this picture of two Loids leaving the match....
Marmaduke;...Well what did you think Horace?
Horace;...I THOUGHT WE WERE BWILLIANT, but weren't those nasty local oiks simply awful...?
Marmaduke...I have to agree old sport and what a simply horrendous place to play football in, unlike our rather spiffing stadium.what what?
Horace....How does one go to a game of Association football and not have the basic faciilities such as a carvery, mink toilet seats, programme butler and when I arrrsked for a portion of Sturgeon and peacocks eggs on a bed of caviar did you see the young ladies reaction at the catering facility....it's like living in some third world banana republic...why my 'seat' wasn't even padded and unbelievably it was made of plastic....!!!..haven't they heard of shark skin covers and multi point adjustment
Marmaduke;....A town of ruffians and ne-er do wells where no one appears to own a Rolls Royce and heskylators are a novelty.....
Horace....and did you notice how the locals where incapable of keeping still and kept jeering and being gwossly offensive?
Marmaduke....yes dear boy, I thought we set a good example by standing still and hoping they'd try to emulate our restrained and dignified behaviour......
Horace....Oh llook Marmaduke...some locals are coming towards us...
Marmaduke... they probably wish to debate the game with us and congraulate us, they'll also want to doff their caps to us and congratulate us on our stadium...
Horace ....Why are they carrying pieces of wood..?
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