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parmopooly
 Post subject: Looking at the table
PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 4:50 pm 
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it needs a good polish.
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:03 pm 
You're wrong there Mr.Parmo....I think it needs a good Bulgarian!!!! :sweet:
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parmopooly
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well I'm not Russian about cleaning it just yet
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:22 pm 
What about Denmarks though....they need cleaning off!!!! confised
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:33 pm 
I reckon those stains are Chile.....
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MutleyRules
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Whilst PERUsing the front room I also noticed a few stains on the PERSIAn rug....I think it could be GREECE!!!!

confised :roll: confised
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:36 pm 
I think it could do with EIREing!!!! :roll:
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:39 pm 
That CHINA could do with a dusting aswell!!!! :roll:
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MutleyRules
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Fuck it anyway....I'm off to ICELAND to get some oven chips cos JORDAN's coming round tonight!!!!
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Spender
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 5:49 pm 
IRAN down there yesterday but I forgot to get a CANADAt INDIAn tonic water!! :grin: :grin:
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parmopooly
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This Israel-ly no way to go on lads
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MutleyRules
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The skies getting awfully grey....BAHRAIN!!!! :evil:
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MutleyRules
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I wish our lass would hurry up with me Tea....I'm HUNGARY!!!! :roll:
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MutleyRules
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 06, 2006 6:10 pm 
parmopooly wrote:
This Israel-ly no way to go on lads


OMAN....you always have to have a whinge!!!! :roll:
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Moriarty
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This thread is syria-sly silly
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MutleyRules
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I had 2 pairs of football boots when I was a kid....Adidas ANGOLA!!!! :roll:
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MutleyRules
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And I had a Patrick JERSEY!!!! :roll:
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MutleyRules
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Me mate's lass doesn't like going away with him but he told me the other day that she's going on holiday with him to the Carribean!!!!

Mutley....'JAMAICA'????

Mate....'Nah she agreed to'!!!!

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I'm getting a rubix Cuba for Chrimbo
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French Polish are just 2 of the nations in Europe now
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Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan rolfl

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You can keep your jokes. I don't kir - ghiz a break will yous.

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Spender
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Can you keep the noise down please?? I'm CHINA sleep..... :wink:

Topical eh??
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Spender
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F-UK off


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This is pathetic, some of you make a korea out of puns.
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I don't know Hawaii they do it......I-raq my my brains trying to work out why.....Spain in the arse... :roll:
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Spender
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I'm afraid I don't BOLIVIA.....
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poolpower
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camp poo cheer smells a bit
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Spender
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Don't make any SUDAN movements.....
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poolpower
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that is because you USSR US
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Spender
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How can you have a dinner for your tea?? :roll: :roll: I bet you absolutely GEORGIA self.
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Snowy
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Norway should this be allowed to go on...we should have a vote, just get a ballot paper Denmark your choice on it. I told the wife I got the daughter to tidy up ... Jamaica...? no she volunteered.
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I told the wife I got the daughter to tidy up ... Jamaica...? no she volunteered.

That's twice that joke's been cracked. It's getting Monaconous.

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This CONGO on for a while yet :shock:
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I never read all the posts so if you don't Belize me that's tough. it was a Sudan decision to do the post anyway so stop acting like Chads, no matter how Kenya are to catch me out. Anyway I'm gonna try and borrow some money off our lass, I must me Madagascar for money :roll:
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Which Tunisia singing
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Snowy YUCON nick off that plagiarism
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you can hear the WALES from here
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Canada a thing about. confised
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Derek Williams and Haiti Jacques never came out with this many wisecracks
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I meant Kenneth, not the BBC Cleveland Pools reporter from years ago
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Albania's all from this board if yers don't stop it
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MutleyRules
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I've just fell over and SPAINed me ankle!!!! :evil: :evil:
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what country was that about ? confised :laugh:
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Haggiss-ed it might have been
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Our lass knows, I'll phone her then Alaska...
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