He's just heavy boned

Yeah but chip, you're built like a budgies hind leg, Richies weight is down to the build up of muscle of years of top level footy

Why has he already played for them then.

7 pages it is then

He doesn't exactly looked ripped, it can't all be muscle, he's always been chunky since he was a kid at sheff wed, when your a big younger tho you can get away with it.

Because when he was young he was trying to forge a career for himself and maybe sheff united missed out on him?

It was implied that he would have wanted to follow turner because he was a fan.

On what basis do you make that statement "probs on the cheap"?

How do you or anybody else know that he's not on the same very high wage that he's been on for the last God knows how many years?

I'd like to hope, and this is a big hope... With us offering a low wage to liddle, we did with Ritchie too

Thought Ritchie was £5k minimum

Everyone's on 5k ain't they?

Even them on the turnstile

If Humphreys is on £5k a week at Pools he must have a massive mortgage or a savings account that looks like a telephone number because he is hardly the flashiest footballer I've ever met, does he still drive an old Volvo?

I don't think anyone was on that, Boyd was on 5k a month, n I reckon he'll have been one of the highest paid

Wow you must have been bored to quote that from days ago but I'll humour you anyway......

I used the word 'probs' which as you know is short for probably. Now me saying probably in no way is actually saying what he actually earns. So your point is irrelevant. Iv never said I know what he is on.


But........ You did!!

Following line you say he's been on a very high wage for many years. How do you know this??

I assume you can upload a payslip to back up your claims

Please accept my sincere apologies for exceeding the time limit on replying, however I've not been on the board for a few days as it's been the weekend and I've had better things to do.

I know you said "probs". I was merely asking about the accuracy / level of your probability. On what did you base your "probs" on? Supposition or any facts?

I don't have any of Mr Humphreys payslips, if I did I'm sure he'd be a little upset and that his upset would increase significantly if I then posted them on here. However it has been widely accepted by most sane fans over the last decade or so that Humphreys is one of if not the highest earners on the wage bill. For your information I would probably put about a 90% probability factor on that statement in way of backup to the claim.

7 pages. Good work people.

I was just thinking the same!

Any money on 8?



Or 10?!

This one will get to 9.

The same thread next season will only be 13.

*Pointless post to try hit the target of 8*

As predicted by PJ at the start of the thread. What a pack of sad bastards we are. Anyway, can we just end this thread with the appropriate Humphrey's smilie.

Does anyone think we should have released him?

I don't think anyone has an opinion either way really. Certainly not enough to warrant a thread about it I think people will keep it to them selves.

Lol i wasnt expecting a serious reply tim, just winding folk up!

It wasn't a serious reply it was dripping with sarcasm and Irony. I should have added smilies and that

To be fair to richie he wanted out years ago.

When I was a teacher I used to play that to kids in detentions. Luckily for the county's young people I realised the job was driving me insane and packed it in.

Can you believe he is our eurodisney contestant, fook me with a cactus if that is the best we have, a bottom 3 prediction I suggest

Humperdinck out!!!