The Poolie Bunker

Is it me or are there getting more and more in the ground, Namely the town end?
Not putting them all into the same category, But today I was stood in front of a group of 10-12 year olds I think it was and they were truely awful to be stood in front of!!!

We scored and I think through a bit of banter one of em grabbed my dutt off my head, I didnt mind that took it off the lad with a smile on my face, But then about 2 minutes later the little get nicked my hat again, Obviously no banter there, So I turned round and said "Watch the match ey" - Big mistake, They just started to chew and chew and chew at me and my mates, We just ignored them, Untill one of the little gits decided to make a joke that he spilt his drink down my mates jacket, We blasted them, But still the little gets went on and on

So we moved a few steps down, They buggered off at Half Time, Eventually came back and started to chew an oldish bloke, Its not on, I think the Stewards should maybe start throwing there weight around before someone else just launches one of the little gits!

Anyone else have any trouble with the amount of young un's causing trouble in the ground today or any other time?

don't know about kids in the town end, but there was these right miserable bastads in front of us today - one of em was wearing a dut and so when we scored me and my mates blagged his dut and the cheeky sod turned around and took it back and was a bit lippy so we took it again - and he booted off again - so we give him some slaver and poured a cuppa down his mate's coat!!!

They fooked off a bit after getting the message and we nashed out the back at half time for a fag and then some even older awld get starting chewing us so we let him have a bit of earache too - i mean they might be older and that but ferkin hell do they have to be so miserable and not talk

i think it's about time these stewards moved all these people to a miserable gits section.

well you certainly know how to kill a thread
what if the boot was on the other foot?
no one wants to go to a game and have some young chav taking the piz all game
some might not be as patient as stupoolie

me for one - i ferkin hate gobby kids at pools - at least when i was a kid there was no one there to be gobby too amongst the 1200 fans.!!!

Were you one of the 790 who attended against Stockport on a bank holiday Monday in May 1984 katcha?

I was

it is time the club penned them like some other clubs do and let them in cheap too

aye and we were both been gobby ferkin kids then as well

majority of the stewards at pools are about as much use as a chocolate fireguard. the last home game previous from yesterdays i went for a piss met a mate behind the townend, we were chatting then all of a sudden some cheeky little scroat ran towards what seemed like an innocent youngun threw a drink on him the twatted him in the face. the stewards done fook all and there was plenty of witnesses, i seen one of the stewards later talking to the little tosser but nothing else was done.

i think they only get around a tenner but thats paid out of us supporters paying into the ground, most of the stewards in the townend just watch the game anyway after theyve been stood with there little gang (stewards) before the game starts

Iwas aswell!!!! :sweet:

That game is just like the Sex Pistols & Oasis first gigs!!!! :sweet:

and i bet you didn't pay in then either

Thing is years ago the litte angles knew that if they chewed themselves they would have got a thick ear now they know the law better than the police and would have you up for assault before you could shout goal

THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN MORE THAN 790 IF EVERYONE HAD PAID IN!!! I was talking to two 92-club members that day, who were completing their 92nd ground at Pools, as they both put it,"Before Hartlepool get voted out this time."
I was on holiday in Spain when the League re-election votes were cast, and the back page of the Sun showed a small picture of Ray Kennedy celebrating, along with the title, "It's a carve-up, roar angry Maids," referring to Maidstone's application to join the League. Ah Maidstone, that bastion of football - I wonder what happened to them?

PS : David Prole, a journalist who also predicted Pools to lose on the coupon forecast EVERY week, also wrote a piece in one of the Sunday papers at the time saying "how sorry it would be to lose dear old little Hartlepool, but the Kent club MUST be given a chance on June 10th."
Well, he died a couple of years later and I got pi$$ed to celebrate the horrible k-unt's demise. I would like to find his grave, even to this day, so that I can have a celebratory pi$$ on top of him. The stupid twat.
The very following season Pools had been getting some crowds of 4,000 - odd in the League at the start of the campaign, plus 7,000 -odd against Derby and 8,000- odd against York in the Cup. Some people knew nowt all their lives, so it seems.
Even if someone proved to me that Pools HAD deserved to be voted out, I would just punch the fu-ckers and tell them to f-uck off. HUFC is MY club and they are not going to stand there and say or write shit like that in front of me.

It's easily sorted....just position yourself somewhere behind them and when Pools score just go fucking mental with knees and elbows flying into them!!!!

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Haha, I know that was certainly tempting, Worst thing was one of them was calling me a "Nonce"
All I wanted to do was watch the match, Couldnt do it but moved 2 steps down and enjoyed what I thought was a good Pools performance

Try Dibble's mob

I have to admit there are times when I am flogging Monkey Business that I would love a Taser or a cattle prod to scatter the little bounders. Yesterday there were two aged about 13 I would gladly have kicked very hard up the arse.

There have always been little twats at Pools, if anything I think there are less nowadays even if they do get away with more.