they were nowt flash when I bought them, and not sure they would win any design awards either.

As my old deceased gran would say, if she was alive and an avid bunker viewer, "them keks owe you nowt our Tim" and she'd be correct they have more than paid for themselves over the years

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Chip impressive so far. Btw if using tinypic select the message board size option. What are your all time no1s?

Jiz · **Joined:** Fri Feb 06, 2015 5:50 pm **Posts:** 299

I've learned something from this thread: life's too short to wear inferior socks.

I shall remedy this first thing in the morning.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

A bit too Dennis the Menace for me them last ones like but cant argue if they attract the women.

Just had a look at Duchamps website....£40 for a friggin hanky to put in your top pocket??

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

On the other side of the spectrum, the socks I bought from River Island are shot to pieces after about eight months. Don't be distracted by the pretty colours.

yloop · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2015 8:55 am

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

A bit too Dennis the Menace for me them last ones like but cant argue if they attract the women.

Just had a look at Duchamps website....£40 for a friggin hanky to put in your top pocket??

That's called a pocket square.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

Tree_With_Hamster wrote:

A bit too Dennis the Menace for me them last ones like but cant argue if they attract the women.

Just had a look at Duchamps website....£40 for a friggin hanky to put in your top pocket??

That's called a pocket square.

Whats it do?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Valiant wrote:

Is this thread even real ?

Depends if you think people are being deadly serious.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

yloop wrote:

monkeybutt wrote:

:gay-gay:

What happened to the faggot thread

Do you mean your PM Inbox?

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

I have odd socks on today, ones my wifes black n white stripey the other is a grey one with a purple trim.

Dont
give
a
shit

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Chip Fireball wrote:

but these Hugo Boss seem to go down well with married women, I think it's the devil may care design that gets them.

Well iv been wearing my best Duchamps all day and only women iv seen was in petrol shop stacking a shelf. I tried to flash a bit of sock in her direction but it didnt have much affect (maybe not married?). I think you could be right regarding Hugo's.

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

I don't want the season to start anymore.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Chip Fireball wrote:

Look at it another way, I was in a meeting the other week, a good number of attractive women were present, and this bloke is giving it all the Bertie Big Bollocks stuff, and flirting outrageously with the women. To be fair some of his spiel was half decent. The big problem for him was that he was wearing a pair of socks with Homer Simpson on them, with a speech bubble coming out his mouth saying "Doh"

What's that saying to the Ladies ? Its saying Im a happily married man and my kids got me these for Fathers Day. Obviously Im happily married cos I wouldn't be wearing them otherwise.

Regardless of whats coming out of his mouth, his socks are betraying him. He could look like Brad Pitt, he's still gonna be handicapped by his socks.

Have you any tips for the best way to let people see my socks? Should I purposefully buy trousers too short in the leg?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Is it just the picture or are you only a size 4 or 5?

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

Chip, do different styles and patterns of sock have different effects on different types of ladyfolk?

Asking for a friend.

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:21 pm

Chip Fireball wrote:

All time number one is a tough choice. I really like the Burberry ones, but these Hugo Boss seem to go down well with married women, I think it's the devil may care design that gets them. Alas going at the heel now this pair.

Was that shot taken on the deck of your private yacht?

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

So if I were having a wee tête-à-tête with Jennifer Lawrence, as goofy and funny as she may be, a pair of novelties wouldn't be the way to go?

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

What about these Chip?

Lord_of_Stranton · **Joined:** Sun Mar 13, 2011 4:48 pm **Posts:** 1852

What if a zebra from the zoo asks you back to hers?

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:56 pm

Would you use a Duchamps as a wank sock being as they are so luxurious, just as a treat :confusion-confused:

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Been out for an Indian. Had me boat shoes on... No socks obviously!

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