weird

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:51 pm

woke up this morning and my foot really properly hurts!!
went to work, feels like its broken - but only has a small bruise on it....hurts like fook tho!

now the weird thing is when I went to bed it was fine, never left the house yesterday or played footy or owt......never had any wild intercourse with mrs S either sadx

I wondered at first if its the onset of arthritis in me foot, but now i'm thinking I might have sleep walked and knacked it, cos it does feel broken.....

any doctors/sleep experts in?!

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 1:59 pm

If it continues you should think of maybe getting it checked out

Having said that I'm guilty of not going to the quacks for me aches and pains
I've been rubbing Ibuprofen gel on the bottom of my right shin bone for about a fortnight, always seems to knack if I'm walking about.
There was a hyowge nasty bruise on it after the dog ran into me at full pelt chasing a cat. There's still a big lump there though the bruising's gone - doesn't seem right to me

tonyparry · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:02 pm

Could be gout !!!! (people who like a good tipple, etc etc) :shock:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:03 pm

I'm told the pain from gout is unbelievably horrendous

tigro · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:03 pm

shin splints

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:05 pm

tonyparry wrote:

Could be gout !!!! (people who like a good tipple, etc etc) :shock:

on the top of the foot?? :uhoh:

..........were talking big toe 'metatarsal' here

grabec · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:16 pm

Hmm. Arthritis doesn't cause bruises tho, does it? I guess you did it yesterday and were too......erm, you were concentrating on something else and didn't notice.

Honestly at this rate we're going to have to set up a bunker ward for invalids..... :grin:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:21 pm

you mean pissed??!! :wink:

I wasn't though, and really cant remember hurting it.........like I say its weird!

I'm going with a sleepwalking incident meself, even though I dont think i've ever sleepwalked before!

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:23 pm

Have you checked your stools?

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:24 pm

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:25 pm

tigro wrote:

shin splints

parmo?!

JohnnyMars · **Joined:** Tue Jun 12, 2007 10:24 am **Posts:** 2475

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Have you checked your stools?

Are you Gillian McKeith in disguise Cornelius?
:wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:54 pm

shin splints? I've heard of spare ribs!!!

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 2:59 pm

Would you eat human ribs?

Cooked obviously, not raw cos that would be a bit sick.

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:00 pm

JohnnyMars wrote:

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

Have you checked your stools?

Are you Gillian McKeith in disguise Cornelius?
:wink:

Nice back passage! :wink:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:21 pm

Mr Ripper wrote:

Would you eat human ribs?

Cooked obviously, not raw cos that would be a bit sick.

what sauce would you recommend?

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:33 pm

I'd get it taken off Salty, just in case.

Mr Ripper · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:34 pm

Richard Head wrote:

I'd get it taken off Salty, just in case.

Get what taken off Salty? The sauce? Human ribs in Salty Sauce?

mouldy old dough · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:41 pm

You have foot and mouth shot the fooker, :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:52 pm

helpful bastaaards!!

I have a hot water bottle on it just now, and have sprayed it with deep heat...........stinks in here now

Mrs.S is being no help at all, not even giving me favours to take my mind off it....nevermind a cup of tea!

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2009 2:36 pm

day 3 of the mystery foot injury.....

still knacking like fook, no bruising or owt
climbing ladders was agony, AGONY I tells ya...

and it s no fun being a standy-up drummer with a hurty foot either....the things you do eh?

if its still like it on Monday I think I'll have to get it checked sadx

thetownendfaithful · **Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:09 pm

use RICE.

Rest

Ice

Compression

Elevation :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2009 3:13 pm

fried or boiled?

BritishWestHpool · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 11:35 pm **Posts:** 1243

The man's right.
Deep Heat and hot water bottles make it feel instantly better but do nothing other than that.
When athletes or footballers knack themselves they dont rush on with a hot water bottle do they?
Thats what my mother in law told me the other month when I did my back in.
Ice is what you need. It reduces inflamation
So the rest of his advice is prob good too

grabec · **Posted:** Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:42 pm

I've knacked my foot, too, now, or at least a heavily overweight Newcastle person did, by inexplicably walking backwards.
Unlike Salty, I am very observant and notice the sources of my accidents :coool:

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:57 pm

which foot?
we could do the three-legged race!!!

day 4 of the mystery foot injury:

still hurty but not as bad.....been doing the 'rice' thing but also a bit of work untill it snowed

all I can say is AYAZ!

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

Ice is only of any real use if applied immediately after the injury (it causes the blood vessels to contract and therefore reduces bleeding into the tissues subsequently reducing the swelling)

I'd recommend red wine and when you run out of that see if you've got any gin at the back of the drinks cupboard.

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:20 pm

Salty wrote:

which foot?
we could do the three-legged race!!!

day 4 of the mystery foot injury:

still hurty but not as bad.....been doing the 'rice' thing but also a bit of work untill it snowed

all I can say is AYAZ!

It's me right foot. But it's better to-day, so just as well I had a moan straight away .

Excuse me but what's AYAZ? :uhoh:

For the untrendy among us, like....

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:23 pm

Pierrepoint wrote:

I'd recommend red wine and when you run out of that see if you've got any gin at the back of the drinks cupboard.

did that yesterday only with sherry, hence the bad gerrard video trick I played..... :grin:

Grabey, AYAZ is that sound you make when you hurt yerself...............AYAZ!!!!!!!!

you probably say OW! :wink:

PoolieBarnes · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:35 pm

It might be AYAZ in Saltburn, but in Hartlepool its AYATCH. :grin:

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:41 pm

In Durham, it's buggerit

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:46 pm

Grabec wrote:

I've knacked my foot, too, now, or at least a heavily overweight Newcastle person did, by inexplicably walking backwards.
Unlike Salty, I am very observant and notice the sources of my accidents :coool:

Well how come you never spotted a big geordie bloater dancing on your slingbacks then??

Salty · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 pm

PoolieBarnes wrote:

It might be AYAZ in Saltburn, but in Hartlepool its AYATCH. :grin:

thats my Teesside roots rearing its ugly head!

my half german friend says OWAH!

sometimes I use it too......

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:50 pm

The frogs say AIEeee-UH!!

Or sometimes "oh la la la la la la la la" which sounds I can't tell you how fookin' silly and/or gay.

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:55 pm

Spender wrote:

Grabec wrote:

I've knacked my foot, too, now, or at least a heavily overweight Newcastle person did, by inexplicably walking backwards.
Unlike Salty, I am very observant and notice the sources of my accidents :coool:

Well how come you never spotted a big geordie bloater dancing on your slingbacks then??

If you must know the big geordie bloater had just gone to take his seat on the train when, for reasons best known to himself, he quickly reversed again on to my foot.

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:59 pm

Richard Head wrote:

The frogs say AIEeee-UH!!.

Very similar to here. You can make your way around with four Chinese sounds.

Aie-ah!! (surprise)
Aie-or!! (disapproval)
Ah?? (pardon??)
Oh!! (OK)

Piece of piss!! :grin:

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:01 pm

Grabec wrote:

If you must know the big geordie bloater had just gone to take his seat on the train when, for reasons best known to himself, he quickly reversed again on to my foot.

Did you knack him?? :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:02 pm

Grabec wrote:

Spender wrote:

Grabec wrote:

I've knacked my foot, too, now, or at least a heavily overweight Newcastle person did, by inexplicably walking backwards.
Unlike Salty, I am very observant and notice the sources of my accidents :coool:

Well how come you never spotted a big geordie bloater dancing on your slingbacks then??

the big geordie bloater

RACIST!

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:04 pm

Spender wrote:

Grabec wrote:

If you must know the big geordie bloater had just gone to take his seat on the train when, for reasons best known to himself, he quickly reversed again on to my foot.

Did you knack him?? :wink:

I glared at him, Spender. That was enough. He quailed in a satisfying sort of way :grin:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:05 pm

Grabec wrote:

Spender wrote:

Grabec wrote:

If you must know the big geordie bloater had just gone to take his seat on the train when, for reasons best known to himself, he quickly reversed again on to my foot.

Did you knack him?? :wink:

I glared at him, Spender. That was enough. He quailed in a satisfying sort of way :grin:

He QUAILED? rolfl

Montpoolier · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:06 pm

The thing about AIEeee-UH is the louder you say the "UH" part at the end the more you are reproaching somebody. If you stub your toe, for example, the "UH" part is almost silent, but if you push a needle under someone's fingernail the response will sound more like aiee-UUUURRRRHHHHHHHHHH!

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:09 pm

Richard Head wrote:

The thing about AIEeee-UH is the louder you say the "UH" part at the end the more you are reproaching somebody. If you stub your toe, for example, the "UH" part is almost silent, but if you push a needle under someone's fingernail the response will sound more like aiee-UUUURRRRHHHHHHHHHH!

Surely it's underdoing it a bit to reproach a torturer? There must be a more appropriate syllable for that

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:13 pm

Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

He QUAILED? rolfl

Yes

Spender · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:16 pm

Aye and similarly, the longer the '-ahh' sound the bigger the surprise and the longer the '-orr' sound the more disapproval you're expressing.

The more you repeat 'oh' the more you understand, and the louder the 'ah?' the less you've heard.

Told yer!! Easy!! :grin:

Pierrepoint · **Joined:** Sat Jan 17, 2009 3:04 am **Posts:** 1723

"AYAHFOOKA" Is correct terminolgy in Hartlepudilianese

grabec · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:19 pm

Spender wrote:

Aye and similarly, the longer the '-ahh' sound the bigger the surprise and the longer the '-orr' sound the more disapproval you're expressing.

The more you repeat 'oh' the more you understand, and the louder the 'ah?' the less you've heard.

Told yer!! Easy!! :grin:

I didn't realise....... the Millhouse are bi-lingual :wink:

Cornelius Atweasle · **Posted:** Thu Feb 12, 2009 2:39 pm

Grabec wrote:

Spender wrote:

Aye and similarly, the longer the '-ahh' sound the bigger the surprise and the longer the '-orr' sound the more disapproval you're expressing.

The more you repeat 'oh' the more you understand, and the louder the 'ah?' the less you've heard.

Told yer!! Easy!! :grin:

I didn't realise....... the Millhouse are bi-lingual :wink:

Nice tongues. :wink:

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:08 pm

day 5 of the mystery foot injury:

does feel a bit better today thanks to...well.....you know how you crack your knuckles? well I can crack my ankle due to an old footy injury. so there I was watching telly and I cracked my ankle...decided to see if I could crack the troubled area, and lo! I could and although it hurt then, feels a bit better today, less pain and not as stiff [oo-er].....

what d'ya reckon?
ligament?
or bone?

parmopooly · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:19 pm

is your leg still attatched?

Salty · **Posted:** Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:36 pm

aye, just about....gotta clicky hip!

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