Getting bored

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

And got thinking how this horrible season could easily have been a playoff season. Had Raj listened to us and got rid of Sarly one month earlier or pushed Mr.Burns back to his care home one month earlier the playoffs were a very real genuine possibility. This season we had one good team Barnet two semi good teams York & FGR. The rest apart from Sunday league team Ebbsfleet are about the same. I have put together some figures that show why we could have finished in the playoffs. Here you can see the form from last 5 games.
OLDHAM W1 D3 L1 F4 A 5 POINTS 6
HALIFAX W2 D1 L2 F4 A3 POINTS 7
HEED W0 D0 L5 F2 A10 POINTS 0
ROCHDALE W1 D2 L2 F7 A9 POINTS 5
ALTRINCHAM W0 D1 L4 F2 A8 POINTS 1
SOUTHEND W2 D2 L1 F8 A9 POINTS 8
TAMWORTH W4 D1 LO F13 A5 POINTS 13
ALDERSHOT W4 D1 L0 F12 A6 POINTS 13
POOLS W1 D2 L2 F7 A 6 POINTS 5
Gateshead got 0 points / Alty only 1 /Rochdale 5 / Oldham 6 / Halifax 7 / Oldham 8. So that's the so called good teams and they have all fell apart. We got only 5 points from 5 games when the biggest critics must admit we deserved something from all these games. How did we not beat Altringham ( they are shit we missed chances galore and allowed them to steal the 3 points ). The two draws we created bags of chances and dominated but only got 2 points. And in the York game we definitely deserved at least a point. Imagine what a wonderful position we should be in now just going by those 5 games alone. The division is full of average teams and if Raj had done either above mentioned actions I am convinced we could have walked into a playoff place despite a terrible season. I am beginning to believe that Smithers is doing a grand job overall and should have had the job earlier. It's looking like this will be one of the lowest ever points tally to gain a playoff place.
What did surprise me is the form of Tamworth ( loyal tipped them to get relegated after the Pools win ) and Aldershot ( Tommy was really poorly and results showed ) but he returned and this fired the team to some amazing form similar to when Sir Cyril died. Both these teams have a very real chance now against all the odds. But once again we look like missing out through incompetence by that clown Raj. rakxe

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

I get the awful feeling we have some dodgy programme on some dodgy computer that ‘got wet’ once and has been used to choose every manager since Challinor.
And brains operating it that don’t have a brain

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18756

Snowy wrote:

I get the awful feeling we have some dodgy programme on some dodgy computer that ‘got wet’ once and has been used to choose every manager since Challinor.
And brains operating it that don’t have a brain

or the last name out in a raffle.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

Rumour has it it’s a parrot who picks balls out.

Kenny Bottles · **Joined:** Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:00 pm **Posts:** 703

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kettering Poolie · **Posted:** Wed Mar 26, 2025 8:58 pm

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

Kenny Bottles · **Joined:** Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:00 pm **Posts:** 703

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

loyal_fan · **Joined:** Mon Aug 15, 2022 7:15 pm **Posts:** 3683

Snowy wrote:

Rumour has it it’s a parrot who picks balls out.

Well we have certainly hired a cock or two

Grayhoundend · **Joined:** Tue Aug 19, 2014 12:13 pm **Posts:** 6589

Snowy wrote:

Rumour has it it’s a parrot who picks balls out.

No such rumour, Or i would have posted it :laugh:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

accrington fan · **Joined:** Wed Jan 20, 2016 3:22 pm **Posts:** 18756

loyal_fan wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Rumour has it it’s a parrot who picks balls out.

Well we have certainly hired a cock or two

yes, cocks with no balls.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

accrington fan wrote:

loyal_fan wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Rumour has it it’s a parrot who picks balls out.

Well we have certainly hired a cock or two

yes, cocks with no balls.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

We should have a whip round and buy a dozen plastic buckets to send to King Jamie in Thailand Village. He PM me last night asking if we could help out. Apparently they only have buckets made from bamboo and when a fire occurs they fill the buckets from the single tap in the centre of the village and run as fast as possible to put out the fire. Unfortunately 90% of the water leaks out through the bamboo making it almost impossible for his people to put these fires out. :laugh:

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 6964

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

Leggie couldn’t wind a clock up, he would try and end up winding it the wrong way and breaking the spring, he doesn’t know his ar** from his elbow most of the time, too many tinnies frying his brain I suspect.

Kenny Bottles · **Joined:** Sat Feb 10, 2018 5:00 pm **Posts:** 703

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

We should have a whip round and buy a dozen plastic buckets to send to King Jamie in Thailand Village. He PM me last night asking if we could help out. Apparently they only have buckets made from bamboo and when a fire occurs they fill the buckets from the single tap in the centre of the village and run as fast as possible to put out the fire. Unfortunately 90% of the water leaks out through the bamboo making it almost impossible for his people to put these fires out. :laugh:

Aye, it won't be long before the locals christen him Nob Geldof.

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

Kenny Bottles wrote:

We should have a whip round and buy a dozen plastic buckets to send to King Jamie in Thailand Village. He PM me last night asking if we could help out. Apparently they only have buckets made from bamboo and when a fire occurs they fill the buckets from the single tap in the centre of the village and run as fast as possible to put out the fire. Unfortunately 90% of the water leaks out through the bamboo making it almost impossible for his people to put these fires out. :laugh:

Aye, it won't be long before the locals christen him Nob Geldof.[/quote]
He’s bought a boat on the Changtwang River…. It’s a ‘modernised ‘ Bovril boat…refurbished and advertised locally as the ‘Funnel of Lust’..clothes optional.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

We should have a whip round and buy a dozen plastic buckets to send to King Jamie in Thailand Village. He PM me last night asking if we could help out. Apparently they only have buckets made from bamboo and when a fire occurs they fill the buckets from the single tap in the centre of the village and run as fast as possible to put out the fire. Unfortunately 90% of the water leaks out through the bamboo making it almost impossible for his people to put these fires out. :laugh:

Aye, it won't be long before the locals christen him Nob Geldof.[/quote]

:laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

Jamie1952 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

Leggie couldn’t wind a clock up, he would try and end up winding it the wrong way and breaking the spring, he doesn’t know his ar** from his elbow most of the time, too many tinnies frying his brain I suspect.

So says the master of wit and repartee.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Jamie1952 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Kenny Bottles wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

Leggie couldn’t wind a clock up, he would try and end up winding it the wrong way and breaking the spring, he doesn’t know his ar** from his elbow most of the time, too many tinnies frying his brain I suspect.

Fooking hell jungle Jamie once I post a quote and once again you copy it on another post. Can you not quote something without copying its getting boring now. Get your own script writer you tree swinging G-String wearing freak. :laugh:

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 6964

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

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Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

[/quote]

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

[/quote]

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

[/quote]

Leggie couldn’t wind a clock up, he would try and end up winding it the wrong way and breaking the spring, he doesn’t know his ar** from his elbow most of the time, too many tinnies frying his brain I suspect.[/quote]

Fooking hell jungle Jamie once I post a quote and once again you copy it on another post. Can you not quote something without copying its getting boring now. Get your own script writer you tree swinging G-String wearing freak. :laugh:

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Sorry to disappoint you Leggie I don’t wear a g string, too sweaty here they get stuck in your bum, you appear to know a lot about g strings, sounds like you have a fetish for them as you keep mentioning them.
The title of this topic is ‘Getting Bored’ Leggie as I mentioned in another post you have around 30% of the topics on the first page with umpteen replies, do you ever put your phone/tablet down ?
I think you are very disappointed I didn’t respond to another one of your topics ‘ £22 million Black Hole’ which you deliberately posted to try and wind me up, sorry to disappoint you it didn’t. It created so much interest there were only 7 replies, you need to try harder next time Leggie.
I noticed a bit of venom and hatred in the last sentence Leggie, you need to calm down, do I detect a bit of envy again ?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

You have a talent….for self deception.

Jamie1952 · **Joined:** Fri Jul 15, 2011 3:56 pm **Posts:** 6964

Snowy wrote:

You have a talent….for self deception.

Thanks for the compliment Snowy, you don’t often give compliments out.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Jamie1952 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

[/quote]

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

[/quote]

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

[/quote]

Leggie couldn’t wind a clock up, he would try and end up winding it the wrong way and breaking the spring, he doesn’t know his ar** from his elbow most of the time, too many tinnies frying his brain I suspect.[/quote]

Fooking hell jungle Jamie once I post a quote and once again you copy it on another post. Can you not quote something without copying its getting boring now. Get your own script writer you tree swinging G-String wearing freak. :laugh:

[/quote]

Sorry to disappoint you Leggie I don’t wear a g string, too sweaty here they get stuck in your bum, you appear to know a lot about g strings, sounds like you have a fetish for them as you keep mentioning them.
The title of this topic is ‘Getting Bored’ Leggie as I mentioned in another post you have around 30% of the topics on the first page with umpteen replies, do you ever put your phone/tablet down ?
I think you are very disappointed I didn’t respond to another one of your topics ‘ £22 million Black Hole’ which you deliberately posted to try and wind me up, sorry to disappoint you it didn’t. It created so much interest there were only 7 replies, you need to try harder next time Leggie.
I noticed a bit of venom and hatred in the last sentence Leggie, you need to calm down, do I detect a bit of envy again ?[/quote]

You asked to respond to your" GOOD PISS TAKE " Jamie Jamie Jamie oh dear.

This is your version of a " GOOD PISS TAKE " what I see is someone with no humour infact zero humour. I can't stop rolling with laughter :laughing-rolling:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

Jamie1952 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

You have a talent….for self deception.

Thanks for the compliment Snowy, you don’t often give compliments out.

English is obviously your third language if you think that’s a compliment.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Jamie1952 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

You have a talent….for self deception.

Thanks for the compliment Snowy, you don’t often give compliments out.

English is obviously your third language if you think that’s a compliment.

Careful Snowy he might reply with a " GOOD PISS TAKE " using his funny as fook sense of humour. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Jamie1952 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

You have a talent….for self deception.

Thanks for the compliment Snowy, you don’t often give compliments out.

English is obviously your third language if you think that’s a compliment.

Careful Snowy he might reply with a " GOOD PISS TAKE " using his funny as fook humour. :laugh:

I’d better strap my ribs up then just in case I get terminal laughing syndrome. :laugh:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Leggie43 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

Jamie1952 wrote:

Snowy wrote:

You have a talent….for self deception.

Thanks for the compliment Snowy, you don’t often give compliments out.

English is obviously your third language if you think that’s a compliment.

Careful Snowy he might reply with a " GOOD PISS TAKE " using his funny as fook humour. :laugh:

I’d better strap my ribs up then just in case I get terminal laughing syndrome. :laugh:

That had me laughing so hard I started coughing. :laugh:

Take note Jamie that's real humour. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

Jamie1952 wrote:

I think you are very disappointed I didn’t respond to another one of your topics ‘ £22 million Black Hole’ which you deliberately posted to try and wind me up, sorry to disappoint you it didn’t. It created so much interest there were only 7 replies, you need to try harder next time Leggie.
I noticed a bit of venom and hatred in the last sentence Leggie, you need to calm down, do I detect a bit of envy again ?

Er…you just replied to the post you say you didn’t reply to….so you have actually replied . :laugh:

And…you mention ‘Envy’.. have a look in your mirror.

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Snowy wrote:

Jamie1952 wrote:

I think you are very disappointed I didn’t respond to another one of your topics ‘ £22 million Black Hole’ which you deliberately posted to try and wind me up, sorry to disappoint you it didn’t. It created so much interest there were only 7 replies, you need to try harder next time Leggie.
I noticed a bit of venom and hatred in the last sentence Leggie, you need to calm down, do I detect a bit of envy again ?

Er…you just replied to the post you say you didn’t reply to….so you have actually replied . :laugh:

And…you mention ‘Envy’.. have a look in your mirror.

Despite the obvious fact me and Jamie don't get on I would be well pissed off if he ever left the site. He gives me hours and hours of laughter indirectly due to other posters humorous replies to him. I honestly don't think he knows how much we enjoy the ride on the " Jamie Jungle Roller Coaster " . :laugh:

Leggie43 · **Joined:** Wed Apr 15, 2020 4:55 am **Posts:** 7286

Jamie1952 wrote:

Waiting for my bestie Jamie to get his arse out of bed. :laugh:

Maybe it was still dark, and he had no fresh batteries for his "magic torch".

[/quote]

Kenny the more I read your posts the more you make me laugh mate. :laugh:

[/quote]

You've gorra have a laugh these days mate or you'll go friggin' mental.

Besides, you regularly return the favour when you're winding-up the Ding of Siam.

[/quote]

Leggie couldn’t wind a clock up, he would try and end up winding it the wrong way and breaking the spring, he doesn’t know his ar** from his elbow most of the time, too many tinnies frying his brain I suspect.[/quote]

Fooking hell jungle Jamie once I post a quote and once again you copy it on another post. Can you not quote something without copying its getting boring now. Get your own script writer you tree swinging G-String wearing freak. :laugh:

[/quote]

Sorry to disappoint you Leggie I don’t wear a g string, too sweaty here they get stuck in your bum, you appear to know a lot about g strings, sounds like you have a fetish for them as you keep mentioning them.
The title of this topic is ‘Getting Bored’ Leggie as I mentioned in another post you have around 30% of the topics on the first page with umpteen replies, do you ever put your phone/tablet down ?
I think you are very disappointed I didn’t respond to another one of your topics ‘ £22 million Black Hole’ which you deliberately posted to try and wind me up, sorry to disappoint you it didn’t. It created so much interest there were only 7 replies, you need to try harder next time Leggie.
I noticed a bit of venom and hatred in the last sentence Leggie, you need to calm down, do I detect a bit of envy again ?[/quote]

" Sorry Leggie I don't wear a g- string. Too sweaty here they get stuck in your bum ". :laugh:

So obviously you have worn them in the past then to know that. :laugh:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 36216

Aye, he’s like a semi house trained Lion Tamer with one arm, a glass eye, a hand carved ear and a cheek of his left arse missing and claims the Lion never got anywhere near him…of course it didn’t :laugh:

Getting bored

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