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 Post subject: Funny moment....
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:47 pm 
just met a woman with one leg named Eileen, couldn`t make it up really :laugh:


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What was her other leg named? bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Funny moment....
PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 5:38 pm 
Guess you had to be there.


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How would a person with one leg lean?

Hilarious stuff apart from it not making sense have you considered after dinner speaking?


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Do you need two legs to lean against a wall? Reckon if I stood on one leg I could stand close to a wall and lean against it.

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Bringing walls into the equation will not make this funny.


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Just answering your question!

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If anything pointing out that one legged people can lean if a wall is available makes this anequdote LESS funny (yes, I know :shock: ) as leaning is not exclusive to people with two or one legs.

If you are telling this one later Mr Butt change her name to Peggy and you'll probably only be asked to get your coat rather than the full tumbleweed treatment.


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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 8:36 pm 
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How would a person with one leg lean?

Hilarious stuff apart from it not making sense have you considered after dinner speaking?


When she stands up, the weight on one side is more because of the missing limb, are you a complete fuckwit or do you just like starting arguments ya gimp?


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Oscar Pistorious had little trouble leaning over to reach for his gun. He also had little trouble sprinting at the olympics but one legged people probably can't do that either.


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Not as lean as sir Ritchie

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Damn auto-correct

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Not as lean as 'Beetroot Faced Badge Kisser'

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Tewatttttt.....


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Now your just targeting disabled people. Sheesh, that's simply NOT funny.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 20, 2015 9:21 pm 
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Was she in a wheelchair* then before she stood up ?



* Not that this would make it funny either


Yes, by a hole in the wall machine, she said will you check my balance, so I pushed her over!


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monkeybutt assaulting the disabled is one thing but your craic is criminal.


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monkeybutt wrote:
PJPoolie wrote:
How would a person with one leg lean?

Hilarious stuff apart from it not making sense have you considered after dinner speaking?


When she stands up, the weight on one side is more because of the missing limb, are you a complete fuckwit or do you just like starting arguments ya gimp?


Sweet Jesus.

You've never really got this place or the concept of humour have you?


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He reminds of the episode of The Simpsons were its the film festival in Springfield and Homer is on the judging panel and he insists on voting for 'Old Man Getting hit by a Football'

A really thick, puerile, crass version of Homer though.


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PJPoolie wrote:
He reminds of the episode of The Simpsons were its the film festival in Springfield and Homer is on the judging panel and he insists on voting for 'Old Man Getting hit by a Football'

A really thick, puerile, crass version of Homer though.

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Oh look it's DJ.


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Who's DJ? sctatchinghead


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mr elkots wrote:
Who's DJ? sctatchinghead

Been wondering that myself sctatchinghead

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Are you down south now chip, or are you still on the central?


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Chip Fireball wrote:
He's a mate of Sussex.

Allegedly.

Right wing crank living down South, ex Darlo fan, and internet troller. Also allegedly a sexual inadequate.

No idea why folk would confuse him with Jizzer to be honest.



Never met him ,Chip.

Maybe you should take Pj down to Brighton and show him your favourite men sauna's,he does seem a little stressed out .. sctatchinghead


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Chip Fireball wrote:
I did say " allegedly " to be fair.

I'm in Brighton 2 weeks tomorrow, me and the family gonna kick start your economy. My daughters will spend enough on clothes to create a retail boom.



It's never been so good chip :grin: glad you're doing well mate clappp


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Chip Fireball wrote:
I did say " allegedly " to be fair.

I'm in Brighton 2 weeks tomorrow, me and the family gonna kick start your economy. My daughters will spend enough on clothes to create a retail boom.

Why go all the way to Brighton to buy expensive clothes when you have TK Maxx on your doorstep?

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Since when has Birmingham been in The Cotswolds?

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I don't think you've ever been to The Cotswolds, Chipolata.

Characterless? :lol:

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Where in the Cotswolds are you Jiz? Somewhere theme-parky like Bourton or Stow, or one of the less salubrious places?

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It starts with 'Chipping'.

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No, Chipolata, there's no such place as Chipping Kidderminster.

You can have Campden, Norton or Sodbury.

Or shop.

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Well done to the comedic genius that added "Or shop" to my post above.

Why did you bother?

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I actually thought you had written the 'or shop' part as a semi self deprecating piece of humour. The fact you didn't and object to it says it all really


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If it was funny, I may have let it pass but Chipping Shop?!?

As I say, comedic genius.

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Chipolata - you Lefties are very predictable.

Just like on Twitter or the Guardian website, anyone who stands up to Lefties is a Troll.

I know it's simply because your sort don't like your political views being subject to scrutiny. And for good reason.

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 Post subject: Re: Funny moment....
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Chipolata is hilarious like.


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Chip Fireball wrote:

Some university did research into the type of people that spend their entire lives on social media and forums engaged in this sort of behaviour, and the findings were incredibly depressing. Though entirely predictable I guess.


I guess they were all sad kids with fuck all better to do?

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Chipolata is hilarious like.



Proper side splitting.

Much funnier and on a whole new level to 'chipping shop'


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Or changing Jez to Jiz.

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Or changing Jez to Jiz.


But that one is funny.

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Jiz wrote:
Or changing Jez to Jiz.


But that one is funny.

To an idiot, I suspect it is.

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No. I'm a postgrad, and found it hilarious. confised

...and apt.

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Jezza is an arsehole, its true, one who on a deep level thrives on the attention of being labelled an arsehole, or indeed labelled anything. We are validating his existence by biting every time he posts his deeply profound missives. But it is strangely fascinating. Not as fascinating as why some UKIP / Tory fanboy feels the need to come on to a Pools message board and talk about anything none Pools related whilst trying to get us to guess where he lives. Fucking weird really but I guess it takes all sorts.


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Chip Fireball wrote:
Still living in the Town, been working a lot in Berkshire last few months, but working from home or in Newcastle next couple of weeks.

Mr I has just moved to Kent I think, dunno how people can afford to live down there to be honest, property prices are fucking stupid.


There are areas of Kent that aren't that expensive, my assistant has just bought a 2 bed house for £140,000. It is in Gillingham mind and her annual travel card is over £4,000 pa to get to work :shock:


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No. I'm a postgrad, and found it hilarious. confised

...and apt.

I've seen your posts and you are definitely an idiot.

I'm at a loss why you think anyone with a degree can't be an idiot. In addition to you, The Labour Party is evidence they can be.

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Chip Fireball wrote:
Still living in the Town, been working a lot in Berkshire last few months, but working from home or in Newcastle next couple of weeks.

Mr I has just moved to Kent I think, dunno how people can afford to live down there to be honest, property prices are fucking stupid.


There are areas of Kent that aren't that expensive, my assistant has just bought a 2 bed house for £140,000. It is in Gillingham mind and her annual travel card is over £4,000 pa to get to work :shock:


In comparison to a 2 bed house in Hartlepool for 70k it is :shock:


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Aye, but you get to live longer down here..fact :)


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You'd need to in order to pay your mortgage off.

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You'd need to in order to pay your mortgage off.


And enjoy our pensions mr ripper. :)


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You'd need to in order to pay your mortgage off.


You need a mortgage to get a pikeyvan sctatchinghead


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