things you never see anymore - part 37

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:09 am

lads passing by some kids playing football , and joining in with two teams of kids and blokes having a game of footy, but the blokes wearing their going-out gear, proper shoes and all that. Then one of the blokes kicking the ball and his shoe flyimg off at the same time, so that the kids seize the opportunity to retrieve the ball and go on the attack while the bloke gets his shoe back!!!!
When I was a kid, the blokes would bully us off the ball and beat us for the first ten minutes, until they were knackered then we would run rings round them. Especially if they already stank of drink!!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:16 am

A pair of trainers over Telegraph Wire!!!! confised

A shoe on a Bus Shelter roof!!!! confised

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22599

Bike tyres round lamp posts.

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

cricket stumps drawn onto garage walls in chalk

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:28 am

Itchy bay grids

Bus ticket rolls

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:42 am

Them blue and cream fibreglass electric disabled carts that used to be round the edge of the pitch.

The letters at both ends of the ground where they used to hang the half time scores up and if you didn't have a programme, you didn't know which was who.

Flashers. :uhoh:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:45 am

kids doing "Fonz" poses when getting their photos taken

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

leeds in the champions league

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22599

Pooliekev wrote:

Flashers.

Well not for the past few months at least. Mind you it seems to be cyclical, for example I read yesterday that over the same time perion there has been an increase in flashing in the far east.

Odd.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:51 am

Pigeons with a broken wing!!!! confised

Kids in their playing out clothes!!!! confised

Kids with grass stains on their knees!!!! confised

Dogs walking about the streets on their own!!!! confised

Kids with 50p fishing nets down the Burn Valley!!!! confised

Kids playing Japs and Commandos!!!! confised

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 10:58 am

don't forget the "machine gun noises" kids make playing Japs and Commandos

NNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEARGHHHHH

"Yer dead"
"Nawr I'm not- yer missed us"
" Nawra never, yer dead like"
"I'm gonna tell me mam"
"Mam ee said ee shot'us an ee never"
"Mam I did an ee woan be dead"
"GERRUP THEM STAIRS THE PAIR O'YERS AND GET WASHED READY FOR BED"

**max** · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:49 am **Posts:** 57

Mr I wrote:

Bike tyres round lamp posts.

If you look carefully you can see a bike tyre in a tree opposite Rium Terrace. Its not quite the same but it made me laugh when I saw it :laugh:

Spender · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:12 am

Mr I wrote:

Pooliekev wrote:

Flashers.

Well not for the past few months at least. Mind you it seems to be cyclical, for example I read yesterday that over the same time perion there has been an increase in flashing in the far east.

Odd.

Nowhere on my visa does it say you have to wear trousers. :evil:

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 11:17 am

parmopooly wrote:

don't forget the "machine gun noises" kids make playing Japs and Commandos

NNNNNRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEARGHHHHH

"Yer dead"
"Nawr I'm not- yer missed us"
" Nawra never, yer dead like"
"I'm gonna tell me mam"
"Mam ee said ee shot'us an ee never"
"Mam I did an ee woan be dead"
"GERRUP THEM STAIRS THE PAIR O'YERS AND GET WASHED READY FOR BED"

parmo, you've missed your vocation. Get it sent to an agent....

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22599

People with only the normal quota of toes and eyes on the headland.

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:42 pm

Mr I wrote:

People with only the normal quota of toes and eyes on the headland.

That seems to imply that if they had 2 toes and 10 eyes it would be all right? confised

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:37 pm

MutleyRules wrote:

Kids in their playing out clothes!!!! confised

Kids with grass stains on their knees!!!! confised

hmmmm not in our 'ouse.... confised

, but then we are scruffy gets us like!! :laugh:

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you dont see many bona fide tramps these days, not like Nipper Harris from Eston high street anyroad confised

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36522

nanas who look like nanas... they all seem to have tattoos and orange skin from sleeping on sunbeds.

Dugoutpaddy · **Joined:** Sat Sep 02, 2006 10:23 am **Posts:** 1772

Clackers hanging from telephone wires

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22599

Kenny Bottles banging on the door and saying 'got any bottles missus'

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Tramps.

**max** · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 10:49 am **Posts:** 57

nashy health glasses

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Luminous socks.

Farah's.

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

The plastic ties from your loaf wrapper on kids Bike spokes...

they were top plecs they were.used to have buckets full of them.you had to chow the little sticky out bits off the edge cos they used to snag in the bass strings

bob_scott's_beard · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2007 3:36 pm

'Texan' chewy chocolate bars

& Space Dust

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

Space Dust - I remember that it was wonderful. Spangles especially Acid Drops and Old English assorted.

PoolieChrissie · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2007 4:18 pm

Hawklord wrote:

Spangles especially Acid Drops and Old English assorted.

Hawklord · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 10:27 pm **Posts:** 3115

PoolieChrissie wrote:

Hawklord wrote:

Spangles especially Acid Drops and Old English assorted.

Where'd you get them from - I've not seen any down here for ages!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue May 01, 2007 9:32 pm

sweet tobacco in a pouch!!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed May 02, 2007 5:28 pm

Dogs with Distemper!!!! confised

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

Not sure with the spelling but Toni Bell Miniballs the little ice cream footballs with the bubble gum inside and hours of fun playing footy with the ball.

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