miles off topic, but.....

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:33 pm

two things are boiling my piss.

a) gillian c***ing mckeith on "I'm a self-obsessed scottish paranoid ocd-suffering c***, kick my head in"

jesus christ, i could quite cheerfully kick her fookin head off her shoulders. i bought this fookin charlatan's book where she tells you what to eat for fookin energy, self-esteem, better c***ing bowel movements etc etc. aaaaaaaaaaaaagghhhhhhhhhhhhh. if she ever besmirches my tv screen again, i will fookin kill someone. fookin witchy wrinkly scrotum faced tw*t. c***.

2) fookin manipulative little arse-faced cher c***ing lloyd on twat-factor.

can people really not see her for the one-trick, lemon faced basket case that she is. she is fookin shite. aaaaaagggghhhhhhh. i wouldn't even pump her after a day in the smallies. horrible little utterly self-deluding wannabe c***. tell you what, looks like i'm going out, i'll turn the c***ing tears on and that'll get me some sympathy. what's that, paije is out instead of me ? oh, i'm sorry, i'm so sorry, i love you all !! can i stop crying now. welcome to the board YOU C***.

and 'imagine' isn't even a c***ing beatles song. and she's already sang the song she warbled thru in the fookin sing-off. C***.

parmo · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:38 pm

but apart from that you don't mind them :razz:

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:55 pm

well its achieved its aim and got you talking about it,mind don't watch that shite myself

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 10:59 pm

i'd rather not watch it, but its compulsory in our house. wife and kids love it and i tried sitting in the corner ignoring it, but its like a car crash - strangely compelling.

those two are c***s tho rage

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

Surely surely surely... now that xfactor is turning into a parody of itself as people are taking the piss by voting wagner in for a laugh... it's ran its course and time to go?

returnofaido · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:02 pm

stop calling me shirley.

and the scottish c*** has just pretended to pass out on live tv. aaaaaaggggghhhhhh

twa* rage

poolsmacca09 · **Joined:** Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:05 pm **Posts:** 319

talk about attention seeking, there's no way that was real. its the rest of the campmates i feel sorry for, the fact that the british public keep voting for her to go and get no food at all and that the others have gone in to try something new and want to do challenges but gillian keep getting voted and bottling it. at first i thought it was funny and entertaining but now its just f*****g annoying !!!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:10 pm

She's fainted every night ive had to watch it .. :roll:

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Nov 21, 2010 11:19 pm

If people stopped watching the S***e programmes your on about maybe, just maybe TV companies would actually put programmes on worth watching.

Didn't that woman on "get me out of here" actually say she thought they were put up in hotels show's just how F****** thick she was.

And reading what you've said on here she appears to be frightened of her own f****** shadow.

They need to change the name of the programme to " Im Not a celebrity never have been , never will be get me out of here".

I notice Mrs F****** Gascoigne is still living on his name, change it back you sad cow along with the step daughter who still uses his name, why she never had it in the first place. But gives her a name to live on better than Smith /Jones whatever the f*** it is. does anyone actually know.

They all stay there and die naturally over the years and the last one alive gets out of the jungle.

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:37 am

I scanned the original post for about 3 seconds and totally agree but that's it....The Bunker is getting closed for the night and my PC....I would rather talk about Ferret Shite in Trees than talk about these shite wannabees!!!! banghead

Me and our kid had a good go about them last night....if you weren't there....sorry....I'm not getting into Murder AGAIN!!!! sadx

BTW....I agree with everyone that wishes the above Die A Slow and Very Painful Death!!!! :coool:

Spiff · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 1:21 pm

Guardian journo Ben Goldacre has an ongoing thing exposing McKeith as a fraud.

Bad Science wrote:

“Doubt has also been cast on the value of McKeith’s certified membership of the American Association of Nutritional Consultants, especially since Guardian journalist Ben Goldacre managed to buy the same membership online for his dead cat for $60. McKeith’s spokeswoman says of this membership: “Gillian has ‘professional membership’, which is membership designed for practising nutritional and dietary professionals, and is distinct from ‘associate membership’, which is open to all individuals. To gain professional membership Gillian provided proof of her degree and three professional references.”

Well. My dead cat Hettie is also a “certified professional member” of the AANC. I have the certificate hanging in my loo. Perhaps it didn’t even occur to the journalist that McKeith could be wrong. More likely, of course, in the tradition of nervous journalists, I suspect she was hurried, on deadline, and felt she had to get McKeith’s “right of reply” in, even if it cast doubts on – I’ll admit my beef here – my own hard-won investigative revelations about my dead cat. I mean, I don’t sign my dead cat up to bogus professional organisations for the good of my health, you know.

The Bad Science blog catalogues his battles with her over the years.(Or indeed the book)

Quote:

Gillian McKeith, or to give her her full medical title "Gillian McKeith"

Watch the sales of the shite she sells go through the roof after this programme though.

monkeybutt · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 2:40 pm

Would anybody seriously purchase a book on dietary health from somebody who looks as frail as she does, faints on demand, hunch back, thinning hair and walks as though crippled?
I would love to force feed her a donna a day for a month just to prove that the turkish/greek delight has the same goodness as mung bean salad but put a bit of meat on her skeletal frame banghead

As for Cher, you would though, couple of beers and bend her over, try and rap now wench!

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 3:09 pm

Poor miserable Nigel ,looks like he's going mad.. clappp

EAPools · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:18 pm

Fetish_Bob wrote:

If people stopped watching the S***e programmes your on about maybe, just maybe TV companies would actually put programmes on worth watching

In full agreement. At the moment, its X factor, Strictly Dancing & I'm not really a celebrity but I know someone that is. Next it will be Idiots on Ice, celebrity Mr & Mrs. Oh and Not-so-Allstars Family Fortunes etc etc boring etc.

If everyone stopped watching it Telly people would have to take notice, ecxept as mentioned its mainly car-crash TV. I DO NOT watch them FACT. With shows like Family Fortunes etc, what happened to normal folk winning stuff. Winning money for charity is great, but lets get back to proper telly, where every other programme doesn't start with 'Celebrity....

Ah that feels better.

Compo · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:21 pm

The golden shot, the price is right, play your cards right, blankety blank, going for gold.........brilliant

EAPools · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:24 pm

And, you can't beat a bit of Bully! Take a look at what we could be watching...
Take it away lads, take it away.

Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex · **Posted:** Mon Nov 22, 2010 5:33 pm

The Golden shot had it all.. Annie Aston, Bob Monkhouse and a deadly crossbow..

miles off topic, but.....

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