One of life's great secrets revealed at last

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:19 pm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... fluff.html

The irony is the only man not to have a navel also didn't have any clothes. (That's proper irony isn't it? Not the Ms Morissette kind?)

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:23 pm

This bloke really does have too much time on his hands. 'Wedding ring erosion'? Why not do something useful, like work out where all the pens go. I pinched another one out of Barclays on saturday, and that's disappeared as well.

Cowboy · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:25 pm

Or what happens to PAIRS of sock when put in the washing machine? I have so many odd socks I could provide for every one legged man in the country

gremmlin · **Joined:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 9:23 am **Posts:** 3141

you have to look around you mr nottingham, you now are in charge of a rug rat and they eat pens like peanuts. :laugh:

poolieinnottingham · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:28 pm

I don't have any odd socks, as I buy multipacks of the same type of sock. I did have 40 pairs I think, but now I'm down to less than 30. Where do they go?

Warwick Hunt · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:30 pm

I have the same problem with money. Where does it all go?

Mr Irrelevant · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 8:25 pm **Posts:** 22670

They are stolen by the fish people.

threepintwonder · **Posted:** Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:59 pm

Mr I wrote:

They are stolen by the fish people.

are they codheads?

Frodraff · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:01 am

MadJohn wrote:

"Dr Steinhauser made his discovery after studying 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button"

A man who really does need to be introduced to the concept of women.

Stick to fluff I say.

Spender · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:36 am

poolieinnottingham wrote:

I don't have any odd socks, as I buy multipacks of the same type of sock. I did have 40 pairs I think, but now I'm down to less than 30. Where do they go?

The sock monster eats them in the night. I know, I've seen her. :shock:

I used to pair mine up after washing and everything but now I just buy black ones and select two at random. :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:08 pm

Frodraff wrote:

MadJohn wrote:

"Dr Steinhauser made his discovery after studying 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button"

A man who really does need to be introduced to the concept of women.

Stick to fluff I say.

I agree

PS I hate belly buttons, can't stand the thought of fingers being poked in mine
Don't like sticky-out belly buttons either
How do women get those piercings in them?

Fensy · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:15 pm **Posts:** 6475

parmopooly wrote:

PS I hate belly buttons, can't stand the thought of fingers being poked in mine

Is that what you and Mutley get up to in your drunken states then :shock:

bluemonkey · **Joined:** Sat Apr 07, 2007 8:54 pm **Posts:** 1101

I wonder how much money he was paid for this 3 year research program that must of took less then 30 mins a day to collect examine and record his fluff.

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Mar 03, 2009 3:33 pm

Fensy wrote:

parmopooly wrote:

PS I hate belly buttons, can't stand the thought of fingers being poked in mine

Is that what you and Mutley get up to in your drunken states then :shock:

I wouldn't let anyone rake around with their digits in any of my buttons!!!

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