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Walsallmom
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How sleazy are strip clubs?
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SaigonSaddler
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Walsallmom
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Very :sweeeet:


should have known you would know :wink:

am not a happy bunny today rage
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Walsallmom wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:
Very :sweeeet:


should have known you would know :wink:

am not a happy bunny today rage


Well you aren't a happy bunny any day are you?? I've seen your picture and you aren't a rabbit. :roll: :razz:
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Pooliekev wrote:
Walsallmom wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:
Very :sweeeet:


should have known you would know :wink:

am not a happy bunny today rage


Well you aren't a happy bunny any day are you?? I've seen your picture and you aren't a rabbit. :roll: :razz:


rage rage rage don't you upset me too :roll:
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But it's mothers day - haven't your children treated you today?
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yeah, kids spoiled me today, lots o f nice pressies :grin:

it's men that upset me rage
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Hawklord
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This may help:

Some things in life are bad
They can really make you mad
Other things just make you swear and curse.
When you're chewing on life's gristle
Don't grumble, give a whistle
And this'll help things turn out for the best...

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...

If life seems jolly rotten
There's something you've forgotten
And that's to laugh and smile and dance and sing.
When you're feeling in the dumps
Don't be silly chumps
Just purse your lips and whistle - that's the thing.

And...always look on the bright side of life...
Always look on the light side of life...
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Walsallmom
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awww thank you, :grin:

do you know a good hitman? lol
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Sorry, I don't know any hitmen, good or bad.
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Cowboy
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What's he done like?

Attended a strip joint without authorisation perhaps?
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Walsallmom
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Cowboy wrote:
What's he done like?

Attended a strip joint without authorisation perhaps?


long story I can't post on here cos of the other Saddlers. but in a round about way yeah rage
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Cowboy wrote:
What's he done like?

Attended a strip joint without authorisation perhaps?


oh i do hope this is not one of those.......its ok for me to go on hen nights to see chipendales???? etc etc but you CANT...ITS NOT RIGHT....IF YOU LOVED ME YOU WUDNT NEED TO SEE THOSE........GIRLS?????......
Type scenarios .....please tell me its not that.....but i think it cud be

rolfl rolfl rolfl

unless of cors he got on stage with them refred

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I've no idea, not spoke to him since rage don't intend to either.
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Walsallmom wrote:
I've no idea, not spoke to him since rage don't intend to either.


Oh well, that'll sort it. :roll:

Leave an atmosphere of simmering resentment instead of talking the whole thing through. stpid
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Walsallmom
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Pooliekev wrote:
Walsallmom wrote:
I've no idea, not spoke to him since rage don't intend to either.


Oh well, that'll sort it. :roll:

Leave an atmosphere of simmering resentment instead of talking the whole thing through. stpid


It's not as simple as that :roll:
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Spender
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Well you'll have to have words eventually??
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:58 am 
Walsallmom wrote:
How sleazy are strip clubs?


They aren't very sleazy these days because they usually have a no touching rule!!!! :evil: banghead
Backstreet Pub Strippers are much better....sometimes they even sit on your knee!!!! :shock: :grin:
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Walsallmom wrote:
How sleazy are strip clubs?


They aren't very sleazy these days because they usually have a no touching rule!!!! :evil: banghead
Backstreet Pub Strippers are much better....sometimes they even sit on your knee!!!! :shock: :grin:



oh great :evil: just what I didn't want to hear
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MutleyRules
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: ....Sorry!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Backstreet Pub Strippers are much better....sometimes they even shit on your knee!!!!


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:laugh: clappp :laugh:
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Is little miss oestrogen in town at the moment? So he went to a strip club... and the problem is what? Unless he got off with her then get over it woman. Even when individuals from the audience are invited up on stage its a matter of being shamed up there, no one does it by choice because you know you're going to get seriously embarrassed.

Get over it woman!
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MutleyRules
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Women are much worse than men when they go to see Strippers!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
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wish I hadn't asked now :uhoh:

if it was my other half I wouldn't have had a problem with it, but it wasn't and I do rage
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So who was it? brother, son, brother in law?
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Live in lesbian lover?? :roll:
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Don't want to say anything now, your assumptions are far more interesting than the truth :uhoh:
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Strippers are great, but you can't beat the real thing......full-on Thai bar whores! :grin:
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Strippers are great, but you can't beat the real thing......full-on Thai bar whores! :grin:


might know you owuld add your 2 pence worth :roll:

can't say anything now cos you know who I am moaning about :uhoh:
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wasn't westie! surely not he was a good clean living lad when he was up here.....

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Walsallmom wrote:
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Strippers are great, but you can't beat the real thing......full-on Thai bar whores! :grin:


might know you owuld add your 2 pence worth :roll:

can't say anything now cos you know who I am moaning about :uhoh:


Yes I use prostitutes, but they have to be cheap.
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sukki-fukki-fiftee-dollaah-velly cheap velly creen velly niiice

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sukki-fukki-fiftee-dollaah-velly cheap velly creen velly niiice


fiftee dowaah me no like, me go cheep-cheep bar for fife dowaah, not so creen though.......
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SaigonSaddler wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
sukki-fukki-fiftee-dollaah-velly cheap velly creen velly niiice


fiftee dowaah me no like, me go cheep-cheep bar for fife dowaah, not so creen though.......


don't you dare sit by me in the Saddlers then :wink:
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Walsallmom wrote:
SaigonSaddler wrote:
parmopooly wrote:
sukki-fukki-fiftee-dollaah-velly cheap velly creen velly niiice


fiftee dowaah me no like, me go cheep-cheep bar for fife dowaah, not so creen though.......


don't you dare sit by me in the Saddlers then :wink:


It's ok I wear plastic pants now :wink:
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it's ok everybody you will be relieved to know it's all sorted :wink:
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Oh just a week then??

Israel and Egypt managed to conduct a full scale war in less time than that... :roll: :roll:

Birds eh?? :evil:
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Pooliekev wrote:
Oh just a week then??

Israel and Egypt managed to conduct a full scale war in less time than that... :roll: :roll:

Birds eh?? :evil:


It's not my fault it took him that long to apologise :roll:
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Aye, it always seems to me, that sorry seems to be the heardest word. :roll:
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