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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
 Post subject: Can anybody help me
PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:09 pm 
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I've got a heavy cold and it feels like it's turning into man Flu.. I'me finding it difficult to smoke and haven't fancied a can for days....Anyone got a good remedy sctatchinghead
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PostPosted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:11 pm 
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Beer and fags

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Sussex07 wrote:
I've got a heavy cold and it feels like it's turning into man Flu.. I'me finding it difficult to smoke and haven't fancied a can for days....Anyone got a good remedy sctatchinghead


You're turning into a southern puff.... sorry I forgot you already are one!

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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
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Get some Beechams Powders down ya', they always work for me.

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born toulouse
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 9:40 am 
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Try my gran's special cure*

A nice big mug of warm arsenic followed by a bottle of vodka and 50 paracetamol should sort you out Sussex.
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*Previously sold under the name and slogan 'Granny Toulouse's Old Fashioned Loid Treatment- Humane, Effective and Permanent'.
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:21 am 
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Chortle! Would that have any impact on a chain-smoking meths drinker?

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 5:05 pm 
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Feeling a lot better today thanks ..I can even taste the apples in my can of Strongbow .. :coool:
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alleztfc
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PostPosted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:08 pm 
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If you can taste apples in the synthetic dog-piss that is Strongbow, then you may have permanent damage.

Glad the man flu's gone tho. Nasty ailment, that.

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Loid Haw-Haw of Sussex
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alleztfc wrote:
If you can taste apples in the synthetic dog-piss that is Strongbow, then you may have permanent damage.

Glad the man flu's gone tho. Nasty ailment, that.

What would know about taste you being half french? sctatchinghead
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paulus the woodgnome and a side salad
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Sussex.......dont forget as you lift the Strongbow up to your mouth.........do us all a favour and release the arrow.

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