FFS I'm not a happy damned bounder I can tell you.

The fooking TICKET OFFICE told me that you had 3,500 and we only had 600 left.

Now Sotnick says you have 3,750 (not sold, but have, although thats irrelevent) and we have sold 5,250, leaving 1,000 to sell.

The fooking useless tw@ts.

Well theres no way we'll sell another 1,000 since we've only sold 5,250, so no doubt you will get the full away end of 4,200 by Wednesday.

DO I SEE THIS BEING WAVED!!!!
JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

olfl

The fooking muppets. I'm going to e-mail Sotnick.

HUNGRY???

what ale ad was that off Phil

"theres those that know and theres those that dont know and theres those that dont know they dont know."

carling, carlsberg or harp or was it a cider?

Clearly your source knows more than the Darlington FC ticket office.

You may want to read your own message boards before coming on here giving it chapter and verse.

The majority of your lot are also in agreement that we've got in excess of 4k

Even you have to admit Quakerz now that it seems we have had more than 4,000 tickets all along? our official website has annouced once that we have been give more tickets (from 2,500-3,000) But now 'all of sudden' we have 3,750!! Even the Hartlepool Mail said thonight we would have more than 4,000 at the game on Sunday...

I'm not sure you have had 4,000 all along, in fact I'm certain of it, although it looks likely that you will end up with 4,000, and thats a figure I pretty much would have agreed with in the first place.

I got a reply back from JS anyway. He said the figures were correct as of lunchtime (that you had been allocated 3750 and us sold 5250, leaving 1,000).....the ticket office figures of 600 left were from this evening.

Maybe we sold another couple hundred during the afternoon.

So just to recap then Quakerz???

1. You know and we don't know, right??
2. We haven't got the numbers we said we had, but we have, right??
3. We are all blaggers, and prone to exaggeration and assumptions, right??
4. You have your finger on the pulse of DFC all day every day, right??
5. You can send us your ticket 'cos you feel so small you can walk under the turnstile now, right??

Okay, let the debate on how many of your 5500 have gone to Pools fans who didn't want to wait for the ticket lottery at HUFC begin. My number is upwards of 700.

What does your mate Softdick say?? What do you KNOW about that, Pauly boy??

about 1000 tickets according to quakerz

I NEARLY PULLED ME STICHES OUT ME HERNIA OP ,STILL LAUGHING , HE DOES GO ON A BIT, EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BECOMING A COUNCILOR THERE LYING CHUNTS AS WELL

I have to say I laughed at the avatar.

To be fair, you didnt have to say it all, did you? Balloon.

To be even fairer, suck my fooking plums!

You have NOT got 4,200 tickets. Like I said.

Does Mr Quakerz need a psychiatrist or is it just me?

Its just you. And probably 4199 of your chums.

3750 boys, 3750.

Not 4200.

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Ommmmmmmmmmmmm

Nooooooo.........you have been given 3750 and these are still on sale.

Ariston?

just rang the club and alll yes alll 4200 tickets have gone...........

only chance now of getting in is to grow another head and nip down the loids to sneak in their end.......apparently the club say they have plenty left!

Funny I just rang your club disguised as a Poolie (quite easy, all you have to do is say "perple", "farv", "narn", "shert" etc) and they told me they still had a few left of the 3750 and that any unsold ones would be going back to Darlo.

you will have got the wrong number.....the exchange went STD back in the 70's......

Please keep going - you are the most incisive, wittiest and knowledgeable bloke I have ever read. Have you thought of writing a column in a national paper - The Daily Mail really like your one track line of arguement. Give them a call, go on, please call them.

And I really hope you enjoy Sunday, spending 90 minutes counting away supporters.

Its a great life you lead.

Whatever Pools were allocated - there are apparently only FIFTY left according to the HUFC official website......

Oh don't waste you time on that Jonny, just ask Quakerz. There's nowt he doesn't know.

We could ring darlo and ask them, it's quite easy to disguise your self as a darloid.

Just write bounder on your forehead.

Fucking hell Quakerz, stop talking.

I'm confused now....how many have we sold????

Quakerz has made a fool of himself here

By being right.

Strange fookers you lot are, I'll give you that.

Well considering you are the one that made a damned bounder of himself, not me, yet I get called a damned bounder, then yes I do feel a bit cheated.

Life just isn't fair.

But I'm sure I can cope though.

Scunthorpe 1996.

Although that isn't the point.

What was the official figure that day Q?

3, 75ONE, you Poolie damned bounders

Lets not twist it because it never was a "who has the best support" thread, or a "who has sold what" thread.

It was a "elvis thinks he knows it all, but actually he doesn't" thread.

If I put my Poolie head on I'll just say they were fiddling the gate, oh yes they were. There was at least 8,000 Loids there that day.