Team of the Week?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:38 pm

Hebburn toon 1.. Darlo we're so far down the pyramid the fans stand next to the tomb of the pharaoh 7

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:50 pm

Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:01 pm

yloop wrote:

Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?

You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:05 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

yloop wrote:

Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?

You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred

Me.

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:15 pm

Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:24 pm

yloop wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

yloop wrote:

Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?

You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred

Me.

Nobody online on ITB ?. :hand:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:25 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!

I knew you would be ,sir... :snooty:

yloop · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:41 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

yloop wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred

Me.

Nobody online on ITB ?. :hand:

Not you, that's for sure.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:46 pm

Montpoolier wrote:

Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!

Against 9 men for about an hour of the game if the info on the Darlo Uncovered match thread is accurate!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:50 pm

We're the missing two on nights?

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:54 pm

alleztfc wrote:

We're the missing two on nights?

All day session in Wetherspoons

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 1:54 pm

2 early sendings off, and more should have gone as 'our lads kept there heads even though the headbangers were kicking anything that moved' according to those commenting on the match, but not actually there!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:15 pm

'There' heads sounds about right :roll:

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:24 pm

Big game with Spenny coming up soon...i know they stuffed you 5-1 early season, but have you guys got any useful info on them that i could pass onto Mart ?

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:38 pm

coming up 'soon', do you not know exactly when, guessing you won't be there!

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:23 pm

The clash of the titans is this Friday mr billog. You going to this all ticket game?

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:25 pm

How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:29 pm

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Montpoolier wrote:

Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!

Against 9 men for about an hour of the game if the info on the Darlo Uncovered match thread is accurate!

I'm even more impressed!

Fatty eats roadkill · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:29 pm

Over 2 grand raised last night at the fundraiser clappp

Not bad for a team in the pits of hell

Rinkender · **Joined:** Tue Jun 19, 2012 8:36 pm **Posts:** 787

I see Darlo were delighted over 700 turned up to the last home match after not playing for weeks, says it all really

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 6:51 pm

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

Over 2 grand raised last night at the fundraiser clappp

Not bad for a team in the pits of hell

Bless! Was there a meat draw after? :laugh:

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

Was there a carvery?

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:11 pm

See highlights on Match of the Northern League

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:11 pm

See highlights on Match of the Northern League

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Feb 10, 2013 7:36 pm

Fatty eats roadkill wrote:

The clash of the titans is this Friday mr billog. You going to this all ticket game?

I know it's this Friday, just surprised that 'super fan' Sussex only knows it's 'soon'.

I would go but I will be busy plaiting my nose hair.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37497

thetownendfaithful wrote:

How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?

When they say 'all ticket' .....they mean just that, just the one ticket.
You've got to admire the fallen loids gormless egotism in the circumstances, even after going down deeper and faster than a nuclear sub with jammed diving planes,, they still turn up like tramps at a society wedding exercising their egos and failing utterly to look in the mirror to see the reality of their predicament.
There's self delusion and there's darlo delusion.

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Hebburn 1.. Darlo 7

?

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 10:57 am

Aye, probs all of them.

free_transfer · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 12:04 pm

Snowy wrote:

thetownendfaithful wrote:

How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?

When they say 'all ticket' .....they mean just that, just the one ticket.
You've got to admire the fallen loids gormless egotism in the circumstances, even after going down deeper and faster than a nuclear sub with jammed diving planes,, they still turn up like tramps at a society wedding exercising their egos and failing utterly to look in the mirror to see the reality of their predicament.
There's self delusion and there's darlo delusion.

well aren't you a happy go lucky fella?! It's called making the best of a bad situation, no 'gormless egotism' involved and you sir are only coming across as a bit jealous therethere

offshorepoolie · **Joined:** Wed Oct 14, 2009 7:32 pm **Posts:** 6011

Jealous of battering pub Teams get a grip...when..if ever you are..in the same league as us you can boast about your results..until then I think you,d be advised to keep yor trap shut

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Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:04 pm

free_transfer wrote:

you sir are only coming across as a bit jealous therethere

Don't anyone dare bite!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 1:08 pm

Bragging about being top of the Northern League is like bragging that you only have the clap and not full blown AIDS

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12367

There was a question at the quiz the other night.............
........name three pub teams beginning with the letter D???
The answer was Dog and Duck, Duke of Wellington and Darlington quarter past six.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37497

free_transfer wrote:

Snowy wrote:

thetownendfaithful wrote:

How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?

When they say 'all ticket' .....they mean just that, just the one ticket.
You've got to admire the fallen loids gormless egotism in the circumstances, even after going down deeper and faster than a nuclear sub with jammed diving planes,, they still turn up like tramps at a society wedding exercising their egos and failing utterly to look in the mirror to see the reality of their predicament.
There's self delusion and there's darlo delusion.

well aren't you a happy go lucky fella?! It's called making the best of a bad situation, no 'gormless egotism' involved and you sir are only coming across as a bit jealous therethere

Oh dear, .......... anyone 'jealous' of your teams all conquring rampage through the lower leagues should be sectioned....... the team that time forgots exploits as related on this forum are like bathing in someone else's bath water. Oh dear,oh dear ....jealous .... clappp

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:25 pm

Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 6:44 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37497

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

That's like saying your Subuteo team has scored more goals, utterly irrelevant.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:24 pm

yloop wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?

How many times did a vote keep you in the league?

yloop · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 7:52 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

yloop wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?

How many times did a vote keep you in the league?

Popularity eh? Not that you'd know...

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:02 pm

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

No you haven't so as John deals in actual FACTS and not made up bullshit from a deluded loid he won't actually know that. If you have scored more goals in the last week than we have all season please prove it. You played on 9th scored 7...you played on 6th scored 1 before that you played on 2nd which as you know is 9 days ago. So your last week statement is incorrect.

This is a FACT Darlington have finished bottom of their respective league(s) more times than Pools have finished bottom.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37497

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

yloop wrote:

The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:

Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?

How many times did a vote keep you in the league?

That was then .... and this is now.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:52 pm

Is this Polam Lane?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 37497

BillinghamPoolie wrote:

Is this Polam Lane?

aka the road to nowhere.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:12 pm

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:23 pm

Isn`t the thread title misleading, shouldn`t it be team of the weak

qwerty keyboard · **Posted:** Mon Feb 11, 2013 9:32 pm

Spenny v Darlo 38% proof on a Friday night

Are all 2300 fans going to bring torches (flamming stick type ones) to act as floodlights or are they relying on a full moon? :obscene-buttsway:

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