A fat bloke got on at the Gillen Arms.

He sat near the front.

For some reason, after a few stops he got up and lumbered to the back.

Whne he came to get off, he didn't bother standing up before the bus stopped.

Then he tried to get off in the middle, where there aren't any doors, so he had to waddle down the bus quickly.

What a rarf eh?

Have you seen the new buses?

Like something out of Star Wars or something...

Well, Blakes 7 at least.

Did he have a pie in each hand? If he did I know who you mean, fat lad, well know in the bakers on King Oswy shops

He was different though. Instead of pissing himself, he made everyone else piss themselves.

aye and a pile of shite mind by the time people have stood looking at the scrolling display i have loaded up and am on my way