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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 2:32 pm 
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He's just heavy boned :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 2:47 pm 
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Yeah but chip, you're built like a budgies hind leg, Richies weight is down to the build up of muscle of years of top level footy :cool:

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
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Plus he is a Sheffield united fan. He should hate Wednesday.


Why has he already played for them then.

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 4:14 pm 
7 pages it is then :angry-screaming:


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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
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He doesn't exactly looked ripped, it can't all be muscle, he's always been chunky since he was a kid at sheff wed, when your a big younger tho you can get away with it.

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Sun May 20, 2012 5:19 pm 
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Fetish_Bob wrote:
sam collin's ugly brother wrote:
Plus he is a Sheffield united fan. He should hate Wednesday.


Why has he already played for them then.


Because when he was young he was trying to forge a career for himself and maybe sheff united missed out on him?

It was implied that he would have wanted to follow turner because he was a fan.

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 8:48 am 
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Ritchies birthmark wrote:
We've signed a player/coach Probs on the cheap...


On what basis do you make that statement "probs on the cheap"?

How do you or anybody else know that he's not on the same very high wage that he's been on for the last God knows how many years?

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:01 am 
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I'd like to hope, and this is a big hope... With us offering a low wage to liddle, we did with Ritchie too

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:05 am 
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Thought Ritchie was £5k minimum

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:31 am 
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Everyone's on 5k ain't they?

Even them on the turnstile

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PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 9:36 am 
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If Humphreys is on £5k a week at Pools he must have a massive mortgage or a savings account that looks like a telephone number because he is hardly the flashiest footballer I've ever met, does he still drive an old Volvo?

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
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I don't think anyone was on that, Boyd was on 5k a month, n I reckon he'll have been one of the highest paid

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:14 am 
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Mr Ripper wrote:
Ritchies birthmark wrote:
We've signed a player/coach Probs on the cheap...


On what basis do you make that statement "probs on the cheap"?

How do you or anybody else know that he's not on the same very high wage that he's been on for the last God knows how many years?


Wow you must have been bored to quote that from days ago but I'll humour you anyway......

I used the word 'probs' which as you know is short for probably. Now me saying probably in no way is actually saying what he actually earns. So your point is irrelevant. Iv never said I know what he is on.


But........ You did!!

Following line you say he's been on a very high wage for many years. How do you know this??

I assume you can upload a payslip to back up your claims


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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:19 am 
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Ritchies birthmark wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
Ritchies birthmark wrote:
We've signed a player/coach Probs on the cheap...


On what basis do you make that statement "probs on the cheap"?

How do you or anybody else know that he's not on the same very high wage that he's been on for the last God knows how many years?


Wow you must have been bored to quote that from days ago but I'll humour you anyway......

I used the word 'probs' which as you know is short for probably. Now me saying probably in now way is actually saying what he actually earns. So your point is irrelevant. Iv never said I know what he is on.

But........ You did!!

Following line you say he's been on a very high wage for many years. How fo you know this??

I assume you can upload a payslip to back up your claims


Please accept my sincere apologies for exceeding the time limit on replying, however I've not been on the board for a few days as it's been the weekend and I've had better things to do. :wink:

I know you said "probs". I was merely asking about the accuracy / level of your probability. On what did you base your "probs" on? Supposition or any facts?

I don't have any of Mr Humphreys payslips, if I did I'm sure he'd be a little upset and that his upset would increase significantly if I then posted them on here. However it has been widely accepted by most sane fans over the last decade or so that Humphreys is one of if not the highest earners on the wage bill. For your information I would probably put about a 90% probability factor on that statement in way of backup to the claim.

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:25 am 
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7 pages. Good work people.

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:26 am 
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Tax Paying Poolie wrote:
7 pages. Good work people.


I was just thinking the same! :laugh:

Any money on 8?



Or 10?! bbolt

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:37 am 
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This one will get to 9.

The same thread next season will only be 13.

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
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*Pointless post to try hit the target of 8*

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 11:55 am 
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PJ_Poolie wrote:
He's not just a player at the club though is he?

So he was always going to be offered terms, the time he's taken to sign may suggest that he's been told he'll only be cover (as he has been for the last two years) or involved very little on the pitch.

But why let that get in the way of people talking bollocks, let's crack on with an eight page thread.......

As predicted by PJ at the start of the thread. What a pack of sad bastards we are. Anyway, can we just end this thread with the appropriate Humphrey's smilie. :character-oldtimer:

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Block B Blues wrote:
Anyway, can we just end this thread with the appropriate Humphrey's smilie. :character-oldtimer:


:laugh: clappp

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Does anyone think we should have released him?

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I don't think anyone has an opinion either way really. Certainly not enough to warrant a thread about it I think people will keep it to them selves.

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Lol i wasnt expecting a serious reply tim, just winding folk up! ;-)

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It wasn't a serious reply it was dripping with sarcasm and Irony. I should have added smilies and that

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Does anyone think we should have released him?
To be fair to richie he wanted out years ago.

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 Post subject: Re: Humphreys
PostPosted: Mon May 21, 2012 8:10 pm 
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Does anyone think we should have released him?
To be fair to richie he wanted out years ago.


Can you believe he is our eurodisney contestant, fook me with a cactus if that is the best we have, a bottom 3 prediction I suggest stpid


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Humperdinck out!!!

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