The Poolie Bunker

If they make so much money from this well trumpeted function business, why don't they just give the football up and turn the entire place into a massive drive thru and they'd be coining it ..... they could join the Catering Premiership..... 'COME ON YOU PUDDINGS' they could sing...... or ... 'and it's Daaarrll-ing-toooon, DARLINGTON IS TASTY, FOR IT'S THE FINEST GRAVY, THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEEN' ...etc, etc...

....'You're gonna get your f***ing eggs for din'....or
....'and Darlow ran away....they forget they'd left the oven on and ruined their souflee'

wish i had the PR job there
it would be a doddle

3005 actually

For All The Songs!!!!

eieieio, up the carvery queue we go,
when we get our plates full, this is what we'll sing
we want gravy lots of gravy
Bisto is our king.

We've got worral worral worral worral thompson on the wing on the wing

can anyone tell me how much of that £44k did the former manager pocket?
allegedly

And as the 'losing chefs' leave the ground early ....'Pie, pie, pie, pie ...we love mince pie' ....or....'We love you Darlo, we do , we love your thick Irish Stew, We like your carvery too, Oh Darlo we love food.' .....

One prawn cocktail, there's only one prawn cocktail. So she will have pate, there's only one prawn cocktail.

When I was just a little Loid
I asked my mother what what I do
Sould I watch footy, should I eat meat
Here's what she said to me

Que Sera, sera
Whatever will be will be
Lets go for a carvery
Que sera, sera.

We hate bacon sarnies
We hate pork loin too
We hate honey roast duckling
But foie gras we love you

Delighted
Delighted

GO AND DO SOME WORK!

Where's your parsnips, where's your parsnips, where's your parsnips, carvery?
Haven't got none, never had none
Your a shite grade carvery

Your T-bones are like rubber
Your spare ribs taste of blubber
Your serving girl's a scrubber
The darlow carvery

Ooohhh stobbit!!!!!!

Our rass wants to know why I keep sliding off me chair clutching me sides and I can't tell her!!!

That's the best post for ages!!!

Especially the Adams Family one!!

You've simply GOT to do all them on 25th March!!!!

Carvereeeeee!!!!
Carvereeee!!
Well we've given up the football but we're serving carveree!!!

Funniest Post....EVER!!!!

Last night I was trying to think of one and I came up with this....











There's no-way I could come close to any of the above!!!!



PS....Has anyone put a link to this on their Rivals borad????

yes and even they are enjoying it

Pork brawn, pork brawn, in a scone, topped with lard
And you'll never baulk alone
You'll NE - VER baulk alone

'Ello, 'ello, we are the gourmet boys
'Ello, 'ello, we are the gourmet boys
If you are a fast food fan just watch us dine and cry
While you swallow your fried bread

Where's that woman with the pinny on?
Kitchen, kitchen
Where's that woman with the pinny on?
Keep that kitchen clean!

Special song for visiting barcodes:


Oh, me lads, you should-a seen wor scranning
Passing the plates along the row, for them to put the flan in
We shovelled tons of grub away
Like true bred toony scoffers
Scranning doon the TFM..................

To swell the darlow coffers!

(pointing a taunting finger at the opposition)

Well they're all on diets over there
Yes they're all on diets over there
Well they're all on diets
All on diets
All on diets over there

Oh they don't get fed like this at home
No they don't get fed like this at home
We've got real smoked salmon,
Delicious gammon
And meat that falls right off the bone

your not eating
your not eating
your not eating anymore
your not eating anymore

shall we eat a pie for you

your a chef and you know you are
your a chef and you know you are

You can stick your fucking Toby's up your arse
You can stick your fucking Toby's up your arse
You can stick your fucking Tobys, stick your fucking Toby's up your arse
We are Darlo, we are Darlo.

poolpower that bloke is the double of Hodgy serving, I had heard he has a new job

Here's a really old one from the 70's, slightly altered..

Bertie mee said to Bill Shankly.
Have you tried Darlo's carvery.
Shanks said NO, I don't think so.
...but I 've tried the Rink End's Oxo.

Que Sera Sera Whatever will be Will be

We going to the Carvery Que Sera Sera

_____________________________________________________________Oh, do you know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, do you know the muffin man,
That lives on Neasham Road?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
The muffin man, the muffin man,
Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,
That live on Neasham Road ___________________________________________________________

Bean, beans the musical fruit,
The more you eat, the more you toot,
The more you toot, the better you feel,
Why not eat beans with every Meal?


On top of Spaghetti all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball when somebody sneezed
It rolled off the table and onto the floor
And then my poor meatball rolled right out the door


It rolled in the garden and under a bush
And then my poor meatball was nothing but mush

Come on Darlow
Come on Darlow
Come on Darlow
Come on Darlow
come on Darlow
ad nauseum
...this chant is so banal it's beyond parody

stand up if you want the beef
stand up if you want the beef
etc etc

sit down if you hate the pork
sit down if you hate the pork
etc etc

Well that died a death didn't it.

...they all do eventually

Was it players agents or catalogue agents...?

2 bent managers? i can see the solicitors letters coming through my door on monday morning

Farepak Hampers Agents??

I was tempted to say that Kev ...