perfect end to a rubbish day

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:20 pm

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the fucker set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:25 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

Shit!

Thats a bad day all round!

Hope its not too painful anyway. Did you tell them that you broke your hand thumping a wall?? :wink:

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:27 pm

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

Was there a picture of Chris Turner on the wall?

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:28 pm

Grave wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

Shit!

Thats a bad day all round!

Hope its not too painful anyway. Did you tell them that you broke your hand thumping a wall?? :wink:

yeah i did, they now probably think im some sort of aggresive nutter :laugh:

im more pissed off that my 2 year old is smarter than me!

I didnt even dent the wall sadx

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:31 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

Grave wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

Shit!

Thats a bad day all round!

Hope its not too painful anyway. Did you tell them that you broke your hand thumping a wall?? :wink:

yeah i did, they now probably think im some sort of aggresive nutter :laugh:

im more pissed off that my 2 year old is smarter than me!

I didnt even dent the wall sadx

Just dont stay up to watch the football programme! That may ruin the day even more!

Hope you catch the feckin mouse after all that shit!

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:33 pm

im gonna catch it with my bare hand and eat it alive

verbalkint · **Joined:** Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:08 pm **Posts:** 3135

misterb2001 wrote:

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

OOOOOOOOOH BETTY

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:14 am

yes very frank spencer like.......i feel an avatar change coming!

thornleypoolie · **Joined:** Wed Jan 02, 2008 7:10 pm **Posts:** 1101

misterb2001 wrote:

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

Sorry but after reading this i couldn't help myself

rolfl

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:20 am

misterb2001 wrote:

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

Well that's what you get for trying to break a Mices back!!!! :laugh:

Should have got a 'Humane' trap....then let it go in our house to go with the others!!!! :coool:

PS....Glad your kids ok like!!!! :wink:

tREE_wiTH_hAMStER · **Joined:** Sat May 19, 2007 11:00 am **Posts:** 20758

misterb2001 wrote:

my 2 year old has gone under my bed and found a mouse trap that i set a few days ago as i think we have a mouse.

He has managed to get it out from under the bed and take the chocolate off it without setting it off. He walks in the room proudly confessing 'mmm lovely chocolate i found' so i flew upstairs to move the mouse trap and the f*** set off on my thumb. Angry at myself for being so stupid i punched the wall.

Am now in a&e with a broken hand sadx

Clever kid, guessing he got his mothers brains?

:wink:

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 4:40 am

and now im in north tees hospital with the wife while she gives birth to my 3rd. Happy days!

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:32 am

MadJohn wrote:

misterb2001 wrote:

and now im in north tees hospital with the wife while she gives birth to my 3rd. Happy days!

A perfect weekend to usher a new Poolie into the world. How you'll look back and larf.

Congrats MrB. clappp

Yeah congrats MrB! What a mad weekend you have had.

Just make sure she doesnt have hold of your bad hand while she 'pops it out'.

I hope you dont associate the third kid with that shambles yesterday i.e. everytme you look at him/her you think back to that horror show!

Salty · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:43 pm

indeed you do, Jack was born the day England stuffed Holland 4-1 at euro96

bad luck and congratulations btw Mr.B!

alleztfc · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 12:50 pm

Puts things into perspective.
My eldest, Joseph A, was born the same day Mr Allon netted 3 against Colchester!

Mind, it's a blessing Armann Bjornsson looks like he'll not spoil too many christenings confised

Poolie of Kent · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:00 pm

Congratulations, Mr. B. clappp

Fetish_Bob · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:34 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

and now im in north tees hospital with the wife while she gives birth to my 3rd. Happy days!

Pity she didn't go in to labour between 3 and 4:50, you would have missed that embarrassment of a performance, not been at home to break your hand, and had your 3rd child so blame the Mrs mate rolfl

Congratulations on the 3rd child and I hope both are doing well.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:22 pm

thank you all.

Baby Charlie (i resisted the urge to call him joel) and the missus are both home and doing great.

Completely forgot about yesterdays (mis)match so thanks for reminding me!

Im off for some kip now as i have havent had any for a while.

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 3:34 pm

Bloody Hell!! They don't waste any time kicking you out of Maternity these days.

Congratulations to all your family!!

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:36 pm

Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?

grabec · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:56 pm

Well done to Mr, Mrs and Charlie B2001. :wink:

PJ_Poolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 5:59 pm

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?

If he has I'm contacting social services.

Congratulations by the way Mister B!

derwent · **Joined:** Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:59 pm **Posts:** 12380

Well done to the B family.

misterb2001 · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:05 pm

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?

his middle name is christopher!!! But after me, not mr turner!

BillinghamPoolie · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:30 pm

Charles Christopher B2001.

Has a certain 'ring' about it.

Gibsons Beard · **Posted:** Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:32 pm

misterb2001 wrote:

paulus the woodgnome and a side salad wrote:

Congrats, but did'nt you consider Chris or Colin as suitable names?

his middle name is christopher!!! But after me, not mr turner!

It must be terribly confusing for your family given that CT is your dad :wink:

All them Chris's!

Yubep · **Joined:** Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:35 pm **Posts:** 25266

congrats mister b, its stressful with 2, you must have the patience of a saint to have 3. Congrats to chris turner too on his grandson

perfect end to a rubbish day

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