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Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

FFS I'm not a happy damned bounder I can tell you.

The fooking TICKET OFFICE told me that you had 3,500 and we only had 600 left.

Now Sotnick says you have 3,750 (not sold, but have, although thats irrelevent) and we have sold 5,250, leaving 1,000 to sell.

The fooking useless tw@ts.

Well theres no way we'll sell another 1,000 since we've only sold 5,250, so no doubt you will get the full away end of 4,200 by Wednesday.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:28 pm

DO I SEE THIS BEING WAVED!!!! rolfl

JUST IN CASE YOU MISSED IT

olfl rolfl

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

The fooking muppets. I'm going to e-mail Sotnick.

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:34 pm

HUNGRY???

katcha · **Posted:** Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:56 pm

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

There's those that KNOW, and theres those that DON'T know.

.

what ale ad was that off Phil

"theres those that know and theres those that dont know and theres those that dont know they dont know."

carling, carlsberg or harp or was it a cider?

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

There's those that KNOW, and theres those that DON'T know.

Quakerz, my "Source" who tells "Lies" is delighted too.

Clearly your source knows more than the Darlington FC ticket office.

the judge · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:19 am

You may want to read your own message boards before coming on here giving it chapter and verse.

The majority of your lot are also in agreement that we've got in excess of 4k

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:28 am

Quakerz wrote:

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

There's those that KNOW, and theres those that DON'T know.

Quakerz, my "Source" who tells "Lies" is delighted too.

Clearly your source knows more than the Darlington FC ticket office.

Even you have to admit Quakerz now that it seems we have had more than 4,000 tickets all along? our official website has annouced once that we have been give more tickets (from 2,500-3,000) But now 'all of sudden' we have 3,750!! Even the Hartlepool Mail said thonight we would have more than 4,000 at the game on Sunday...

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

I'm not sure you have had 4,000 all along, in fact I'm certain of it, although it looks likely that you will end up with 4,000, and thats a figure I pretty much would have agreed with in the first place.

I got a reply back from JS anyway. He said the figures were correct as of lunchtime (that you had been allocated 3750 and us sold 5250, leaving 1,000).....the ticket office figures of 600 left were from this evening.

Maybe we sold another couple hundred during the afternoon.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 3:23 am

So just to recap then Quakerz???

1. You know and we don't know, right??
2. We haven't got the numbers we said we had, but we have, right??
3. We are all blaggers, and prone to exaggeration and assumptions, right??
4. You have your finger on the pulse of DFC all day every day, right??
5. You can send us your ticket 'cos you feel so small you can walk under the turnstile now, right??

Okay, let the debate on how many of your 5500 have gone to Pools fans who didn't want to wait for the ticket lottery at HUFC begin. My number is upwards of 700.

What does your mate Softdick say?? :roll:

What do you KNOW about that, Pauly boy?? rolfl

dawlishmonkey · **Joined:** Fri Sep 01, 2006 11:53 am **Posts:** 1588

about 1000 tickets according to quakerz

bahrainpoolie · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 10:50 am

I NEARLY PULLED ME STICHES OUT ME HERNIA OP ,STILL LAUGHING , HE DOES GO ON A BIT, rolfl

EVER THOUGHT ABOUT BECOMING A COUNCILOR THERE LYING CHUNTS AS WELL

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

I have to say I laughed at the avatar.

GighaPooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:15 am

Quakerz wrote:

I have to say I laughed at the avatar.

To be fair, you didnt have to say it all, did you? Balloon.

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

To be even fairer, suck my fooking plums!

You have NOT got 4,200 tickets. Like I said.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:27 am

Does Mr Quakerz need a psychiatrist or is it just me?

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

Its just you. And probably 4199 of your chums.

3750 boys, 3750.

Not 4200.

grabec · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:30 am

Ommmmmmmmmmmm

Ommmmmmmmmmmmm

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

Nooooooo.........you have been given 3750 and these are still on sale.

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

Ariston?

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:46 am

just rang the club and alll yes alll 4200 tickets have gone...........

only chance now of getting in is to grow another head and nip down the loids to sneak in their end.......apparently the club say they have plenty left!

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

Funny I just rang your club disguised as a Poolie (quite easy, all you have to do is say "perple", "farv", "narn", "shert" etc) and they told me they still had a few left of the 3750 and that any unsold ones would be going back to Darlo.

Mister Ed · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:53 am

Quakerz wrote:

Funny I just rang your club disguised as a Poolie (quite easy, all you have to do is say "perple", "farv", "narn", "shert" etc) and they told me they still had a few left of the 3750 and that any unsold ones would be going back to Darlo.

you will have got the wrong number.....the exchange went STD back in the 70's......

GighaPooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:54 am

Please keep going - you are the most incisive, wittiest and knowledgeable bloke I have ever read. Have you thought of writing a column in a national paper - The Daily Mail really like your one track line of arguement. Give them a call, go on, please call them.

And I really hope you enjoy Sunday, spending 90 minutes counting away supporters.

Its a great life you lead.

rolf

Jonny · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:58 am

Whatever Pools were allocated - there are apparently only FIFTY left according to the HUFC official website......

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:03 pm

Jonny wrote:

Whatever Pools were allocated - there are apparently only FIFTY left according to the HUFC official website......

Oh don't waste you time on that Jonny, just ask Quakerz. There's nowt he doesn't know.

We could ring darlo and ask them, it's quite easy to disguise your self as a darloid.

Just write bounder on your forehead. :roll:

Tax Paying Poolie · **Joined:** Sat Aug 19, 2006 8:18 am **Posts:** 9053

Fucking hell Quakerz, stop talking.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:01 pm

I'm confused now....how many have we sold????

katcha · **Posted:** Tue Mar 20, 2007 11:07 pm

GighaPooly wrote:

Please keep going - you are the most incisive, wittiest and knowledgeable bloke I have ever read. Have you thought of writing a column in a national paper - The Daily Mail really like your one track line of arguement. Give them a call, go on, please call them.

And I really hope you enjoy Sunday, spending 90 minutes counting away supporters.

Its a great life you lead.

rolf

nick · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 11:06 am

Quakerz has made a fool of himself here

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

By being right.

Strange fookers you lot are, I'll give you that.

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

Well considering you are the one that made a damned bounder of himself, not me, yet I get called a damned bounder, then yes I do feel a bit cheated.

Life just isn't fair.

But I'm sure I can cope though.

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

chip fireball wrote:

and the last time darlo took over 3500 to an away league game was................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ?

Scunthorpe 1996.

Although that isn't the point.

Moriarty · **Posted:** Wed Mar 21, 2007 3:51 pm

Quakerz wrote:

chip fireball wrote:

and the last time darlo took over 3500 to an away league game was.............. ?

Scunthorpe 1996.

Although that isn't the point.

What was the official figure that day Q?

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

3, 75ONE, you Poolie damned bounders :sweeeet:

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

ADG wrote:

Quakerz................lets twist this a bit.

How many have Your lot sold?

Lets not twist it because it never was a "who has the best support" thread, or a "who has sold what" thread.

It was a "elvis thinks he knows it all, but actually he doesn't" thread.

Mr Poolz · **Joined:** Sun Aug 20, 2006 6:34 pm **Posts:** 484

MadJohn wrote:

Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:

Away End at Scunny holds.....1650.

There were about 2000 Loids there that day Quakerz, nowhere NEAR 3750.

There were only around 4800 in the ground and Scunny's average attendance that season was over 2K, and it was the last game of the season......

If I put my Poolie head on I'll just say they were fiddling the gate, oh yes they were. There was at least 8,000 Loids there that day.

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