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 Post subject: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:19 pm 
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstop ... fluff.html

The irony is the only man not to have a navel also didn't have any clothes. (That's proper irony isn't it? Not the Ms Morissette kind?)

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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:23 pm 
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This bloke really does have too much time on his hands. 'Wedding ring erosion'? Why not do something useful, like work out where all the pens go. I pinched another one out of Barclays on saturday, and that's disappeared as well.

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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:25 pm 
Or what happens to PAIRS of sock when put in the washing machine? I have so many odd socks I could provide for every one legged man in the country


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PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:27 pm 
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you have to look around you mr nottingham, you now are in charge of a rug rat and they eat pens like peanuts. :laugh:

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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
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I don't have any odd socks, as I buy multipacks of the same type of sock. I did have 40 pairs I think, but now I'm down to less than 30. Where do they go?

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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
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I have the same problem with money. Where does it all go?


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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
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They are stolen by the fish people.


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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
PostPosted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:59 pm 
Mr I wrote:
They are stolen by the fish people.
are they codheads?


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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
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MadJohn wrote:
"Dr Steinhauser made his discovery after studying 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button"

A man who really does need to be introduced to the concept of women.


Stick to fluff I say.

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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 4:36 am 
poolieinnottingham wrote:
I don't have any odd socks, as I buy multipacks of the same type of sock. I did have 40 pairs I think, but now I'm down to less than 30. Where do they go?


The sock monster eats them in the night. I know, I've seen her. :shock:

I used to pair mine up after washing and everything but now I just buy black ones and select two at random. :wink:


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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
PostPosted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 12:08 pm 
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Frodraff wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
"Dr Steinhauser made his discovery after studying 503 pieces of fluff from his own belly button"

A man who really does need to be introduced to the concept of women.


Stick to fluff I say.


I agree

PS I hate belly buttons, can't stand the thought of fingers being poked in mine
Don't like sticky-out belly buttons either
How do women get those piercings in them?

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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
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parmopooly wrote:

PS I hate belly buttons, can't stand the thought of fingers being poked in mine


Is that what you and Mutley get up to in your drunken states then :shock: bbolt


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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
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I wonder how much money he was paid for this 3 year research program that must of took less then 30 mins a day to collect examine and record his fluff.

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 Post subject: Re: One of life's great secrets revealed at last
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Fensy wrote:
parmopooly wrote:

PS I hate belly buttons, can't stand the thought of fingers being poked in mine


Is that what you and Mutley get up to in your drunken states then :shock: bbolt


I wouldn't let anyone rake around with their digits in any of my buttons!!!

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