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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:38 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 12:50 pm 
Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?


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Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?


You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred


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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
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Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?


You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred


Me.


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Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!

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Spenny have 7 games in hand. Do teams in that league only play when they can get 11 blokes to turn up?


You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred


Me.


Nobody online on ITB ?. :hand:


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Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!


I knew you would be ,sir... :snooty: :snooty: :snooty:


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 Post subject: Re: Team of the Week?
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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
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You should know all about players turning up,you've only had it the last 3 games..Who's tampered with my post . refred


Me.


Nobody online on ITB ?. :hand:


Not you, that's for sure.


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Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!


Against 9 men for about an hour of the game if the info on the Darlo Uncovered match thread is accurate!

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We're the missing two on nights? sctatchinghead


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2 early sendings off, and more should have gone as 'our lads kept there heads even though the headbangers were kicking anything that moved' according to those commenting on the match, but not actually there!

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'There' heads sounds about right :roll:

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Big game with Spenny coming up soon...i know they stuffed you 5-1 early season, but have you guys got any useful info on them that i could pass onto Mart ? sctatchinghead


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coming up 'soon', do you not know exactly when, guessing you won't be there!

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The clash of the titans is this Friday mr billog. You going to this all ticket game?

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How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?


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Darlo walloped HEBBURN? l'm impressed!

Against 9 men for about an hour of the game if the info on the Darlo Uncovered match thread is accurate!

I'm even more impressed!

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Over 2 grand raised last night at the fundraiser clappp

Not bad for a team in the pits of hell

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I see Darlo were delighted over 700 turned up to the last home match after not playing for weeks, says it all really :lol:


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Over 2 grand raised last night at the fundraiser clappp

Not bad for a team in the pits of hell


Bless! Was there a meat draw after? :laugh:

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Was there a carvery?


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The clash of the titans is this Friday mr billog. You going to this all ticket game?


I know it's this Friday, just surprised that 'super fan' Sussex only knows it's 'soon'.

I would go but I will be busy plaiting my nose hair.

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How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?

When they say 'all ticket' .....they mean just that, just the one ticket.
You've got to admire the fallen loids gormless egotism in the circumstances, even after going down deeper and faster than a nuclear sub with jammed diving planes,, they still turn up like tramps at a society wedding exercising their egos and failing utterly to look in the mirror to see the reality of their predicament.
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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
Hebburn 1.. Darlo 7


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How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?

When they say 'all ticket' .....they mean just that, just the one ticket.
You've got to admire the fallen loids gormless egotism in the circumstances, even after going down deeper and faster than a nuclear sub with jammed diving planes,, they still turn up like tramps at a society wedding exercising their egos and failing utterly to look in the mirror to see the reality of their predicament.
There's self delusion and there's darlo delusion.


sctatchinghead well aren't you a happy go lucky fella?! It's called making the best of a bad situation, no 'gormless egotism' involved and you sir are only coming across as a bit jealous therethere :grin:


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Jealous of battering pub Teams get a grip...when..if ever you are..in the same league as us you can boast about your results..until then I think you,d be advised to keep yor trap shut

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you sir are only coming across as a bit jealous therethere :grin:


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There was a question at the quiz the other night.............
........name three pub teams beginning with the letter D???
The answer was Dog and Duck, Duke of Wellington and Darlington quarter past six.

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free_transfer wrote:
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thetownendfaithful wrote:
How the fook can you's afford to print tickets?

When they say 'all ticket' .....they mean just that, just the one ticket.
You've got to admire the fallen loids gormless egotism in the circumstances, even after going down deeper and faster than a nuclear sub with jammed diving planes,, they still turn up like tramps at a society wedding exercising their egos and failing utterly to look in the mirror to see the reality of their predicament.
There's self delusion and there's darlo delusion.


sctatchinghead well aren't you a happy go lucky fella?! It's called making the best of a bad situation, no 'gormless egotism' involved and you sir are only coming across as a bit jealous therethere :grin:

Oh dear, .......... anyone 'jealous' of your teams all conquring rampage through the lower leagues should be sectioned....... the team that time forgots exploits as related on this forum are like bathing in someone else's bath water. Oh dear,oh dear ....jealous .... clappp

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Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..


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Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..


I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?


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Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..

That's like saying your Subuteo team has scored more goals, utterly irrelevant.

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Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..


I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?


How many times did a vote keep you in the league?


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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
yloop wrote:
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Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..


I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?


How many times did a vote keep you in the league?


Popularity eh? Not that you'd know...


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Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..


No you haven't so as John deals in actual FACTS and not made up bullshit from a deluded loid he won't actually know that. If you have scored more goals in the last week than we have all season please prove it. You played on 9th scored 7...you played on 6th scored 1 before that you played on 2nd which as you know is 9 days ago. So your last week statement is incorrect.

This is a FACT Darlington have finished bottom of their respective league(s) more times than Pools have finished bottom.

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The Ghost of Sussex07 wrote:
yloop wrote:
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Don't know if John's picked up on this, but Darlo have scored more goals this week than .Pools have all season at home..


I've got a good stat, Pools have never been non-league. How many times have Darlington 3, 6, 9, the goose drank wine FC?


How many times did a vote keep you in the league?

That was then .... and this is now.

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Is this Polam Lane?

aka the road to nowhere.

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 Post subject: Re: Team of the Week?
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Isn`t the thread title misleading, shouldn`t it be team of the weak sctatchinghead


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Spenny v Darlo 38% proof on a Friday night sctatchinghead

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