two things are boiling my piss.

a) gillian c***ing mckeith on "I'm a self-obsessed scottish paranoid ocd-suffering c***, kick my head in"

jesus christ, i could quite cheerfully kick her fookin head off her shoulders. i bought this fookin charlatan's book where she tells you what to eat for fookin energy, self-esteem, better c***ing bowel movements etc etc. aaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhhhhhh. if she ever besmirches my tv screen again, i will fookin kill someone. fookin witchy wrinkly scrotum faced tw*t. c***.

2) fookin manipulative little arse-faced cher c***ing lloyd on twat-factor.

can people really not see her for the one-trick, lemon faced basket case that she is. she is fookin shite. aaaaaagggghhhhhhh. i wouldn't even pump her after a day in the smallies. horrible little utterly self-deluding wannabe c***. tell you what, looks like i'm going out, i'll turn the c***ing tears on and that'll get me some sympathy. what's that, paije is out instead of me ? oh, i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, i love you all !! can i stop crying now. welcome to the board YOU C***.

and 'imagine' isn't even a c***ing beatles song. and she's already sang the song she warbled thru in the fookin sing-off. C***.

but apart from that you don't mind them

well its achieved its aim and got you talking about it,mind don't watch that shite myself

i'd rather not watch it, but its compulsory in our house. wife and kids love it and i tried sitting in the corner ignoring it, but its like a car crash - strangely compelling.

those two are c***s tho

Surely surely surely... now that xfactor is turning into a parody of itself as people are taking the piss by voting wagner in for a laugh... it's ran its course and time to go?

stop calling me shirley.

and the scottish c*** has just pretended to pass out on live tv. aaaaaaggggghhhhhh

twa*

talk about attention seeking, there's no way that was real. its the rest of the campmates i feel sorry for, the fact that the british public keep voting for her to go and get no food at all and that the others have gone in to try something new and want to do challenges but gillian keep getting voted and bottling it. at first i thought it was funny and entertaining but now its just f*****g annoying !!!

She's fainted every night ive had to watch it ..

If people stopped watching the S***e programmes your on about maybe, just maybe TV companies would actually put programmes on worth watching.

Didn't that woman on "get me out of here" actually say she thought they were put up in hotels show's just how F****** thick she was.

And reading what you've said on here she appears to be frightened of her own f****** shadow.

They need to change the name of the programme to " Im Not a celebrity never have been , never will be get me out of here".

I notice Mrs F****** Gascoigne is still living on his name, change it back you sad cow along with the step daughter who still uses his name, why she never had it in the first place. But gives her a name to live on better than Smith /Jones whatever the f*** it is. does anyone actually know.

They all stay there and die naturally over the years and the last one alive gets out of the jungle.

Guardian journo Ben Goldacre has an ongoing thing exposing McKeith as a fraud.



The Bad Science blog catalogues his battles with her over the years.(Or indeed the book)



Watch the sales of the shite she sells go through the roof after this programme though.

Would anybody seriously purchase a book on dietary health from somebody who looks as frail as she does, faints on demand, hunch back, thinning hair and walks as though crippled?
I would love to force feed her a donna a day for a month just to prove that the turkish/greek delight has the same goodness as mung bean salad but put a bit of meat on her skeletal frame

As for Cher, you would though, couple of beers and bend her over, try and rap now wench!

Poor miserable Nigel ,looks like he's going mad..

In full agreement. At the moment, its X factor, Strictly Dancing & I'm not really a celebrity but I know someone that is. Next it will be Idiots on Ice, celebrity Mr & Mrs. Oh and Not-so-Allstars Family Fortunes etc etc boring etc.

If everyone stopped watching it Telly people would have to take notice, ecxept as mentioned its mainly car-crash TV. I DO NOT watch them FACT. With shows like Family Fortunes etc, what happened to normal folk winning stuff. Winning money for charity is great, but lets get back to proper telly, where every other programme doesn't start with 'Celebrity....

Ah that feels better.

The golden shot, the price is right, play your cards right, blankety blank, going for gold.........brilliant

And, you can't beat a bit of Bully! Take a look at what we could be watching...
Take it away lads, take it away.

The Golden shot had it all.. Annie Aston, Bob Monkhouse and a deadly crossbow..