The Poolie Bunker

Excellent letter in the Mail today..

Concurring with the above. Excellent well written and must surely open a lot more eyes to the situation.

Well done Bob.

There's one entitled 'Jump On The Bang Wagon' which I thought was probably Mr fetish but it turned out to be someone called Kath Stirling.

Has he had the op then??

Here you go I kept a copy as emailed it.

COME ON BE PART OF POOLS.

Hartlepool FC are offering season tickets at £100 if they sell 4000. This is a chance for the people of the town to support their team and at an affordable price. £100 for adult, £50 for children and all tickets sold count towards the 4000. A parent and child can have a day out for £6:51, where else can you have a day out and 23 times in the season for that amount per day.

To those 10,000 who went to Sunderland ,those 18,000 who went to cardiff this is your chance to be part of a full season, and maybe part of more days like those two. If you went to Cardiff to support Pools you probably spent more than £100 to do so, ticket, fuel, food, programme etc. Well now you can support Pools 23 times for what that day cost. A day that everyone who went will remember.

As a season ticket holder you will get first option on anymore big games maybe watching the players pit thier skills against a premier league team in one of the cup competitions, being part of a full house at the Vic as we try to do a giant killing and knowing as a season ticket holder you will be there. If we sell 4000 and we do draw a big team and you don't have a season ticket your chances of watching some big team goes down you will have to queue on a first come first serve basis and there will only be 2500 or so tickets available to home fans.

This is your chance to be part of a great offer a chance to show IOR the town wants their football team, a chance to have days out at a resonable and afforable cost.

A chance to get back to football live and 23 games, for the cost of watching premier league teams for 2 months on Sky TV. A day out with the kids , a place to meet people who share the same love of a team to be part of something that football on the TV doesn't offer, Come on the people of Hartlepool it makes sense a day at the Vic gives you all the emotions and more than watching a game on the TV. IOR have made it affordable they're giving the game back to the people.

I'm going to Pools are you.

Have you had the Op to have the chair removed yet. i read that thread for the first time last night, classic.

Quite good for you and about time you did something to get these tickets sold.

Compliment of TPP, bout as rare as rocking horse s**t

No, mate, the missus bought it for me as a birthday present and so it's become like luggage. I'll probably die in it. My parting thought will be that bloody thread...

RIP Pooliekev, the man with the shit coloured chair, covered in cockroaches while watching gay porn on his wife's computer with a penis extender, a green dildo, a bin full of soiled tissues, a shit stained skirting board, mucky nets and an adjustable spanner on the bed next to him. Not dead, just sleeping.

It's going to have to be a big headstone......

Fookers.

I'm surprised no one else has asked yet, have you got your season ticket Kev?

Yes, I'll get one just for the publicity to help Simmo out. Maybe give it the final push sort of thing, hopefully.

Well Done!!

Another good bit of publicity.

Hopefully persuade any people stalling to get theirs as soon as possible.

3 days before someone sends a negative response to Bobs letter.

Good effort though, I the club should give you your £100 back as soon as the sales pass 3000 because you've put more graft in that any ad campaign could.

Cracking letter Bob - well said, and anyone who disagrees with it can go to hell and burn on the everlasting wheel of fire while having their balls eaten by ticks and cockroaches running up their nose and eating them from the inside out

some people will pay good money to have that done to them

Whats the going rate for that then I might try it.

Cracking letter Bob, a refreshing change from the Alsop and Mclure monotouny.

Totally agree with others - excellent letter Bob - great effort - agree with all the points you have made.

I can't wait till next season, I really thin the season ticket campaign is going to pick up in momentum in the next weekor so - onwards and upwards..!

If we make 4000, the £100 milestone, 3999 people owe Fetish a pint from their money saved, fantastic job

The Alsop shite in the Mail the opther night I found hard to stomach, as not 7 months ago, after MW's shaky start, he was slagging the Club off in the same letters page. NOW he wants people to buy S/t's....is he on drugs? Two-Faced git.

I believe the term he used was 'heading for oblivion' which the Mail helpfully chose as the headline on the letters page!

Bit like his bowling for the last 5 years of his cricketing career, all over the shop.