The Poolie Bunker

Have you ever read the China Daily, Spender ?

Saw it when it was featured on Paul Merton in China.

It's like the most biased government-run propaganda newspaper you've ever seen. All the stories in there literally praise how good China is.

Maybe it's true?

What after all the fuss with Tibet before the....huge famous global festival of sport from Greece held every 4 years after it was created in Ancient Greece !

When we all know how England is so superior to the rest of the world because we read it in our newspapers.

Might be more subtle but the effect is just the same

Surely the only newspaper like that is the Daily Mail

No Mr Kent, that's Xinhua, the Government news agency you're thinking of. We have one, it's called the BBC except the population don't pay for Xinhua on penalty of fines and confiscation of their televisions.

Tell me all about Tibet then??

Hey I've been on their website an all during the....large festival of global sport that was held in Beijing that first came from Greece, for their sport photos.

I saw something in the Mirror about the fact that the BBC won't like Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska, Republican 2008 VP Candidate, because she's pro-life, a member of the NRA. Also her tennage daughter being up the duff doesn't help.

If I write what I think about Tibet, will you get or will the Chinese censor it, like they did viewing the web during Beijing 2008.

See reading the BBC, Mr Kent, and believing what they say is a very misleading past-time. It's not censorship that led the Chicoms to ban the BBC in the first place, it's the downright lies they tell, fed from a few 'dissidents ((c)BBC).' Now we all have dissidents and dont tell me that we treat them any differently. We brought out a special law to get rid of one bloke with his banners from outside parliament by including the size of your banner in the law. Thirty Policemen removed him. The Chinese just pick you up, take you to the airport and boot you out.

What the Chinese actually ban from the web is pornography and absolutism. Is that such a mistake?? No, it's the envy of the world but how would the judges and politicians and priests get their jollies if we did it as well?? We have new laws also against absolutism and everyone is a paedophile now unless they prove otherwise. I would feel quite safe in talking to you about Tibet although there are those that shit themselves and write T*b*t thinking the authorities: a) will rip the door off and shoot them and b) will not recognise the code.

If anyone ever defines 'human rights record' it will be the first time. Be my guest. I have already been published on this matter and guess what happened?? Yeah....nowt....