question for mr parmo pooly

Saladswerver · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:08 pm **Posts:** 195

whilst sat reading my paper in the no rarfs pub car park yesterday...i couldnt help but notice strange objects on your windscreen wipers..wot the fuck are they???

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:11 pm

shot gun barrels for the crows

Saladswerver · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:08 pm **Posts:** 195

i dunno what they are but they look like ....well..i dunno what they look like...a metal tube covering the windscreen wiper...which im sure would work great on yer windscreen if you forgot to take them off...im obviously missing something here

poolpower · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 8:21 pm

he has explained before so he will do so again

could be the ley lines

poolymadandstupid · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 9:19 pm

I think it is to stop them pesky crows nibbling at his rubbers. stupid

Why does he not just shoot the bastards. rolf

parmopooly · **Posted:** Tue Nov 07, 2006 10:03 pm

for I do not possess a gun!!!! The dog almost caught it on the roof yesterday, the bastard thing!! How long do crows live for, does anyone know??

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos - Common Crow)

Approximate size: 40 cm (about 17 inches) long at maturity. About the size of a large pigeon.
Wingspan: A little under 1 meter (around 40 inches)
Coloring: Black all over. Some (such as the hooded crow) may have grey or white shoulders and backs.
Call: A nasal "Caw!"
Eggs: 4 - 7 eggs. Greenish blue, marked with brown.
Range: The American Crow is found throughout most of North America. The Carrion Crow is found throughout Europe.

The Crow is a very common black bird. It can be found all over the world, and adapts well to a variety of habitats. Unlike ravens, which prefer the countryside, crows thrive in cities and will gladly make their nests near large human centers,they also tend to live around vibrant estate pubs in the North East of England,often targeting the Licencees windscreen wipers,which they tend to use to remove excess moisture and rainwater from their nests,although this behaviour isnt the norm,it is a peculiar characteristic of the species known as the Rift House Crow. Crows are about the size of a large pigeon. They can live 5 - 10 years quite easily, but in the wild their lifespan is often shortened by natural predators and environmental hazzards.

Saladswerver · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:08 pm **Posts:** 195

and another thing...mr parmo never even offered me a pint...tight fisted git!!

MutleyRules · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:34 am

Well he wouldn't if you were sat in your car in the car park would he?!?! :roll:

Saladswerver · **Joined:** Mon Sep 04, 2006 7:08 pm **Posts:** 195

why not!!!...i wasnt driving!!!

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 12:47 am

3Quid wrote:

Crow (Corvus brachyrhynchos - Common Crow)

Approximate size: 40 cm (about 17 inches) long at maturity. About the size of a large pigeon.
Wingspan: A little under 1 meter (around 40 inches)
Coloring: Black all over. Some (such as the hooded crow) may have grey or white shoulders and backs.
Call: A nasal "Caw!"
Eggs: 4 - 7 eggs. Greenish blue, marked with brown.
Range: The American Crow is found throughout most of North America. The Carrion Crow is found throughout Europe.

The Crow is a very common black bird. It can be found all over the world, and adapts well to a variety of habitats. Unlike ravens, which prefer the countryside, crows thrive in cities and will gladly make their nests near large human centers,they also tend to live around vibrant estate pubs in the North East of England,often targeting the Licencees windscreen wipers,which they tend to use to remove excess moisture and rainwater from their nests,although this behaviour isnt the norm,it is a peculiar characteristic of the species known as the Rift House Crow. Crows are about the size of a large pigeon. They can live 5 - 10 years quite easily, but in the wild their lifespan is often shortened by natural predators and environmental hazzards.

obviously creatures of habit
there is a pair that come outside my house at least once a year they turn up about now and stay two days then you don't see them for another year they turned up last week
i might be wrong and it could be a succession of crows but i think not
they must be on an annual journey
any twitchers know about anything about the habits of crows

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 1:29 am

poolpower wrote:

obviously creatures of habit
there is a pair that come outside my house at least once a year they turn up about now and stay two days then you don't see them for another year they turned up last week
i might be wrong and it could be a succession of crows but i think not
they must be on an annual journey
any twitchers know about anything about the habits of crows

In your case I think you'll find that was the Grim Reaper and his sister.

I mean at your age you can't have long can you?? :roll:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41057

So can Parmo be classed as a predator...? :shock:

poolpower · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 2:54 pm

Pooliekev wrote:

poolpower wrote:

obviously creatures of habit
there is a pair that come outside my house at least once a year they turn up about now and stay two days then you don't see them for another year they turned up last week
i might be wrong and it could be a succession of crows but i think not
they must be on an annual journey
any twitchers know about anything about the habits of crows

In your case I think you'll find that was the Grim Reaper and his sister.

I mean at your age you can't have long can you?? :roll:

funny enough
i am not well today :shock:

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 4:55 pm

Surely not another day on the commode??

Life can be cruel sometimes..... :-o

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 7:40 pm

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41057

THAT BIRD IS EITHER...

1. TRYING TO PUSH AWAY THE CAR BUT IT'S LEGS AREN'T LONG ENOUGH

2. A PLASTIC ONE.

3. TRYING TO SHAG THE CAR.

Spender · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:01 pm

That grass could do with a mow.......... :roll:

Mick Tait's Head Bandage · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:45 pm

And the white lines on the car park could do with a lick of paint :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Wed Nov 08, 2006 9:50 pm

them potholes need filling in..hang on a bit, what am I saying?

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41057

..HANG ABOUT...it isn't even your car it's sat on.....

3Quid · **Joined:** Thu Aug 17, 2006 9:11 pm **Posts:** 1791

Well spotted snowy

Note the lack of plastic anti-crow wiper covers rolfl

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Nov 09, 2006 11:28 am

aye, that's how I took the time to photograph it first!!! :grin:

Snowy · **Joined:** Fri Aug 18, 2006 12:18 pm **Posts:** 41057

In fact, if you look at the car in the foreground, which belongs to someone called, say..... Mr X (it's parmo) there is a small sticker in the rear window which if examined under a microscope says...All birds welcome to have a nibble of my body.... :roll:

parmopooly · **Posted:** Thu Nov 09, 2006 1:41 pm

except for emus, they peck too hard.

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