having been in exile for 25 years i think its time for some people on this bunker to own up.the last trip i orginised was torquay vs pools 1981/2 seaason bus,hotel,everythink.as the orginiser i was responsable for the substancial bill for damages in the hotel most of which was for damp mattresses.so after all these years is any one willing to own up i have a few suspect,s in mind confesion would be welcome

I've heard about that bus trip and also heard that frankiedourememberme was prone to the odd little 'accident' during the night !

Not guilty, I was otherwise engaged. My chief suspects would be Frankie, John Darwin and Kev.

Hang on!!! I remember our mutial friend telling me about the matrasses and that, mind you he was drunk when he was telling me, mind you Frankie never sober that much when i see him,sure he told me that mouldy old dough did more matrasses than him!!! which is a wonder

kev mac's excuse was he couldn't drink water from anywhere but hpool, so he carried bottles of it everywhere. After damping down he said "someone must av sneaked in my room and poured the water all over his matress". needless to say he tried to blame me, but we all knew it was just he's excuse to get out of it

i must admit the one excuse that i will never foget was that of mouldy he said he was fitted up always kept a bottle of h,pool water next cos he could only drink h,pool water,,,,,poolie through& through,,,somone poured it on his bed he said,,,classic

he might be right,torquay is,nt that where fawlty towers is?

3 pint wonder from the back room in the causeway that could have been any one in there apart from me

barshears

Me??

I never went to Torquay in 1982!!

It was a fit up by frankie and jock.
I still have a bad back because of that damp mattress and still to this day Hartlepool water travels with me as for the damages you must have been dizzy jock i squared you up with 50 bar the next day.



By the way Are we still barred out of torquay.

You guys need a good kick in the nuts.

that was a pleasant first post ian

thank you

is this jock you talk of possibly the one who drove a minbus to lincoln for the first game of the season in 88

it was not me sorry

You always blamed frankie.

hey Jock does your leg start to shake like Frankie's just before you damp down!!!!
When I was growing up I though Frankie invented the water bed!!!

Frankie was the man who invented the trouser fountain. He could irrigate Ethiopia without removing his skivvies.

From what his mr's say's its not much of a fountain

everybody knows frankie & mouldy where guilty,but there where 15 damp mattrasses on that bill, they could not have damped them all. or was there somthink more sinister to that weekend. allways wondered who was swinging in that palm tree that ended up in the swimming pool

???? mouldy???? how big is your suitcase when you go on holiday for a week or two with all that water

you go away for a week and a new clique is formed of those what cant control their bladders!!

I would have to give serious thought to packing in the booze if I started to piss myself after a night on the piss, but fair play to these lads, they have battled through and not let it stop them!

Was actually on the coach myself. Its the best weekend I have had away watching football. If i remember correctly we left early on sunday with a police escort and also we all chipped in towards the bill if memory serves me right

Jockthemonkey must have made some money out of that trip, if Mouldy old dough coughed up 50 bar and everyone else chipped in for 15 damp mattresses, and no doubt frankiedourememberme will have paid up front for his.
Making it a nice little earner.

How do you think jock became an exile to that tax haven in holland.

Salty do you want an application form??

mebbe one day Kev!!!

why dont you all just kick yourself in the nuts?

Be quiet Martin.