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Sex in the garden

Postby Snowy » Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:02 pm

Sitting in the sun after putting some fencing up and there’s a very, very strange noise coming over from next doors fence…..what’s going on over there says the wife, have a look…… so I saunter over casually ..walk up to the fence and before my very eyes see they’re having it away hammer and togs……the noise was horrendous and the wife said do something, so I thought fuck it, get the hose out,fuck em the dirty sods… this is well out of order …they’re a fucking nuisance wood pigeons when they have their nest ready. :angry-tappingfoot: :laugh:
It’s what he does….. he’s a terrier.
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Postby Bluestreak » Mon Jul 07, 2025 4:46 pm

I had a couple of gulls at it the other day on the flat. I am sure the male was shouting "of course i love ya! :lol:
If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck it is probably a duck!
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Postby Grayhoundend » Mon Jul 07, 2025 6:36 pm

Bluestreak wrote:I had a couple of gulls at it the other day on the flat. I am sure the male was shouting "of course i love ya! :lol:


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Re: Sex in the garden

Postby Kettering Poolie » Tue Jul 08, 2025 12:14 am

:laugh: We've all been there- I know I have! bbolt
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Re: Sex in the garden

Postby accrington fan » Tue Jul 08, 2025 9:42 am

Kettering Poolie wrote::laugh: We've all been there- I know I have! bbolt

or would have liked to have been if it wasn,t for bloody hay fever.
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