The Poolie Bunker

My mrs is complaining that i was pissed when I came back in, and even more so when I opened my first can :sweet:

ME! I'm mortal now!

Good!!!! :sweet:

Let's see who can get the most pissed and post the most bollox!!!! :sweet:

Hold on....here's Mr.Salt....we have a winner!!!!

I've had half a botte of brandy and half a bottle of vodka! I'm FUCKED.

I've had 2 pints of John Smiths and 2 bottles of Girly Alchopops and now I'm on the John Smiths & Woodpecker!!!!

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Plus I've got the house to myself with The Blaggers blasting!!!! :sweet: :sweet:

No, I'm on call


But I had a good scoop last night, and felt the very very ill this morning

sad

So far..... 6 pints of John Smiths, 4 bottles of Magners, sups of brandy, morgan spice and cheap asda brandy, and... currently 2 bottles of Chardonnay and counting.

Good going that Chunky
Our lass went out last night, came back about midnight and I was much more pissed than she was. Just drank very strong belgian beer, listened to Magazine and Ian Dury and danced around the kitchen.
Tonight I'm gonna finish a bottle of red wine and thats it.

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I'm going upstairs now to fetch a CD down!!!! :sweet: :sweet: :sweet:

I bought some Guinness this mornin,our lass says "Ill take this out the back"(where the fridge is) Tonight I goes out the back & theres all my Guinness,ON TOP OF THE FECKIN FRIDGE

Couldn't find one....my CD's are allover....they use to be in alphabetical order!!!!

But I found these 2 which will do for now....





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i must admit when im pissed in the house i miss a dance, bring back the gemini

The Gem Thursday night....better than sex!!!! :sweet: :sweet:

I remember one time me and a mate came back from Stockton after seeing Jazz Jamaica and went to the Gem....I bought a Jazz jamaica CD and the DJ put a song on for me (just after something like Nirvana) off the CD which was very 'Jazzy'....people were still dancing!!!!

:sweet: :sweet:

yes wednesdays must deffo be giro day in the town as we used to go in bogart) 42 downstairs on a wednesday night and in the gemini every saturday night. oh happy days

Well into 3rd bottle of Chardonnay and plenty more sups of Morgan spice.

Is I the most pissed yet?

Think you may be just behind Mr OO, who should have passed out by now

Getting there though

Mr.Salty must be unconcious!!!!

AND HE WEARS A TIE TO THE MATCH

I HAVE PROOF

I want to see the proof!!!! :sweet:

well i've just got in. i, dimisgloves and poolsfan have been singing poolie till i die and we're gonna win the league in borer town centre(at the top of my vocal range lol). i'm fookin hammered and happy. now listening to the smiths.

life is good !!!!!!!!!!!!

Wont last long listening those miserable shites

I had about 8 pints of Stella on friday night and went in Jax - I dunno if it was cos I was mashed but it was really good in there, good mix of music, nice atmosphere, and some truly lovely looking young chicks.

just waiting for the right moment

I very nearly was!!

gig right, promoter gives us 2 crates of ale as 1 band aint showed up, so we get it.....go on to do the gig - 2 songs in guitars knacked up,no spare....3rd band has nashed off already so no sub guitar to be seen!!

2 songs-2crates....12 bottles per song per man!! :sweet:
bass player left to go to a 'do', so we had his an all!!

then went round Boro, I can remember 2 double jack n cokes and a double rum and coke...but thats it, aparantly we had more back at dans house....

great night all in all

oh yeah , I sang 2 little boys during the guitar fuck-up!!! :sweet:

aye and there's witnesses.



just dont tell chip fireball

would it surprise you's to learn that I still have the same jumper/shirt/tie combo on now....?!