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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 07, 2006 11:49 am 
Who....the 14 year old dwarf???? :? :?
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Er-indoors has said he has only resigned from his post he held in the health service and not as our MP.

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I didn't bloody vote for him - don't be offensive OSP
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So if I didn't vote him, Cowboy didn't, Dibbs didn't and Mad John didn't how the hell was he elected, don't these people know who we are :evil:
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i did :sweet:
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Did I vote for him?

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I voted for Micky Nelson.
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chip fireball wrote:
thats the one. she seemed really nice. very cheeky smile. we even agreed to put some delightful orange diamonds in our windows for her. how funny would it have been if she had won and wiped the smug grin off the irritating little tw@t?


I'd have wiped her bum with my tongue.

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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
If she'd actually been from Hartlepool she'd have waltzed it.


Aye.

I didn't vote for her, I just considered licking her out.

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Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
We worked out that we were related, 5 times removed! :grin:


So you're related to a Loid?

She was probably gagging for a bit of action with you once that she knew that you were family.

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Neither did I.

And I never would.


So why are you bothered then?
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poolpower
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looks like he got in by just my vote then :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM EITHER...but I do respect his reason for resigning, which was about the Hospital.
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he is an anonymous little chap who is now trying to gain attention as he has done fook all other than put on some fookin goggles in the paper the other night that made him look like a constipated oompa loopma wearing spectacles.

He were at my bairns school handing out balloons near voting and the tool asked if my daughter wanted a balloon - i proudly told him to welcome to the board she's not old enough or stupid enough to vote for you - which led to his sad little fookin cronies (why help someone get elected and earn countless and then fookin forget about you and the town you wanted him to help ) ushering him awaylike he were 'the chosen one' - wife knows him and likes him and went off it with me - but i is past caring with politicians trying to get the vote of the thick and confused by sticking a balloon in a bairns hand and the parent'll say 'im voting for him he gave our courtney/kyle/bailey/brandon/takeyourfookinpickofstoopidnames a ballonn.

welcome to the board and do something important and relevant and get started with representing your consituency and if i see you again when i'm with the missus i'm not just gonna go to the ATM whilst you exchange nicities i'm going to tell you to sort yourself and this town out.

Katcha for MP. rage

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MutleyRules
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Well said Mr.Katcha!!!!

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MutleyRules
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I DIDN'T VOTE FOR HIM EITHER...but I do respect his reason for resigning, which was about the Hospital.


Yeah just like when they jumped on the Hospital bandwagon after John Bloom done all the hard work!!!!

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poolpower
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it wont matter either way
the hospital is doomed and we will all have to travel to Wynyard to visit the new one
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aye rage

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Mr Ripper wrote:
Elvis Costellos Glasses wrote:
If she'd actually been from Hartlepool she'd have waltzed it.


Aye.

I didn't vote for her, I just considered licking her out.


haha ditto

i didnt vote for that idiot new labour idiot either and you are an idiot if you did

well said mr katcha as well, very eloquently put.
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