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Gibsons Beard
 Post subject: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 7:03 pm 
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...are not a patch on what they used to be. The window cleaners used to use them as ladders they were so friggin big.

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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Mon Oct 13, 2008 11:44 pm 
curly wurly's?!

far too extravagant
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Lord Smythe
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and wagon wheels?

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http://www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com/ ... p3?item=18

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Lord Smythe wrote:
and wagon wheels?



Have a look here and make your own, plenty of other snacks are available

http://www.pimpthatsnack.com/index.php


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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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Salty wrote:
curly wurly's?!

far too extravagant



15p man, come on, even you Saltburn lot can afford that!!
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 9:24 am 
MadJohn wrote:
Salty wrote:
curly wurly's?!

far too extravagant


what is your opinion regarding walnut whips?


Walnut whips no longer have a walnut inside the marshmallow. Neither do they do the old option of a coffee-flavoured version. Despite all this they cost 3 times as much money :evil:
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Matty_Robson's_Chin
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grabec wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
Salty wrote:
curly wurly's?!

far too extravagant


what is your opinion regarding walnut whips?


Walnut whips no longer have a walnut inside the marshmallow. Neither do they do the old option of a coffee-flavoured version. Despite all this they cost 3 times as much money :evil:



Where they not always perched on the top like?
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:51 pm 
Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
Salty wrote:
curly wurly's?!

far too extravagant



15p man, come on, even you Saltburn lot can afford that!!



cant find a youtube clip....

from wiki:
Mr. Dennis

A jumper-wearing, rather dull but highly strung newsagent and tobacconist, who doesn't stock Curly Wurlies as "they are far too elaborate". He is in cahoots with Lister, and they are both the co-founders of a consumer-product safety and hygiene standards group, NIPS. Mr. Dennis gets easily riled and at one point goes on a violent rampage around the set, punching Les and knocking Lister out.
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Mr Ripper
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Matty_Robson's_Chin wrote:
Where they not always perched on the top like?


That's how I remember them too.

But of course we're nowhere near as old as Ms G.

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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:51 pm 
hope thats clear now

also walnut whips are minging
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grabec
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:52 pm 
There was always one perched on the top, but also there used to be one inside, on the base of the pyramid, so that you got a nice crunchy last mouthful :coool:




Old people have the best memories....
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Mr Ripper
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grabec wrote:
There was always one perched on the top, but also there used to be one inside, on the base of the pyramid, so that you got a nice crunchy last mouthful :coool:


Nah.

That was crystalised poo hidden so that you thought it was a nut.

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Cornelius Atweasle
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Mr Ripper wrote:
grabec wrote:
There was always one perched on the top, but also there used to be one inside, on the base of the pyramid, so that you got a nice crunchy last mouthful :coool:


Nah.

That was crystalised poo hidden so that you thought it was a nut.


My first ever job was to provide the crystalised poo for wlanut whips and Toblerone. :coool:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:57 pm 
Mr Ripper wrote:
grabec wrote:
There was always one perched on the top, but also there used to be one inside, on the base of the pyramid, so that you got a nice crunchy last mouthful :coool:


Nah.

That was crystalised poo hidden so that you thought it was a nut.



Right, so......this will have been one of Cornelius' moonlighting episodes? confised
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 1:57 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Mr Ripper wrote:
grabec wrote:
There was always one perched on the top, but also there used to be one inside, on the base of the pyramid, so that you got a nice crunchy last mouthful :coool:


Nah.

That was crystalised poo hidden so that you thought it was a nut.


My first ever job was to provide the crystalised poo for wlanut whips and Toblerone. :coool:


Bloody hell, so I was right? :coool:
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Cornelius Atweasle
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Allow me to demonstrate......
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:04 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Allow me to demonstrate......


Erm, no...it's all right. Not for the world would I put you out, Cornelius

Besides, I've given up walnut whips as of 3 minutes ago :grin:
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Cornelius Atweasle
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grabec wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:
Allow me to demonstrate......


Erm, no...it's all right. Not for the world would I put you out, Cornelius

Besides, I've given up walnut whips as of 3 minutes ago :grin:


No trouble at all. I'm a bit egg-bound and sulphurous at the moment, but I'll manage. :wink:
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:22 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
Salty wrote:
also walnut whips are minging


You can blame Mr Dennis for that too :wink:

"I don't stock Curly-Wurlies as they are far too elaborate, however I do stock Walnut Whips. But what I do is take the nut from the top and replace it with pigeon lime which I scrape from my Reliant which lives under a sycamore tree"


No, no....the nut on the top is still there. It's the nut on the bottom...... :roll: :wink:
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Cornelius Atweasle
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grabec wrote:
MadJohn wrote:
Salty wrote:
also walnut whips are minging


You can blame Mr Dennis for that too :wink:

"I don't stock Curly-Wurlies as they are far too elaborate, however I do stock Walnut Whips. But what I do is take the nut from the top and replace it with pigeon lime which I scrape from my Reliant which lives under a sycamore tree"


No, no....the nut on the top is still there. It's the nut on the bottom...... :roll: :wink:


What about the spots on your bottom?
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grabec
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 2:28 pm 
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

What about the spots on your bottom?


What about you getting back to work, horrorcomic :evil:
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Cornelius Atweasle
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grabec wrote:
Cornelius Atweasle wrote:

What about the spots on your bottom?


What about you getting back to work, horrorcomic :evil:


Ok, Mrs Spottyarse! rolfl
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Salty
 Post subject: Re: Curly Wurlies now
PostPosted: Wed Oct 15, 2008 11:39 pm 
MadJohn wrote:
Salty wrote:
also walnut whips are minging


You can blame Mr Dennis for that too :wink:

"I don't stock Curly-Wurlies as they are far too elaborate, however I do stock Walnut Whips. But what I do is take the nut from the top and replace it with pigeon lime which I scrape from my Reliant which lives under a sycamore tree"


*bows down to mj's superior vic reeves knowledge*
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