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poolieinnottingham
 Post subject: I got on the bus the other day...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:12 pm 
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A fat bloke got on at the Gillen Arms.

He sat near the front.

For some reason, after a few stops he got up and lumbered to the back.

Whne he came to get off, he didn't bother standing up before the bus stopped.

Then he tried to get off in the middle, where there aren't any doors, so he had to waddle down the bus quickly.

What a rarf eh? :grin:

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raicase
 Post subject: Re: I got on the bus the other day...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 2:24 pm 
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Have you seen the new buses?

Like something out of Star Wars or something...

Well, Blakes 7 at least.

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 Post subject: Re: I got on the bus the other day...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:05 pm 
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Did he have a pie in each hand? If he did I know who you mean, fat lad, well know in the bakers on King Oswy shops rolfl



poolieinnottingham wrote:
A fat bloke got on at the Gillen Arms.

He sat near the front.

For some reason, after a few stops he got up and lumbered to the back.

Whne he came to get off, he didn't bother standing up before the bus stopped.

Then he tried to get off in the middle, where there aren't any doors, so he had to waddle down the bus quickly.

What a rarf eh? :grin:

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TickhillPoolie
 Post subject: Re: I got on the bus the other day...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 3:09 pm 
He was different though. Instead of pissing himself, he made everyone else piss themselves.
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no6bus
 Post subject: Re: I got on the bus the other day...
PostPosted: Tue Jun 10, 2008 5:40 pm 
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raicase wrote:
Have you seen the new buses?

Like something out of Star Wars or something...

Well, Blakes 7 at least.


aye and a pile of shite mind by the time people have stood looking at the scrolling display i have loaded up and am on my way :laugh:

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