The Lightning Tree wrote:
It was foooking freezing in stockton today with spurts of hail and rain.
Spent 15 minutes on someones doorstep today trying to tell someone their dog couldn't go shitting on next doors garden anymore, they denied they had a dog until a fierce looking jack russell cross leapt over the baby gate and tried to attach its teeth to my leg
Thats swainby road for yer

Maybe a better approach would be to turn up, shoot the dog, shoot the youngest child then ask them what they think they did wrong and leave.
Or then again you could send them for 'parenting' lessons or 'counselling.'
If they don't know it's wrong to let your dog shit all over the place, might I recommend the first course of action. :sweet: :sweet:
It's the only language they understand.
