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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:20 pm 
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my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the fucker set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:25 pm 
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my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx


Shit! :shock:

Thats a bad day all round!

Hope its not too painful anyway. Did you tell them that you broke your hand thumping a wall?? :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: perfect end to a rubbish day
PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:27 pm 
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Was there a picture of Chris Turner on the wall?

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:28 pm 
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my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx


Shit! :shock:

Thats a bad day all round!

Hope its not too painful anyway. Did you tell them that you broke your hand thumping a wall?? :wink:
yeah i did, they now probably think im some sort of aggresive nutter :laugh:

im more pissed off that my 2 year old is smarter than me!

I didnt even dent the wall sadx

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 Post subject: Re: perfect end to a rubbish day
PostPosted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:31 pm 
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my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx


Shit! :shock:

Thats a bad day all round!

Hope its not too painful anyway. Did you tell them that you broke your hand thumping a wall?? :wink:
yeah i did, they now probably think im some sort of aggresive nutter :laugh:

im more pissed off that my 2 year old is smarter than me!

I didnt even dent the wall sadx


Just dont stay up to watch the football programme! That may ruin the day even more!

Hope you catch the feckin mouse after all that shit!

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im gonna catch it with my bare hand and eat it alive

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misterb2001 wrote:
my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx



rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl


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yes very frank spencer like.......i feel an avatar change coming!

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misterb2001 wrote:
my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx


Sorry but after reading this i couldn't help myself

rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl rolfl

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 Post subject: Re: perfect end to a rubbish day
PostPosted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:20 am 
misterb2001 wrote:
my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx


Well that's what you get for trying to break a Mices back!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Should have got a 'Humane' trap....then let it go in our house to go with the others!!!! :coool: :coool:

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PS....Glad your kids ok like!!!! :wink:


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misterb2001 wrote:
my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx



Clever kid, guessing he got his mothers brains?


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and now im in north tees hospital with the wife while she gives birth to my 3rd. Happy days!

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and now im in north tees hospital with the wife while she gives birth to my 3rd. Happy days!

A perfect weekend to usher a new Poolie into the world. How you'll look back and larf.

Congrats MrB. clappp


Yeah congrats MrB! What a mad weekend you have had.

Just make sure she doesnt have hold of your bad hand while she 'pops it out'.

I hope you dont associate the third kid with that shambles yesterday i.e. everytme you look at him/her you think back to that horror show!

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 Post subject: Re: perfect end to a rubbish day
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indeed you do, Jack was born the day England stuffed Holland 4-1 at euro96




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Puts things into perspective.
My eldest, Joseph A, was born the same day Mr Allon netted 3 against Colchester!

Mind, it's a blessing Armann Bjornsson looks like he'll not spoil too many christenings confised

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and now im in north tees hospital with the wife while she gives birth to my 3rd. Happy days!


Pity she didn't go in to labour between 3 and 4:50, you would have missed that embarrassment of a performance, not been at home to break your hand, and had your 3rd child so blame the Mrs mate rolfl rolfl

Congratulations on the 3rd child and I hope both are doing well.

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thank you all.

Baby Charlie (i resisted the urge to call him joel) and the missus are both home and doing great.

Completely forgot about yesterdays (mis)match so thanks for reminding me!

Im off for some kip now as i have havent had any for a while.

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Bloody Hell!! They don't waste any time kicking you out of Maternity these days.

Congratulations to all your family!!

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Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?

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Well done to Mr, Mrs and Charlie B2001. :wink:


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Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?


If he has I'm contacting social services.

Congratulations by the way Mister B!


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Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?

his middle name is christopher!!! But after me, not mr turner!

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Charles Christopher B2001.

Has a certain 'ring' about it.

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Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?

his middle name is christopher!!! But after me, not mr turner!


It must be terribly confusing for your family given that CT is your dad :wink:

All them Chris's!

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congrats mister b, its stressful with 2, you must have the patience of a saint to have 3. Congrats to chris turner too on his grandson

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