The Poolie Bunker

You have a PM.

Got it and PMed you back.

Theresa May?

Not for me Bish, mine is Bernard Cazeneuve.

Thanks for the reply, Ed. If you do make it across for the Doncaster match, I'd look forward to that - a pint, that is, not the match.

If I remember right, your grandfather, the club secretary, used to send out the club Christmas card with a Shakespearean quotation.
How about this from King Lear?
" Thou art a boil, a plague sore, an embossed carbuncle in my corrupted blood."
Now who could he send that to and which word would you replace "blood" with ?

Club for blood, dedicate it to Gary and the bard has nailed it.

I'll drop you a line if I do get over. I've got full family permission in place so it just depends on work and flights.